Blonde Puzzle

I'm aware that I haven't been the best blogger these past few months. I've had an overload of tough decisions and stress and crisis to deal with. And I am aware that as a bad blogger I haven't been visiting your blogs nearly as often as I should be. Often not at all as I have only enough time to write something and then drop off entirely. I'm sorry for that. I don't want anyone to think that I don't value your comments or your writings on your own blogs. I do. I've just got so much to deal with that lately I've considered shutting down my own blog, simply because I can't keep it all going these days. I don't know how this is going to go, whether I'm going to keep going at this reduced rate, take a vacation, or shut down, but whatever I decide I promise I'll let you know.

Anyway, back to the good stuff ...



A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.

I have got a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box it's a tiger."

He decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in, and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table..

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble all of these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says,

"Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ...."

He sighed,

"...let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box."