+ Tourist: $5
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the cook over and asked,
'Why such a price difference for the politicians?'
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
* Emailed to me by Stacy the Peanut Queen
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