The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a man asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said, 'NO!'

And the man lived happily ever after

And rode motorcycles

And went fishing

And hunting

And played golf a lot

And drank beer and scotch

And left the toilet seat up

And farted whenever he wanted.




THE END

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