Barry Bonds Is The Man

Not only is Barry Bonds the guilt free home run king and best player to ever play baseball, but he has a heart of gold. Despite the media's effort to make Bonds the villain and downplay everything right he does, Bonds has been the first in line in helping out the family of severely beaten Bryan Stow (the Giants fan that was nearly beaten to death outside a Dodgers game). Barry Bonds has agreed to pay for both of Stows kids college tuition, 12-year-old Tyler and 8-year-old Tabitha.

It sucks that the media and stupid half wit fans painted such a bad picture of Bonds because this story is right up there with the best of them. It's unlikely that Stow makes a full recovery and the man who beat him is caught and has 1 million dollar bail.

Lucky Bastard

Well Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian are engaged and I lost out on my chance. Sad day for me.

Honestly, I don't get what she sees in him, he's a bad role player on a real bad team. I'm a pretty key player at my job that I have. I mean what does he have that I don't, sure I have a gf that would be pretty mad if she read this, but I'm younger than him by 19 days, I share an apartment with roommates, I have less than one of his paychecks in my bank account, I co-run a blog thats mildly successful, I'm also an athlete, I just blew out my arm playing baseball and may need Tommy John, there is nothing more athletic than that and I'm skinnier than him, plus I don't kinda look asian like he does. I just don't get it.

The Lance Armstrong Saga

I have been holding off writing about this story, because I just have no interest in cycling. At this point aren't they all dirty? Yet, this finally got my attention, because this story is so much bigger then Lance Armstrong.

Above the obvious "he was a signature of hope for cancer", which is an obvious storyline, and rightfully so. The one that grabbed my attention is how far this conspiracy went. The US Postal service is now said to be involved, laundering money helping Armstrong make positive test disappear, and even supplying him with the drugs. WEEI went on and on about it this morning after the 60 minutes thing last night, but having a federal institution like the US Postal Service involved is a big deal.

It's a shame, but we really all should've seen this coming. Like I said before almost everyone that has won anything in that sport is dirty. So, why did we think he was clean? Because it was a good story, but much like when we all bought into the McGwire/Sosa HR chase it was all a farce, the difference this time is that there is even more corruption here.

Follow the link below for video of the 60 minutes interview...

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We Survived The Rapture

Ohhhh Yeaaaa!!

The Rapture..... Really?

So tomorrow is it ladies and gentleman, the Rapture.

Here's what the definition is:
The Rapture is a reference to the being caught up referred to in the Biblical passage 1 Thess 4:17 when in the End Times the Christians will be gathered together in the air to meet Christ.

So all of us sinners I guess are going to stay here on earth for torment when all of you goody two shoes are going to disappear to kick it with Jesus. What do I think about all of this.... BRING IT ON!

I'd love to see you torment me more than I go through now, you want real torment try working where I work that's torture enough. If God or anyone really wanted me to go through torture, it's basically leave it at the status quo. I dare you God to try to find something worse than this, I would be willing to take on the plague, locusts, and whatever you throw at me compared to my day to day activity with what I'm doing now.

or I'll just move back to New Orleans and willingly go through the rapture again. But at least your drunk when you go through that.

BMack Officially On Suicide Watch

Yup, my days are numbered....

"There are all kinds of emergencies out there that we can prepare for," the posting reads. "Take a zombie apocalypse for example. That's right, I said z-o-m-b-i-e a-p-o-c-a-l-y-p-s-e. You may laugh now, but when it happens you'll be happy you read this, says the Center for Disease Control (FoxNews)."

They even rated the best car for a Zombie apocalypse (pic below)

I have always said that the second I see a zombie I am killing myself. There is absolutely no way I am fucking dealing with that shit, and now we got the CDC making Zombie apocalypse kits? This just brings me one step closer. There will be no grand last stand more me, I want no part of that mess, it just never seems to go very well.

I know this is all fun and games to them (CDC), and a way to get more attention to real "issues", but they should really realize what this does to a person like me.

I Don't Know What To Feel About The NFL/ NFL News?

So every morning I look at all the NFL news and see how I can give my take on certain things, but I don't even know if it's worth it you know. The lockout is upon us, all trade speculation can't happen, free agents can't sign places and all of this research, theories and everything are pointless.

Steve Smith is rumored to be going to the Patriots, Aqib Talib is most likely going to be cut from TB, Ike Taylor can be leaving from the Steelers, and Kevin Kolb could be traded..... but they can't.

So I'm asking you loyal readers, do you wan't to get NFL updates? Is it worth talking about? or should we ignore everything until the lock out is over?

Reche "Bug Eye" Caldwell Busted For Pot

"Former Patriots wide receiver Reche Caldwell was arrested for possession of marijuana, according to the Gainesville (Fla.) Sun. Caldwell, who had the best season of his career when he was with New England in 2006 (61 catches, 760 yards and four touchdowns), was arrested Thursday morning in Hillsborough County, Fla., for possession of less than 20 grams of cannabis and driving with canceled/suspended/revoked license. He was released on a $750 cash bond. Caldwell, a 2002 draft pick out of Florida, also played with San Diego and Washington (WEEI)."

If there is anyone who should be allowed to smoke pot it's Caldwell, maybe it calms down his crazy ass eyes. Then again, there is probably no one that it would be more obvious was smoking pot then this guy, I mean his eye are constantly wide open, and while high probably extremely red.

Osama Bin Laden Is Dead

Good! America! Fuck Ya!

Why Not?

Why not watch a tornado rip through the south.

Oh So That's What Carl Everett's Up To (UPDATED)

"Former major league outfielder Carl Everett is in a Tampa jail on charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and tampering with a witness. Jail records indicate the 39-year-old Everett was arrested Monday night at his suburban Tampa home. He was booked into the Hillsborough County Jail shortly after midnight and is being held without bond. Details of the arrest were not immediately available. Everett's attorney, Clinton Paris, did not immediately return a call for comment (ESPN)."

I was just thinking the other day, "I wonder what Carl Everett is up to these days", and this is probably the least shocking news. Carl Everett really should be in a insane asylum. Let's just quickly go over this guy's questionable moments...

- Headbutting an ump
- Shouting match with Seattle manager Mike Hargrove
- Saying he would retire if he found out a teammate of his was gay.
- Questioning the Apollo Moon Landing.

And my person favorite...

- Carl Everett's denial of the existence of dinosaurs. "God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve. The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex." He also derided fossils of dinosaur bones as man-made fakes (wiki)."

Yea, he's a pretty crazy guy, so to find out that he is out beating people up is really not all that shocking. At least we can say he was entertaining.


***UPDATE***

"The report states that the argument between the former big leaguer and Linda Everett escalated when he pointed a silver handgun at her head. When she attempted to call 911 on two different occasions, with two different phones, Everett broke both calling devices. The couple has been married for 18 years (WEEI)."

Sounds about right.

Breaking News: Gloria James Is A Crazy Psycho Bitch

This is the only thing I feel bad for when it comes to LeBron. His mom is an out of control, player humping, lush. That sucks. He brings a lot of this shit upon himself, but no one should have to deal with this.

Apparently, Gloria is back at it.
"Gloria James was taken into custody after an incident at the Fontainebleau Hotel at 4441 Collins Ave., according to Miami Beach Police.

Police have not given the details of her arrest, but said she was released early Thursday morning"

This isn't the first time she's been in trouble. Back in 2006 she got in a DUI and the Hummer incident in 2003 when LeBron turned 18.

More will come I'm sure.