Showing posts with label misandry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label misandry. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Wicked Wednesday

male bashing video game

Male Bashing Packaged and Marketed as a Video Game

There's a new female-only video game out. It's called "Hey Baby" and it's a first person shoot'em up game in which a woman walks down the street shooting and killing various random men for the 'crime' of speaking to her. The ever-female supremacist media is thrilled about it, celebrating the blatantly sexist nature of the game. The game is currently sold out, indicating that not only do a substantial number of women consider misandric sexism to be acceptable, but highly desirable and thus profitable as well. Expect a flood of misandric video games following the success of this one. Male bashing is easy money.


pedro power

Pedro and Jose Live Longer Than You

A new study has found that in the United States, Hispanics outlive whites and blacks both, by several years. The US Congress, the single largest exploiter of illegal alien labor, has indicated that this is a non-issue and nothing to be concerned about. "As long as it isn't white males outliving anybody there is no problem here", a US Government official representing the White House said.


Obama templing

Obama Objects to Americans Fear of his Marxism

US President Barack "Daddy Warbucks" Obama is accusing Republicans of "fear mongering" and cites the American voters' overwhelming fear of President Obama's destructive Marxist policies as proof. "The American People are utterly terrified of what I'm doing to the economy, not only of America, but the entire world, with my progressive redistribution of wealth policies. I am the first black Robin Hood and I should be celebrated, worshipped even, for my great achievements and social justice policies. There is simply no excuse for Americans to be afraid just because I might be damaging the future of America a little bit."


gay republicans

Gay Old Republicans

Almost as if in response to the criticisms the Tea Party has leveled against the Republican Party leadership and its stubbornly out-of-touch policies, a tiny, but powerful homosexual wing of the Republican Party, the Log Cabin Republican, have successfully sued the United States military to end its "Don't ask, don't tell" policy for homosexuals serving in the armed forces. The lawsuit could not possibly be further out of sync with the views and values of conservative Republican voters. The lawsuit illustrates clearly the chasm of disconnect that exists between the voters and the Republican Party leaders, who have recently allied with Democratic Party leaders in a join effort to crush the Tea Party uprising in what can only be described as the most self-serving and short-sighted effort ever by Republican Party leaders. Tea Party supporters, should they ultimately abandon the Republican Party, would leave the Republican Party a tiny shadow of its former self, irrelevant and unwinnable in any future elections.


gay pianist

Peking Penis Pianist

An armless pianist has won the first ever season of "China's Got Talent" by playing the piano with his genitalia. "It's truly amazing to see," one noticably excited Chinese woman said. "I have never seen any man do what this man can do with his dingaling and dangleberries. I think I love him!"


Paul Henry

New Zealand Not Laughing At Dikshit

A New Zealand television host has quit his job over a dispute relating to his mispronunciation of Sheila Dikshit's fairly awkward and obviously humorous name. "You can't tell me that her name isn't hilarious," the disgruntled host allegedly or possibly never said. "Any New Zealander who can't see the humor in this is a disgrace to our great nation and should pack up and move to America, with all of their ridiculous political correctness and pink fucking everything all over the place."


buns

Flooding in Rio

Massive flooding in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, has prompted thousands of sleek, sexy Brazilian women to throw off their clothing and swim to work in the nude. "We are Brazilian," one anonymous nude woman said. "We won't let a little thing like water stop us from living our lives. We can swim like fish." The American Embassy in Brazil has reported a different type of flood, one consisting of American photographers flying into Rio to photograph the amazing spectacle. "I can't really blame them," Ambassador Keanue Reeves was reported to have said. "These Brazilian women are super hot."


GGW

Aliens Signaling Earth with a Special Offer

Australian astronomer Ragbir Bhathal claims to have detected a signal from the vicinity of Gliese 581g, the planet in the zone of habitability for life. He explained, "I have deciphered the signal and determined that it is an advertisement for "Girls Gone Wild" DVDs. I have ordered 10 of them so that I can study this new alien life form at play. It is all for the efforts of science."


Elle Navarro

Loonies On The Path

Yesterday in traffic I noticed a high level of lunacy and rage on the part of drivers. All I knew was that a cold front had been replaced with a warm front, my knee was hurting and rain was expected. I had assumed the hot weather following the cold was to blame. But then I read about the earthquake in Oklahoma and it made more sense to me. The worst traffic I have ever seen, with the most insanely aggressive and lunatic behavior, was the day before a major earthquake in Illinois. I was going to write another Loonies on the Path post about it, but I just never got around to it. So this is it.


Monday, November 16, 2009

Misandric Monday - Hatred Without Limits


Today I came face-to-face with a horrible reality that I simply cannot comprehend. I had raised an issue over on PukeBook, a short statement commenting on the absurdity of our soldiers being crucified for frightening and generally humiliating "enemy combatants" in a college fraternity-like manner, while our own American police officers are literally sexually torturing American citizens with stun guns and Tasers, sometimes to the point of agonizing death, with total impunity.

Several female commenters responded with amusement, telling me about the latest American movie to depict the torture of a man with a Taser as humorous entertainment. They said it was "hilarious." I responded by simply pointing out that this is not just a joke. It is really happening, and often involves torture of the genitals. They didn't care. One woman said she wants to see men "Tasered in the balls until they blow."

After this, I met a female friend for drinks out at a favorite place of hers. I mentioned someone telling me there is a funny movie featuring men being Tasered by the police. She knew immediately what film I was talking about.

"That's "The Hangover" and it's hilarious. These guys have been arrested and it's take your kid to work day or something. So there's this fat kid and one of the guys had been really mean to him. So the cop is telling them about the Taser and offering to show them how it works. Then he says "You can try it if you want. You can Taser one of these men in the nuts." Then the fat kid says "I want to Taser HIM in the nuts" and points to the guy who was mean to him. Then he shoots him in the nuts with both of the things that stick to you and is hurting him really bad, shocking his nuts, you know. The guy falls down and is lying there hurt really, really bad. It was soooo funny."

As I sat there looking into the eyes of this woman, a woman I have been friends with for 5 years or more, I began to feel sick to my stomach. Hearing her describe a man being so horrifically tortured, and for so little reason, and to say that it was "hilarious" bothered me more than I can explain. Realizing that the women on PukeBook had been talking about this same scene, but never mentioned that the reason they liked it so much was because a man was tortured in his testicles, upset me even more. All the women thought it was funny. More than just funny, they thought it was "hilarious."

Apparently my face revealed how I felt about what she had just described to me, because she stopped smiling and said "I guess it was kind of mean. He was on the floor hurt really bad." I excused myself and went to the bathroom. I felt as if I was literally going to throw up. It wasn't simply the horrific nature of the described scene that upset me. It wasn't the fact that I have seen endless videos of this being done to real men in the real world. It was the utter glee of the women at seeing a man treated this way. In fact, it was the fact that all the women absolutely loved seeing a man abused so badly that upset me even more than the description of the scene itself. I had seen this same hatred from women at karate tournaments in years past whenever any male combatant fell to the floor screaming and holding his crushed testicles. The women in the stands would go berserk, screaming and cheering with an animal blood-lust in their eyes, openly expressing an inexplicable hatred of a man or boy they didn't know and clearly didn't see as a fellow human being.


Earlier this morning, while researching a future blog post, I ran across a long, detailed article about the Mary Winkler murder trial. On page 17 is an interview with the jury foreman. He said the jury was stacked unfairly based on sex from the beginning, with 10 women and only 2 men, and that 9 of the 10 women did not care about the facts of the case at all, or about any pretense of justice. They cared only that the murderous woman claimed he treated her badly sometimes, and evidence or no evidence, that was good enough for them. They were going to just let her go, free and clear, with a total acquittal. To hell with the man she shot in the back with a shotgun at close range, blowing a huge hole in his spine and several vital organs, before leaving him there on the floor choking in his own blood for 20 minutes before he finally died. To hell with the daughter who witnessed the cold-blooded murder of her father and testified that he did not abuse her mother and that she feared and despised her mother and did not wish to ever see her again. To hell with law and justice. To hell with equal protection under the law. To hell with any laws at all. Men are not human beings and do not deserve to live.


In men's movies, at least in years past, it was the villains of the film who would kidnap the hero's girlfriend or sister, rape her, and then let her go. He never tortured her or ripped her vagina apart. He never stabbed her ovaries with barbed spears before frying them with high voltage. The most evil of guy-movie villains would simply force himself upon her, making her have sex with him. Then he'd let her go home to tell her boyfriend or brother, so that he'd be upset and fight with the villain.

And it was certainly never the hero who did this to a woman.

The reason this scenario was used so frequently in guy-movies was because it always elicited the same response for the mostly-male audience. Men and boys were enraged at the idea of a woman being sexually abused or tortured. In fact, men are so enraged by it that to my knowledge no film has ever shown a woman being sexually abused or tortured to elicit a response of laughter from any of the males in the audience. It has always been a given that male audiences will not laugh at such a horrible thing. The male reaction to abuse of females has always been the same - rage.

And apparently, the female reaction to the most horrific of sexual tortures or even mutilations of males elicits the same response in almost all females - laughter, celebration, orgasmic jubilation.

The horror associated with the reality that American police officers, and increasingly American citizens, are shooting men in the testicles with sharpened bullets that spear the scrotum before frying the testicles with 50,000 volts for however long the torturer feels like holding the trigger down, is bad enough. But the horror associated with the reality that women are so consumed with seemingly limitless hatred of all males, no matter how young or old, complete stranger or their own husband, brother, father, or son, is heartbreaking to me.


Why? Why are women so filled with hatred of males that absolutely nothing is too cruel or evil when done to males, in the opinions of females, including castration and murder? And why is this pathological hatred considered acceptable by anyone? What is so wrong between men and women that men are willing to simply accept a hatred by women that would be violently condemned and even criminalized in anyone else? Has it always been this way or is this a relatively recent phenomenon?

But most importantly, just WHY????



Sunday, October 4, 2009

Misandric Monday - National Femmeball League?


The NFL


So I sat myself down for a weekend of football only to be assaulted by images of grown men, macho men who pound the shit out of each other for a living, running onto the field dressed all in pink.

What the fuck?

You see, it's Breast Cancer/Domestic Violence/We Hate Men Month here in the Castrated States of America, and every single corporate CEO and President is so anxious to prove to the women of America that they aren't sexists like all those other guys that they've ordered every male professional athlete in the U.S. to hand over his balls and strap on a big, pink vagina before marching out onto the battlefield and trying to do what he was hired to do.

Wait, so how is this the fault of those misandric feminist lesbians that we all know and despise so much? How are you going to blame women for this one?

I'm not.


This is the fault of sociopathic, megalomaniac, narcissistic assholes who did and continue to do whatever it takes to kick and bully and murder their way to the top of their respective professions, and now they have this nagging conscience buried deep inside of themselves that keeps saying, "you're an asshole. You're a huge fucking asshole and nobody likes you."

These are the lawyers and politicians and other rich, powerful men who pay $1000 an hour in taxpayers' money to prostitutes whom they ask to tie them up and then beat the living shit out of them while insulting them and basically treating them the way they know that they damned well deserve to be treated. Only even in this, like everything else in their world, they insist on being in control. So rather than going to the people they have actually wronged, mostly other men whose lives and careers they ruined with their backstabbing, manipulations and lies, and apologizing like a real man, they choose instead to hire a hot girl, usually in her 20s, and let her hand out their punishment in the manner which they themselves choose. It's no penance at all, actually, but much like the act of forcing real men to march out onto the football field dressed in castrating pink uniforms, it makes these cunt bastards feel better about themselves and their lives of betrayal and selfishness.


Who's been a baaaad boy?


And isn't that all that really matters? Isn't feeling better the most important thing in life?

So what is so wrong about the NFL forcing their players and coaches and cheerleaders and anyone else working for the National Femmeball League to wear pink for the month of October? What's so wrong about 'raising awareness' for breast cancer?

Well, it's like this, despite the fact that virtually every single player and coach down on that field is going to get prostate cancer before he dies, nothing has been done by the NFL to raise any awareness or money for that.

Guess when Prostate Cancer Awareness Month was? It was LAST month. That's right. It just happened. And what did the NFL do for Prostate Cancer Awareness Month? Jack-shit NOTHING. Some NFL hall-of-fame players tried to promote prostate cancer awareness, but there were no NFL teams wearing blue ribbons, no NFL cheerleaders dressed for the event, no blue Prostate Cancer banners in any NFL stadiums. There was a big fat nothing. If they had just done as much for prostate cancer, or testicular cancer, as they are doing now with all the pink uniforms and banners and gloves and armbands and goalposts, there would be no problem. But they didn't. They were too busy painting the country pink.

And despite the fact that testicular cancer has been steadily and dramatically increasing over the past 40 years, affecting several high-profile professional male athletes such as Lance Armstrong of cycling and John Kruk of professional baseball, not one single penny, not one single acknowledgement, not one single effort has been made by these same leagues, these same team owners, these same billionaire men to do one thing about it.

Testicular cancer, by the way, which is an agonizingly painful cancer, primarily targets males between the ages of 14 and 40.

Oh well, those are OLD men, and they're just gonna die soon anyway. Why bother worrying about that?

The men most affected by testicular cancer are the sons and grandsons of the very men who refuse to make any effort to raise funding for research that might save the lives of their own children and grandchildren. They are the players themselves. They are the biggest and most loyal fans of the NFL.

Brian Piccolo, the Chicago Bear about whom the book and later the weepy movie "Brian's Song" was written, died from testicular cancer. You might think this would have gotten some attention and funding from the NFL for testicular cancer research, but you'd be wrong.

Putting all of this aside, ignoring whether its fair or unfair or who is responsible for dressing America's last remaining 'real men' in pink tutus and strap-on vaginas, I'd like to just say that its also just incredibly gay. That's right. You heard me. It's fucking gay. No one wants to turn on the TV and watch 22 300-pound, muscle-bound monsters beat the living hell out of each other while dressed head-to-toe in pink dresses.

Wait, I take that back, men like Vice President Joe Biden most likely would LOVE to watch something like that. But he's a misandric, self-loathing cunt, so he doesn't count.

So, to the vaginas who currently run professional football in the United States, forcing other men to surrender their testicles and run out onto the playing field dressed in pink, I say, "Hand in your genitals, all of you. You have forfeited your right to be called men." Hand'em over or we'll come and get them. And you know you don't want that because if we have to do it for you then there'll be no doctors, no drugs, no sharp instruments and no professional skill involved. Since you're so fond of making the men who play the game dress up like little girls, it's only fair that we remove your genitals and put real vaginas on all of you. And then we're going to dress you up in little pink dresses and ribbons and march you out onto the playing field where 11 large linemen are going to hit you as hard as they can, all at once, and make you shit yourselves in front of the entire world.

Nobody wants to see a bunch of NFL players running around dressed like Barbie. It's just wrong. It's just SO wrong.


No balls on this playing field




Tuesday, September 15, 2009

HLN - Hysterical Lesbian Network


Once a week I meet some college friends for lunch. Almost every time we eat, we go to the same restaurant. I don't recall who chose it or why, but now we seem to be stuck with it.

Every time we go to this restaurant, the TVs, which are in every corner, are blasting the news. But it's not just any news. It's not even real news. No, it's CNN's HLN, and it's annoying as all hell.

HLN is the network I've been slamming on all year for talking endlessly about Octomom, where's Haleigh, where's Caylee, where's Bailey, where's that girl who disappeared in Mexico whose name I can't even remember but I think it rhymed with 'Haylee' too. It's all they ever talk about.

There are piles and piles of interesting crime stories involving men and boys being slaughtered and Tasered and tortured, but to the folks at HLN those stories don't even exist. No sir, in amongst the thousands of male victims of violent and vicious crimes, including sex crimes, is a lone female, either very young and pretty or all grown up and hot. And it is her story that must be told!

Sex offenders kidnap, torture, rape and kill countless little boys each year in the United States, and countless not-so-cute little girls, but for a year all we heard about was one missing cute little girl. The next year it was another missing cute little girl. This past year has been huge for HLN. A couple of cute little girls have turned up missing - Bonus! You can get hysterical over it when they're cute. Not so much when they're ugly or male.

And it is all-they-talk-about day after day after day after day.


Caylee's hot murdering mom, Casey


When the just-retired NFL quarterback, Steve McNair, was murdered by his crazy girlfriend, it was as clear a case of domestic violence as anyone could ask for. After all, isn't Oprah always saying a 'partner' who hits will eventually kill? Yeah, so this man was murdered by a psycho girlfriend. What greater abuse is there than murder? Great domestic violence story, right?

Wrong! They didn't even mention it. They were too busy hating on Octomom.

But right this moment they're talking about OJ Simpson. Remember OJ? Fifteen years ago he killed his ex-wife. Fifteen years ago! Steve McNair was murdered just this year. Matthew Winkler was murdered by his wife just 2 years ago. But there's no time to discuss either of them because we have to talk about OJ killing Nicole.



HLN anchor Jane Velez-Mitchell was on today talking about the recent case of the missing Yale student, Annie Le, a girl whose murdered body was just yesterday found hidden in a wall in a Yale building. Over the past month there have been countless murders of men in the news, including a man protesting against abortion who was murdered in front of a whole group of high school students. HLN never even acknowledged these cases. And this week all they're talking about all day long is Annie Le.


Annie Le


As I write this, HLN's favorite anchor, Jane Velez-Mitchell is on screaming there is a "war of terror on the women of our society." She has been hysterically screaming that there is a "war on women" in the United States of America ever since they hired her.

She says there is a "pyschological burka" that women in America are forced to wear because men are preying on them constantly and everywhere.

I could not make this shit up. I'm listening to her as I write this. She's crazy and in desperate need of psychological help. Comparing the richest, most powerful women in the history of the world to the impoverished women of various Middle Eastern countries who are forced by law to wear burkas? Comparing the richest, most powerful people in the history of the world, all of whom just happened to be Western women, with some of the world's most oppressed? Can she be serious??? These 'oppressed' women have their own fucking television networks, for Christ's sake!

She's screaming that women are dying in large numbers and insisting that President Obama and our media are silent about it. Seriously?? Our first lesbian president doesn't care about women? Are you sure?? Our Congress passed the very unconstitutional Violence Against Women Act, which was based on the very same hysterical and misandric lies that are being spewed here on HLN and yet despite this violation of the rights of all males she still thinks this? It flies in the face of Reason. It's a giant kick in the crotch to Truth.

Over 80 percent of all violent crimes in America ever since the first day the Feds began keeping track of crime statistics has been crimes against males. Less than 20 percent of violent crimes are committed against women. It has consistently been this way. It will always be this way in this society unless something profound happens that pushes men as a group to truly hate women as a group. What that could be, I don't know, because despite 50 years of screaming hysterical hatred of men coming from American women, American men still love them.

Anyway, it was while listening to Jane Velez-Mitchell that I finally figured out what HLN stands for. It stands for the Hysterical Lesbian Network.

Right at this moment, while I sit here typing, Jane has a panel of 6 women all sitting around screaming hysterically about how this Yale student's death is proof that there is a war on women and that every woman in America is perpetually afraid, constantly in danger, and always men are to blame.

Keep in mind, we don't even know yet who killed the girl. We're assuming it was a man, but they've already made up their minds that it's some kind of rapist serial killer preying on women everywhere.

The high pitched screaming is about to make my eardrums bleed. Jesus, bring it down an octave or three, please!

Now Jane is screaming that women should be marching in the streets, screaming for justice, screaming hysterically because one woman was murdered in the middle of a city with a significant crime problem in which someone dies violently almost every day. But most of those people are male, and of those that are females very few are cute* and compelling like this one. So Jane ignores them.

* I've been to Yale and walked all around New Haven, Connecticut. Trust me, there are hardly any cute women there. In fact, the entire state of Connecticut has a notable lack of attractive heterosexual females. Seriously, it's really noticable.


Jane Velez-Mitchell


So, why is Jane Velez-Mitchell such a hysterical, illogical, unreasonable, screaming, misandric, sexist lunatic?

Well, according to her bio on HLN, Jane is an alcoholic, lesbian, PETA, vegan with a really freaky hairstyle. Or rather, she's a recovering alcoholic, which is to say, you shouldn't invite her out for shots because she'll definitely go and then drink you under the table before plunging her car keys into your throat as she screams "there's a WAR against women, you pig!"

So, that explains A LOT. This woman has severe psychological problems and needs help. Otherwise, she's going to spend the rest of her life screaming in terror at every shadow and imagined phantom with a penis.

On her show tonight she's surrounded herself with 6 other misandric lesbian feminists, none of whom understand anything about male-female relationships, as they repeatedly demonstrate with the ridiculous feminist myths and stereotypes they keep screaming over one another on the air. Apparently being a lesbian feminist is a requirement for being on HLN, but so is a propensity for becoming hysterical and screaming over the top of the other hysterical screaming lesbian feminists sitting next to you. The end result is a high-pitched screamfest in which no one gets a word in edgewise, but there's lots and lots of tension. And there's lots and lots of irrational fear. I guess some people consider 7 shrill women screaming irrationally in terror to be entertaining.

According to HLN, hiring Jane Velez-Mitchell has actually raised their ratings, transforming them from a news network into a network whose only purpose is to terrify women with ridiculous myths about armies of evil, murderous, raping men around every corner and behind every door, always on the prowl. If this is true, then it would seem to play to an old stereotype about women, one which we have all been told again and again is 'chauvinistic' and unfair. The success of the screaming, illogical, irrational, sexist, misandric bullshit that is being promoted by Jane and HLN would seem to indicate that women in general tend to be irrational and hysterical.


Oh no you di'nt!


I'm thinking about this revelation while listening to Jane and her grrlz vomiting tired old feminist bullshit about the boogeyMEN of the world, and I've begun to draw a connection between their illogical and hysterical lies and the illogical hysteria of Oprah, Tyra Banks, The View, the Oxygen Network, the Lifetime Network, CBS, ABC, and pretty much every women's studies book ever written.

What is it about the myth of a war on women that so many women find appealing? Why are they consistently drawn to scary tales of raping devilmen, always purely evil, and angelic women, always purely innocent, with the angelic women helplessly dying in a violent sexual frenzy at the hands of the mythical devilmen and their penises? I mean, we have entire television networks dedicated to this lie. Not just this one, but several. This celebration of irrational fear of males is everywhere. Our law schools are teaching feminist myths in the classroom. From there, these myths are then being written into law based on the feminist myth of the always evil males and always pure and helpless females. Every politician in this country claims the lies are true because to speak the truth and deny it would be political suicide. It would be blasphemy.

Hate sells. Hysterical fears based on ridiculous stereotypes of males brings in the female audiences in droves. Oprah is one of the richest women in the world because of this love of hysterical idiotic bullshit. At what point do women get tired of all the shrill screaming about how evil males are, how innocent and pure females are, and how helpless these rich and powerful women are because of some mythical male conspiracy to keep the women down and rape them? When will Americans finally say "enough of this"? Or will we just keep on until we've burned this country to the ground with our madness?




You know, I started writing this with the idea being just to make fun of HLN and Jane Velez-Mitchell, but after watching her show for the past hour, I honestly feel sorry for her.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Misandric Monday - Men's Health Magazine


I can do anything better than you!

Ever since the death of Mr. Robert Rodale, the man who founded Men's Health Magazine and subsequent takeover of Rodale Press by his wife and daughters, one of whom majored in women's studies, the quality of this particular magazine has steadily declined. But the biggest problem isn't the increasing amount of misinformation inside the magazine, much of which is grossly outdated or just plain wrong. No, the real problem is that the magazine is now run by a family of feminist New York women and the handful of 'men' whom they hire.

Here are some excerpts from this September's issue. I think they speak for themselves, but naturally I'm going to comment because I feel like it.


Page 18 From The Editor : editor David Zinczenko writes, "7 million people have lost their jobs in the current recession ... 80 percent of the jobs lost belong to men. ... When it comes to handling changes, the best people for men to learn from are the women in their lives."


Learn from the women? Learn to be more like women? Men should learn to be more like women, because the differences in sexes of those laid off is a result of men not being good enough, smart enough, or liked?


Later in his full-page affront to men he says, "it's women who know best."


Now, come on, this is the advice that Men's Health has to offer to men?

No, seriously, this is Men's Health magazine. Believe me, I checked and rechecked several times just to be sure. This all sounds so familiar, so deja vu. Where have I heard this argument before? Oh yes, my mom's old copies of Ms!




Page 20 The Gender Judge "Women are outperforming men in the workplace."


This claim is quoted from Janet S. Hyde, a feminist psychologist from the University of Wisconsin. She gives no stats to support this claim, nor does she direct us to any research or facts of any kind. Apparently she feels that the idea that men are inferior is a given and needs no facts to support it. And shockingly, Men's Health agrees.


Janet Hyde - circa 1980 maybe?
actual goofy photo from Men's Health

Putting her sexist statement aside, let's get to the more important question of What the fuck is a feminist psychologist doing being quoted in Men's Health magazine in the first place? You sure as hell won't see Glenn Sacks or any other men's rights advocates being quoted in Women's Health.

Of course, Men's Health didn't actually mention that Janet S. Hyde is a professor of feminist psychology when they quoted her. They also didn't mention she is a women's studies professor, a fairly significant omission.

No, they simply listed her as a psychologist, a respected expert, someone we are supposed to trust. And seeing as we are reading Men's Health, you would think we could. But you would be wrong.


Now getting back to her statement that women are outperforming men in the workplace, what is this blanket statement of male inferiority based on? If women are outperforming men in the workplace, what have feminists been complaining about all this time? Under capitalism, without socialist interference like affirmative action, or now in the UK, "positive discrimination", all business would choose women over men willingly and without the U.S. Government forcing them to do so.

More importantly, though, what is this statement doing in Men's Health magazine in the first place? What is wrong in corporate America that major publications such as this, or the Wall Street Journal to name another, where the subscribers are known to be over 80 percent male, don't see what might be wrong with shoving male-bashing down the throats of the male readers? Why are Janet Hyde's female-supremacy theories not simply being limited to the pink pages of Ms magazine, where sexist male-bashing and feminist chest-beating is expected and even desired by those who buy it? How have our nation's corporate leaders come to be so short-sighted and incompetent in such large numbers?

Oh, I know I'm talking specifically about Men's Health magazine here, but anyone who has been paying attention has surely noticed that this lack of competent leadership is a nationwide phenomenon in the United States. It reminds me of the British Empire, just before it fell. Or Rome, for that matter. Nero Obama, see how easily that rolls off the tongue?




Page 28 On The Minds of Men - a poll asks "Would classes that are gender-segregated improve education?"


The use of the term "Gender" when what is actually being referred to is biological sex is a purely femingst trend, pushed through colleges and universities and especially law schools to satisfy the lesbians who deny the existence of any sex differences, just as Janet S. Hyde does in one of her books. Medical professsionals* (see note) don't use the term "gender" because it's vague and incorrect. Men don't do it because it's bullshit. A boy dressed as a girl and presenting himself as such is of the female gender, and feminists insist we all must call him "she". But his sex has not changed and calling him "she" is a lie. Men know this. Men don't use ambiguous bullshit terms when there are better, more accurate terms available. Men don't like vague, feel-good, bullshit, Oprafied double-talk. And up until recently, Men's Health Magazine didn't use the term "gender" in its pages in place of "sex".


Gender - Chris Crocker has none



* page 25 of the Journal of the ADA Style Guide (which is based on the AMA Manual of Style), you will find clearly stated:

gender vs sex: gender refers to the psychological/societal aspects of being male or female, sex specifically to the physical aspects. Do not interchange.



Page 38 Not in the Office - "... They surveyed more then 1200 women and men about workplace sexual behaviors ..."


Quick quiz for all native English-speaking people, especially in the United States - who says "women and men" instead of the more free-flowing "men and women"? Who can you think of right off the top of your head that speaks this way? Do men speak this way? Do women who aren't man-hating, predominantly lesbian, feminists speak this way? Or is it only misandric feminist professors and the men who kiss their asses (Obama) who ever, ever say "women and men" and "she or he" and "lesbians and gays" even though it is awkward, artificial, and intentionally sexist?

Yes, in America we always put the shorter word first. It's for the sake of convenience, not a partriarchal conspiracy to "keep the woman down". For example, we say "men and women", but "ladies and gentlemen" and for 100 years no one thought anything of it. What flows is what we'll use, no matter who says otherwise. But to female-supremacists this is unacceptable. Women and lesbians must always be first. Men are an accident, er, afterthought.

Once again I have to remind you that this is printed in Men's Health, not Women's Health. In fact, having read several issues of Women's Health, I have to say that to some extent it is less misandric than Men's Health. Not always, but often enough that it surprised me considering the same Rodale family of women control both.




Page 130 - the featured article

"In the modern workplace, the best way for a man to succeed might be for him to think like a woman"


So I picked the magazine up off the floor where it had somehow landed and I went to the article that promises to teach us inferior males how to be women in the workplace and thus get ahead.

Here are some excerpts. See if you might consider this odd for a men's magazine to say:

"sometimes it might work better to not act like such a guy ... Or at least that it might make sense to be a stealth guy, cleverly disguised by day as a mild-mannered, semirational member of the community? In the modern workplace, the best way for a man to succeed might actually be to suppress his caveman and try to think like a woman instead."

Disguised as semirational? Suppress his "caveman"? Those Geico commercials featuring cavemen who get offended are starting to make sense all of a sudden. This castrated momma's boy thinks men are hysterical cavemen. Except himself, of course.


Ah, but he goes on:

"Four out of five jobs lost in the current recession belonged to men. (It's been dubbed the "he-cession.") Male-dominated construction and manufacturing sectors are taking the hardest hits.

Even in white-collar industries, men often look more expendable than women. "Women work a little harder," says one male boss in market research. ... And
(the author throws this feminist propaganda in from out of left field) they're frequently paid less."

"Says one male boss" whom he singled out from all the others who didn't say this and thus weren't quoted in his article. Men in management are notorious ass-kisssers when it comes to political correctness. And nothing could be more politically correct than to say that men are inferior to women on the job, or anywhere.

And what about that last claim, that women are frequently paid less than men for the same work and with the same qualifications? Not according to research conducted by anyone other than feminists, feminist research being the only research in which no documentation of any kind is required. Actually, in I.T. and engineering women have been paid on average 20 percent MORE than men for the same work and with the same qualifications for the past 20 years. And in some fields, such as sales engineer, women make up to 43 percent more for the same work. It's a direct result of low supply vs government-mandated demand. It's also sex-discrimination, but it's the OK kind because it's sex-discrimination against men.


The author continues:

"The political zeitgeist also favors women. One business magazine (never specifically named) recently offered a predictable list of ideal qualities for a chief financial officer, and then added, "Oh, yes, and the company might be better off if it chooses a woman."

You can't get much more blatantly sexist than that. "Just hire a woman and you'll be better off." But here in the United States, this is the norm. Some people don't even recognize what they're seeing as sexism anymore as long as the target group is male.


The castration continues:

"And in financially struggling Icland, the women who run one of that nation's only investment firms still turning a profit recently blamed the country's economic collapse on "typical" aggressive, indiscriminate, high-risk, "male" behavior."

What a coincidence, the feminazis in the press here in the US did the same. But when the market was screaming upward in the years from 1988 to 2000, not once did any of these women, or anyone at all, credit those same men and their "aggressive ... high-risk, male behavior" for making everyone rich. Funny how it always works that way.


Clearly the author of this article, much like Janet Hyde, has never heard of the EEOC or Federal Government mandates that women be hired and promoted above males of any race, and that in times of layoff, women must be maintained on the employment roles, but men can be let go entirely, leaving not a single one, if a company so decides. In other words, the US Government mandates by law that women do better than men in the workplace, even if a non-merit-based push is required. Men, on the other hand, may be openly and blatantly discriminated against both in hiring and in promotions. But all of this has somehow escaped the notice of the author of this article as well as the rest of the "men" at Men's Health Magazine.


Now, at this point I put down the magazine and went to the phone to call Men's Health Magazine and cancel my subscription. I have tried writing to them off and on for years only to watch a once-useful magazine for men steadily transform into a women's studies textbook for indoctrinating fatherless boys and gay men who simply want to smell nice and lose weight. I dialed the number and was connected with an automated phone system. The voice, of course, was female. I was transferred to 4 different automated phone voices, all females, until they finally told me I had to call back on Monday, apparently to talk to more automated female voices before I could finally cancel and request my money back from my recent renewal.


Welcome to Men's Health, you pig!

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Misandric Monday - Sexism and Sexual Abuse in Marketing

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Why does every single ad for any sort of 'self-defense' class or martial arts school feature a photo of a woman sexually assaulting a man while the man makes a face of agony? Is this all they teach?

Why is it always a woman sexually assaulting a man? Why is it never a man kicking another man? Why not a woman kicking a woman? What are they trying to say when they only ever show a graphic image of a woman sexually assaulting a man? If it weren't sexual, there would be no reason not to show a man kicking a man, or a woman kicking a woman.

An image just like this one has been featured in every single issue of "Memphis Fitness" magazine for as long as I can remember. Depending on how many ads they run for various martial arts schools, they may have several of these images, but always featuring the same scenario as this one - a woman sexually assaulting a man. Always. Memphis largest newspapers, "The Commercial Appeal" and "The Memphis Flyer", have the same ads with the same images of misandric sexual violence. Sometimes these photos are displayed on billboards alongside our highways.

When did graphic sexual violence become acceptable for every single magazine and newspaper, such that they think nothing of running these ads and showing these images to anyone who happens to pick up their publication? When did it become not only acceptable, but common, to display and encourage sexual violence for everyone, including our children, to see?

What do you suppose the magazines and newspapers' response would be to a request to run an add for self-defense those showed a man slamming a woman onto her back, with her feet up over his head while he pressed his groin against hers and she made a face of pain and terror? It's a legitimate judo move, you know. So what if it has sexual overtones? We're all about the self-defense and anything goes, right?

You and I both know what would happen - that ad would never see the light of day.

2 years ago a feminist hate group in Colorado used tax-payer funds to hire a feminist artist to create a sculpture featuring nothing but severed male genitals hanging from strings and a sign that said something about stopping sexual abuse. This obviously sexist threat of sexual mutilation of males, and only of males, was then hung up in the public library and forced on every single person who entered the building.

People complained and many parents pointed out that their young sons were extremely traumatized by the display. Yet the library refused to take the display down or even to move it, saying it had a First Amendment right to threaten sexual mutilation of males if it wanted to. Of course, they didn't word it that way. They wrapped their statement in political and religious jargon to try and portray themselves as victims who were merely empowering women, blah blah blah.

Finally, an outraged man did the only decent thing he could, and tore the display down, taking the clay penises and testicles and placing them all in a box which he then carried out of the building with him. Most citizens indicated to The Press that they were glad to see the "burning cross" finally taken down. But the feminists naturally were, as ever, outraged. They had the man arrested and thrown in jail.

Why is it considered OK to hate males to such an extreme degree that blatant threats of sexual abuse are found everywhere on display, without a word of protest against them? Or, when protests are made, the authorities rush to protect the sexist offenders and arrest the ordinary citizens who demand some sort of decency?

Why would anyone wishing to attract students to their school or class consistently use imagery that so clearly states hostility towards one entire sex? Am I the only one who considers what a bad marketing strategy this is? Small wonder that most martial arts students now are females.

I know why men don't protest this sort of thing more than we do. We never get taken seriously and the end result is always simply more of what we were protesting to begin with. Whenever we admit that something hurts all we ever get is more of it. But I do wonder, why do mothers with sons never protest this? Why do they teach their daughters to treat males this way but never even think to teach their sons to have enough self-respect to not tolerate being treated this way? Why are the Christians not protesting this hate? Have we been so inundated with this total contempt for males for so long that it simply escapes everyone's notice now? Has it become such a common part of our daily landscape that we don't even recognize it anymore?

Why does everyone get upset about rap songs that call women "bitch" and "ho", yet never see the clear and obvious consequences of these images and this message of castration as a positive thing? What's worse, calling a girl a name, or telling a boy that for him to be sexually abused is empowering to women and therefore a good thing? To "take it like a man" has apparently come to mean lie still and allow yourself to be castrated. Nothing could be less 'empowering' than that.


Monday, March 23, 2009

Misandric Monday - Just Random Shit That Bugs Me

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Feminist Marriage
FAIL

Ever since my first memory, many of the women around me, and especially the teachers at school, were pushing the claim that discrimination based on sex is sexist, and therefore wrong. They said it was always wrong. There's never any excuse. Men are pigs, some of them said. Men oppress women, and that is why men are pigs.

Funny thing, all the while they were saying this, they were pushing for the government to discriminate against males. They were pushing their hatred of males in the schools. They were teaching the girls to hate the boys and to discriminate against us. And the government gladly embraced this view, writing it into our nation's laws.

So, sexism is wrong. And girls should hate boys. And the government should discriminate against males. And discrimination based on sex is wrong. It is always wrong. There is never any excuse for it. And the government discriminates, because women demanded it, but only against males. Which is sexism. Which is wrong. It is always wrong. There is never any excuse for it.

So women are encouraged to be sexists. And the government is sexist. But it's OK. It's only wrong if men do it.



Hating Whitey for Fun and Profit

So, ever since I was a little kid, black people were screaming that they are oppressed and discriminated against by white people, which is racist. And discrimination based on skin color is racism. And racism is wrong. It is always wrong. There is never any excuse for it.

Segregation, they said, is wrong, too. It is always wrong. There is never any excuse for white people to separate themselves from others based on skin color. It is racism. Racism is wrong. Racism is always wrong.

They demanded that the government discriminate against whites and favor blacks. And the government, of course, complied, despite the fact that it was a minority of voters asking for it against the wishes of the majority, which violates our laws. Despite the law, the government did it.

Later, black people demanded segregated beauty pageants, segregated school graduations, segregated proms, government protections for all-black segregated colleges even as partly white colleges were fined for not having enough blacks. And they got it - all of it. No whites allowed. But whites can't have this. Because that would be racist. And racism is wrong. It is always wrong. There is never any excuse for it.

In their churches, where they claim to worship a God of love, they preach hatred of white men. They spend the entire service preaching about slavery, which ended 150 years ago and affected not a single living soul today. They preach about the chains around their wrists and ankles, even as they ignore the fact that there are no chains. They wave a book of Love and preach a message of hate, a hatred based on skin color, which they say is wrong, always wrong, and there is never any excuse for it.

So black people are encouraged to be racists. And the government is very, very racist. But it's OK. It's only wrong if white people do it.

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Oprah Didn't Get It




Feminism - putting the 'ug' in ugly since 1848

Whenever feminists are defending the sexism inherent in feminism, they say 'historically, women have been oppressed.' Historically going back how far exactly? I mean, all of my life the law has mandated discrimination against males and prohibited any discrimination against females. All of my life is pretty fucking historic to me. But they ignore this inconvenient truth, skipping past it to claim 'there is a war on women' and 'all men are rapists and that is all they are.' They insist that there is a secret 'epidemic of violence against women' even as men are targeted in over 80 percent of all violent crimes. Apparently 80 percent is not an epidemic, but 20 percent is.

Whenever anyone asks for evidence of this 'war on women', the feminists either quote statistics from other feminists, all of which have been proven false many, many times over, or else they talk about women in other countries, poor, backward, non-Western countries, which has not one thing to do with our own society.

Sometimes they claim that all women are victims of sexual abuse. Then they chant, quite accurately, 'there is no excuse for sexual abuse.'

And always, like a machine following a hard-wired program, they go from these extremist and false claims to screaming about how they love when men and boys are sexually abused, when women attack men's testicles, when women cut off or shoot men's penises, when men or boys are severely injured in the testicles and cry in agony. They brag about teaching their daughters to kick little boys in the testicles and hurt them in the worst possible way. They brag of encouraging little girls to attack little boys 'where it counts', which is, of course, sexual abuse.

But there is no excuse for sexual abuse.

Unless the victim is male. Then it's OK.


Sexual Violence - it's not abuse when women do it



Am I the only one who has noticed that those people who scream and protest the loudest about sexism are usually the biggest sexists of all?

Am I the only one who has noticed that those people who scream and protest the loudest about racism are almost always the biggest racists of all?

Am I the only one who has noticed that those who condemn 'hate' and constantly wag their fingers and preach at everyone different from themselves about how wrong it is to hate, and how hate cannot be tolerated, and how the government needs to create special classes of people who are protected from hate while other classes, different from themselves of course, are not protected from hate, are the biggest haters of all?

Am I the only one who has noticed how the Western world has gone completely insane, embracing a philosophy of pure destruction? We are dominated by fanatical religious haters who cannot rest unless they are screaming their hatred at the rest of us, telling us what to think, feel, and say, all the while working feverishly to destroy all things good and right and true? And all they ever do is hurt people while smiling and making excuses for their hate.

Am I the only one who has noticed?


Hate - it makes bad ideas seem good



'Reverend' Jeremiah Wright says, "Goddamn America!"



Friday, March 6, 2009

Bono, turn in your penis

Bono Oprah
Bonoprah

I was driving on the highway from Memphis for 3 1/2 hours last Sunday night when a new song from U2 came on the radio. I caught just enough of the words to know that it was some politically correct, misandric, ass-kissing bullshit. Being the calm, reserved, forgiving individual that I am, I of course burned that song into my memory and waited. When the opportunity finally presented itself, I went to my computer and Googled it. Here is what I found:

The song is entitled "Women of the Future".

"It’s based around the idea that men have fucked things up so badly, politically, economically and socially, that it’s really time we handed things over to women," says U2 guitarist David Howell Evans.

Oh my God, where should I even start?

First, let me just say to Mr. Bono and Mr. Evans and the rest of the elderly members of U2, that if you want to live in your mother's basement and follow her rules for the rest of your life, be my guest, you pathetic fucking nancy boys.

Secondly, very few women, if any, respect 'men' who are so weak and dickless that they would rather leave all the responsibilities of the world, and all the stress and gray hairs of leadership, to women while they themselves sit around smoking weed and jerking off like a bunch of 13-year-old boys. But this is precisely what this song is proposing. It's a ghetto song, a song for boys who grew up without fathers and have no clue what it means to be a grown man because they live in a world run by single mothers on welfare. It's not noble in any way, shape, or form, for men to propose leaving their responsibilities to women with a smirk and a 'you do it better anyway, honey' so they can go sit on their asses and collect government checks. It's just plain weak - worthless and weak!

Lastly, women have been complaining virtually forever about little boys disguised as men who kiss women's asses in just this manner, all while wearing the stupidest grin on their faces and begging 'mamma' to tie them up and whip them for being bad boys. I'm absolutely certain that the diminuative Mr. Bono, all 5 foot 6 inches of him, regularly pays prostitutes to bust his balls and call him a pussy, but that doesn't mean the rest of us should. It's just pathetic. There's nothing manly about it at all. What this song is saying is that men should retire and leave it ALL for the women to do, as if men have been running things all alone while the women sat at home all this time. Not so. And contrary to what the man-hating feminists claim, most women don't admire this in a man. It's weak. It's pathetic. It's a fucking excuse for not being a man at all.

So, with this in mind, I'm calling on Bono and 'The Edge', which is a stupid fucking name, and the rest of the band U2 to immediately hand over their male genitalia and put on dresses. You pathetic fudge monkeys have given up your right to be called 'men'. You can hand it over voluntarily, or it can be taken from you by force. Your decision, ladies, but either way, off they come.



Hate makes them happy

On a related topic, just the other night on Twitter, I was directed to an article by one of the women that I follow. In the article she said something that I thought was controversial, so we began a discussion on her blog. It inspired me to return to Twitter and begin posting quotes that I felt made my point better than anything else I might say.

Keep in mind that Twitter limits everything you say to 140 characters, so I only had room for the quotes and nothing more. Here are the quotes that I posted to Twitter:

"I feel that 'man-hating' is an honorable and viable political act ..." Robin Morgan - Feminist, Ms Magazine writer

"We can't destroy the inequities between men and women until we destroy marriage." Robin Morgan - Feminist, Ms Magazine writer

"The nuclear family must be destroyed....the break-up of families now is an objectively revolutionary process." Linda Gordon - feminist

"Marriage constitutes slavery for women ...Freedom for women cannot be won without the abolition of marriage." Sheila Cronin former pres NOW

"We are, as a sex, infinitely superior to men." Elizabeth Cady Stanton - cofounder of feminism, wealthy narcissist, never held an actual job

"All sex, even consensual sex between a married couple, is an act of violence perpetrated against a woman." Catherine MacKinnon, author VAWA


At this point, another blogger, who follows me on Twitter, interrupted and said "why are you slamming on feminism? Are you trying to make me unfollow you?"

I responded that I hadn't slammed on anything. I only had room to quote what the actual leaders of the feminist movement had said, but no room for my own comments.

She then responded, "oh, well I agree with all of those quotes. I just thought you were slamming on feminism and I was going to get pissed off."

WTF? How can it be my fault if the quotes are offensive? And if you agree with the quotes, then what's the problem with me publishing them for all to see? How am I the problem in what was said here?

Apparently Bono and Mr. The Edge aren't the only ones smoking way too much weed. It seems to be going around.


A West Virginia lawmaker, seeking the award for Biggest Kiss-Ass Pussy of 2009, has proposed a bill making the Barbie doll illegal in the state of West Virginia. The Barbie Ban Bill, proposed by Democratic Delegate Jeff Eldridge (D - for dickless) Lincoln County, says such toys influence girls to place too much importance on physical beauty, at the expense of their intellectual and emotional development.

Listen, shithead, what influences girls to place importance on physical beauty is their own fucking brains responding to basic instincts and estrogen going back to their time in the womb. The Barbie wouldn't sell if not for those instincts and hormones. As usual, the socialist Democrats have it ass-backwards, blaming an object for the actions and desires of human beings rather than respecting and understanding the human beings themselves. This is one of the hazards of being a raging sociopath, a complete lack of understanding of human beings and a commensurate lack of respect for the rights of said human beings to choose things simply because they want them.

Perhaps we should outlaw breast implants since it clearly distorts women's view of their own bodies, too? And padded bras. And tight skirts and little black dresses and Spandex and everything from Victoria's Secret, while we're at it. Heaven forbid Democrats allow anyone to make their own choices in life. Why, that would be too ... too .... pro-choice.


Jimmy Fallon has taken over for Conan O'Brian on his talk show. I saw part of it the other night. I realize that it has only just started and Jimmy was probably pretty nervous, but it sucked. Granted, I turned it off before the guests came out. That was probably a mistake. But I had work to do. Anyway, it's only TV.


And now for something ... just really weird:










And something a little better ...







Monday, February 2, 2009

Misandric Monday - Open Season on Men


Woman who shot husband dead gets probation


By Lawrence Buser, Memphis Commercial Appeal
Originally published 02:26 p.m., January 30, 2009
Updated 02:26 p.m., January 30, 2009

A Millington, TN woman who killed her husband with a .22-caliber rifle while he made doughnut circles in his pickup truck was sentenced today to three years of probation.

As part of a negotiated sentence, Linda Abbott, 40, agreed not to ask Criminal Court Judge John Colton Jr. for diversion, which could have erased the voluntary manslaughter conviction returned by a jury in November. In return, she will do no jail time if she complies with probation requirements.

She was charged with second-degree murder for killing husband Gary Abbott, 43, on July 23, 2005, behind their home at 9401 Riverbluff west of Millington.

Authorities initially believed that Abbott died in a violent crash when his truck hit a piece of farm machinery and burst into flames.

When a .22-caliber bullet was found in his head during an autopsy, however, Linda Abbott admitted firing one rifle shot in the air and a second shot that she said was an accidental discharge.

Authorities said the shot traveled some 150 feet across a field behind the house, struck Gary Abbott in the head and caused the truck to crash.

Linda Abbott testified in trial that her husband sometimes drove in circles in the field when he was angry or had been drinking. His blood alcohol was .26.

She told a jury the shooting was an accident, that she was trying to get his attention to come to dinner and that she had no reason to intentionally shoot him.



Skipping past the obvious fact that if the sexes were reversed the shooter would have been castrated and crucified immediately, I find it interesting that she was going to get diversion, which wipes the whole thing off her record completely as if it never happened. And then there's the little detail of her claiming she was just shooting at him with a rifle to "get his attention". There are a lot of ways to get someone's attention. Shooting at them through the back of their head isn't one of them.

Her attorney was the infamous "if you're guilty as hell call" Leslie Balin, former attorney for husband murderer, Mary "Lizzie Borden" Winkler.


Saturday, January 10, 2009

What I Learned from Watching CBS


Sumner Redstone with a woman he must be beating because he's a white male

I spent an evening seeing the world through the eyes of Sumner Redstone, psychotic sociopath and head over all of CBS and Viacom, as well as his faithful lackey, Les Moonves.

First of all, all women in prison are tough, but noble. And of course they are actually innocent victims of

A) their ex-boyfriends who beat them and so had to be killed in self-defense by the poor defenseless biatches

or

B) the guards who rape them AND their cute daughters who are in high school and were as pure as the driven snow before the evil white male guard forced her to take heroin and then raped her on webcam while the other guards watched, sort of like the famous scene from "American Pie", only with dramatic music.

Even the coldest of female serial killers actually has a heart of solid gold and will give her own life so that the real killer, who is of course "the real victim" of the evil rapist guard who corrupted her daughter, can escape justice.

There is actually no such thing as a female sociopath, narcissist, or psycho. Only white males can possess any of those flaws.


Les Moonves and the woman he pounds



The next thing I learned is that in the state of Florida, when a woman steals a man's car and smashes it up, even trying to run over him after assaulting him, she is actually "the real victim".


The man, who says he just wants his car back and doesn't want to press charges, will of course be charged with

... wait for it ....

domestic violence.

This is because, as we all have been told, there is an epidemic of violence against women. We know this because a feminist wrote a book in the early '70s claiming that there was. And as we all know, feminists never lie. And also, because the idea of evil men in black hats tying innocent heterosexual virgins to railroad tracks makes a much more sympathetic story than the psycho woman in the black nightgown who shoots her husband in the back while he's sleeping because she doesn't want him to find out that she's been stealing thousands of dollars from the bank and has just found out that the bank found out and is threatening to prosecute her. But enough about Mary Winkler.

Now getting back to this horrific and typical case of violence against women, because the man allegedly threw a bottle at his own car as it was being stolen, he is charged with felony assault with a deadly weapon. Yes, a DEADLY WEAPON. Shooting a man in the genitals and sexually torturing him to death with a Taser is not a crime of any kind, despite federal law specifically prohibiting the application of electric shock to the genitals by anyone including law enforcement, but throwing a bottle, by God, is a FELONY.


Dude, Skynard RAWKS!

Yesiree BOB.

After the man whose car was stolen and who foolishly called the police in the futile hope that he might get some justice has been arrested and charged with domestic violence as well as a felony bottle throwing weapons charge, the woman who is supposed to be "the real victim", will be informed that she has no say in any of the charges against the man. The state of Florida is filing those charges for reasons which only make sense when you know how many TEN$ of BILLION$ of dollar$ are pumped into the federal feminist domestic violence racket and filtered down to the individual states as an incentive to play along with the War On Males.

So, the state is pressing the charges, and the woman who is supposed to be the victim has absolutely no say whatsoever because apparently feminists in Washington decided that women can't be trusted to make their own decisions. And also because of all the money involved. Mostly just because of the money.


A typical male according to The Law

This is where the inherent problems of such extreme perversion of justice begin to hit home for the woman.

At this point, after informing the woman who stole the man's car that she has no say in the charges of domestic violence against him, they add that because there are literally tens of billions of dollars to be had in America's War on Males as long as everyone plays along, if for any reason she doesn't show up to court and testify against the man she attacked and robbed, and if she doesn't say exactly what she is told to say by the prosecutor, the court will swear out a warrant for her arrest, too.

Then both she and Mr. Sacrificial Lamb will be thrown into the very same jail and completely bankrupted in their futile attempts to declare their innocence before a court set up specifically to convict every male accused of any alleged crime involving a woman and any woman who refuses to play along.

Oh, and also there will be no jury. Juries sometimes mess things up and with this kind of money on the line we just can't risk that.

So, she won't be arrested or charged for assaulting the man, for stealing the man's car, or for trying to run over the man with his car, but if she refuses to swear in court that he abused her, called her fat, refused to place his coat over a puddle for her to walk on, smiled inappropriately at her, etc, then and only then will she be charged with a crime and they will come down on her like a ton of Barbie pink bricks.


With friends like The Government I don't need no fucking enemies



danger police

So, to recap:


All women in prison have hearts of gold.

All women in prison are actually victims of evil men who abused them.

All women who steal cars and try to run over the men who own those cars are actually victims of domestic violence by the men they just beat on and robbed.

All men who live with women are beating them.

All white men who are prison guards are raping the women who shouldn't be in prison in the first place because they are actually the victims of horrible men.

Any man who is a victim of a crime committed by a woman is an idiot if he calls the police.


Thank God for CBS. Of not for them I would never have known how wonderful women in prison are, or how tragic life is for women who steal cars.

I wonder what I would have learned if I had flipped over to one of the other networks and watched something else instead? Before I turned off the TV I saw on one channel how they manufacture fire extinguishers. After a night with CBS I'm sort of wishing I had just watched that instead.




And now, a little music for your entertainment ...