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2009 Kentucky Derby

The field, from the rail out, is:
West Side Bernie (30-1)
Musket Man (20-1)
Mr. Hot Stuff (30-1)
Advice (30-1)
Hold Me Back (15-1)
Friesan Fire (5-1)
Papa Clem (20-1)
Mine That Bird (50-1)
Join in the Dance (50-1)
Regal Ransom (30-1)
Chocolate Candy (20-1)
General Quarters (20-1)
I Want Revenge (3-1)
Atomic Rain (50-1)
Dunkirk (4-1)
Pioneerof the Nile (4-1)
Summer Bird (50-1)
Nowhere to Hide (50-1)
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Joe Girardi - who will replace him when he gets fired

It's just a matter of time before New York Yankees manager Joe Girardi gets canned...and the way the Yankees have been playing since Opening Day, he deserves to go...that was pathetic shit this past weekend at Fenway Park...a disgrace!!!...

Girardi obviously is a baseball person who has a heckuva lot more knowledged about the game than me...but it seems that he cannot get this team to live up to their talents...the Yankees don't have any fire up their ass...

So with that being said, the clock is ticking on Girardi...since Billy Martin has been dead for the last 20 years and Joe Torre out west, let's look over, in no particular order, the list of some possible replacements... (those who are currently serving on a Major League coaching staff are listed as replacements after the season concludes)

Don Mattingly - Mattingly (photo, right) was the runner-up to replace Torre...Mattingly is Yankees Baseball...he epitomizes everything that is good with the game of baseball...he is currently the L.A. Dodgers hitting coach and it just kills me to see him in any other uniform but the Pinstripes...the knock of Mattingly is that he has no managerial experience...

Tony Pena - Pena is currently serving as Girardi's bench coach...he has managerial experience with the Kansas City Royals - which basically explains why he is now a bench coach and not a manager...but remember, Torre was considered a failure as a manager when he first took over in the Bronx...I'm not sure how the team responds to Pena...

Bobby Valentine - even though he does not call the shots anymore, The Boss was always intrigued by Bobby V...he would surely change the atmosphere in the clubhouse...Bobby V is over in Japan, but I have read that he would like to manage one more time in the Majors - but in the right situation...he loves the attention and the limelight of New York...

Willie Randolph - he is another favorite of The Boss...Randolph is the Brewers bench coach...he has managerial experience and is a well-known commodity within the current Yankees team...Randolph was canned last year by the Mets at mid-season...the Yanks would love nothing more than to bring him back to the Big Apple and have him stick it to their cross-town rivals by winning a World Series...

Davey Johnson - Johnson (photo) has been out the Major League managerial game for quite awhile...he served as the U.S. Olympic and World Baseball manager...he is a proven winner...and if Jack McKeon can win a World Series in his 70s, who's to say that Johnson can't get back in the saddle at a much younger age?...

Buck Showalter - Torre gets all the credit for the Yankees turnaround, and rightfully so...but people forget that Buck was the one who brought the Yanks back to respectability...the Yanks had the best record in baseball in the strike shortened season and he led them to the playoffs in 1995...he understands the Yankees way of doing things...

Dave Miley - Miley is the manager of the Yankees Triple A farm club in Scranton-Wilkes Barre...the Yanks have called up a minor league manager before in Stump Merrill...highly doubtful that he gets the job, but at least I thought his name should be tossed in the mix...

Paul O'Neill - this is a guy who would have the fire...I'm not sure if he wants to manage...he has zero managerial and coaching experience...however, it is a name that should not be forgotten for the future...O'Neill as manager and David Cone at pitching coach...that would be my pick for 5 years from now...

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NBA Coach of the Year facts

Last week Cleveland Cavaliers head coach Mike Brown received the Coach of the Year award in the NBA...here are some interesting facts about the annual award...

- Pat Riley (photo) is the only coach to receive the award three times...interestingly, each time he won the award, he was a head coach for a different team: Lakers (1989-90), Knicks (1992-92); Heat (1996-97)...

- Hubie Brown has the record for longest stretch between winning awards...Brown won his first award in 1977-78 as head coach of the Hawks...26 years later (2003-04), he won it again as coach of the Grizzlies...

- Gene Shue is second for the longest stretch between awards...in 1968-69 Shue won it as head coach of Baltimore...13 years later he received it as coach of Washington...

- Incredibly, these coaches never won the award: Jerry Sloan, Billy Cunningham, Jack Ramsey, Chuck Daly, Rudy Tomjanovich, K.C. Jones...

- Also, these coaches only won the award one time: Phil Jackson, Red Auerbach, Gregg Popovich, Red Holzman, Lenny Wilkens, Larry Brown...

- Harry Gallatin of the St. Louis Hawks won the first award in 1962-62...

- Larry Bird is the only person to win Coach of the Year and league MVP...

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Top 4 Most Self Important Facebook Status Messages

By Tresckow



Only the good Lord and his closed circuit television system knows why half of us are on Facebook. Some want to genuinely seek out and rekindle old friendships. You know, with old high school classmates they never really cared about in the first place. Others want an easy, lazy man's way to keep in contact with people they've met more recently/see on a daily basis. This helps them avoid any semblance of letter writing and completing full sentences. Then again, there are others that honestly believe the world needs them to participate as much as humanly possible in the social media realm. Sure, it's cool if you want to tell us you're goldfish died or you got into a bar fight with a chimp. But, dude, crank down the pomposity a few notches before you overload my wall with bullshit ego inflating status messages.



1. The Over Achiever

This is the person that MUST communicate how busily fantastic their day to day routine is. They're just so damn busy with work, meetings, AIDS research, curing the common cold, and rebuilding the Colosseum. But, they always have enough time to tell you that they are a multitasking god.



Hey, so what if the rest of us can barely walk and chew gum at the same time? Piss off! Ooooooooooo.. you can play tennis, run a board meeting, and change your underwear simultaneously. Eat a colon. I'm happy if I can write an email and drink a friggin soda at the same time. I sure as hell don't brag about it on FB.



Most annoying FB status message: LOL! I have a big presentation to give to our board of directors, coach my kid's soccer game, AND play racket ball! Life is nonstop!



Our reply: Eat shit. We know the only way you're multitasking like a humming bird on crack is, because you are, indeed, on crack.



2. The Workout Freak

Oh, how I loathe this guy. Every thirty minutes we're treated to "Just did an AB SHREDDING WORKOUT! Now for a 10 mile run before pilates." This self centered jackhole NEEDS his FB buddies to know he's a friggin physical fitness icon. Holy shit, this guy is so busy pumping iron and doing squat thrusts that he doesn't have the time to sit at his computer. He has to update his status message via cell phone in mid thrust. We don't care, asshole!



When this dill weed isn't telling us how much fat he's burned or how much the tractor trailer he pulled with his teeth weighed, he boo hoos when he's not doing some sort of Spartan warrior- like workout. We get it, dick. You're on steroids and excessive exercising helps reign in the roid rage.



Most annoying FB status message: "Dude! I just did sit ups till I puked! Now I'm gonna swim until I grow gills! LOL LOL"



Our reply: We hope you drown in the pool.



3. The Obsessed Parent

Isn't having kids great? Wait, don't answer that. This parental douche will do that for you. Pride in your offspring is one thing, Being outright obsessed and unable to function without looping everything back to your seed is the sign of being a jackass.



You can easily recognize the symptoms of this particular FB status message abuser. Firstly, before you even get to the status message, you can't help but notice that every damn picture on the page has something to do with their kid. Awww look, little Jimmy is eating cake! Awww, isn't that cute? Little Jimmy is taking a nap! Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, look at this pic! Little Jimmy is taking a dump on the Christmas presents! Yeah, fucking adorable.

Adorable.

But, the FB status messages boast their children and parental skills while simultaneously belittling everyone without a child. Oh, they may not do so outright, but they're doing it. As if their relentless status messages about how their diaper shitter loves dirt or how hilarious it is that their rug rat likes to stick his fingers in electric sockets is going to make our childless ovaries and testicles tingle with envy. Mine tingle, but for other reasons.

What? Are you new here? You knew I where I was going with that.

Most annoying FB status message: It's HILARIOUS how little Jimmy giggles and waves to himself in the mirror! You HAVE TO BE HERE!



Our response: Little Jimmy is retarded. Retards do that all the time. Better invest in some brightly colored blocks and drool resistant furniture.



4. The Social/Political Cause Idiot

Judas Priest riding a Brontosaurus backwards! These sphincters can't go a day without attempting to incite some sort of FB riot for a cause they believe in. Firstly, stop believing in things. It just turns you into a festering asshole. Secondly, if you insist on believing in shit, shut the fuck up about it! FB is for half hearted birthday messages and mindless surveys not to use as a soap box. Get off before I knock you off with a bat.



It really doesn't matter what the cause is, what political party they're endorsing/slamming, etc. It all comes down to the same thing. You're a melodramatic whiny dipshit. You are not Martin Luther and FB is not a church door. Stop trying to nail your virtual thesis to my wall, jackass!

Problem

Solution

Most annoying FB status message: I told you all this would happen! We have to band together and show those government clowns that we are sensitive, intelligent human beings! I'm going to get my picket sign and protest on the White House lawn! Those Republicans/Democrats/capitalist pigs won't know what hit them! Their supporters are rednecks and stupid too. Who's with me!!??



Our response:

Still have to go with the baseball bat on this one.

A Pillar of the Global Cigarette Community

Menthol cigarettes have destroyed the lives of many. However, one New Jersey family owes their livelihood as well as their lung cancer to a very special brand: Manic Menthols.

Paul Menthol, known to his many friends as “Mr. Unfiltered”, loved to smoke his menthols so much that when he was laid off from his job as a Monmouth Beach Police Officer for perpetual tardiness, and drinking on the job, he approached Manic Menthol’s with an ingenious proposal. Paul Welton, as he was known at the time, walked into the Manic Menthol factory on East Freehold Road, and asked if they were interested in a lifetime of advertisement-literally.

“It was a wacky proposal, but one that made me ecstatic”, said Benjamin De la Soul, owner of Manic Menthol’s, and father of local entrepreneur, Roger De la Soul. “Imagine someone who loved smoking so much that they were willing to change their last name just in order to have a lifetime supply. It's quite beautiful, if you think about it. So, I jumped at the chance to pay Paul minimum wage for the rest of his life as long as he held true to his part of the bargain…and he did…and so did the entire Menthol family, including his daughter Jeanine. We are so proud of them all.”

Paul and his wife Elise embraced the Menthol lifestyle until they both fell victim to lung cancer in 1998. Paul passed on Thanksgiving Day, and Elise didn’t make it to see Christmas. The family was quite close, and they shared their love for each other almost as much as their love for Menthol’s.

Jeanine Menthol has been smoking her family issue menthol’s since 1984. She has never let her shallow breathing and chronic cough get in the way of her yogalates, or her search for the perfect rich Doctor. Spending most of her nights trolling the Seaside Boardwalk bars for a Staten Island Physician who might need some company, Jeanine Menthol, or “Mommy”, as she is known by those who love and admire her is a proud mother of two, and full time employee of Manic Menthol’s. She is revered as a pillar of the cigarette community.

“It’s amazing to have someone like Jeanine on our team. She continues to introduce more disenchanted teenagers to our product every day. With her white trash appeal, and superficial values she is a hit with kids from broken homes, and adults who suffer from a crippling sense of self-loathing. We love having her face as the face of Manic Menthol’s,” said Roger De La Soul. “She’s the best.”

When we caught up with Jeanine outside the Mid Way Cheese Steak Stand on the boardwalk as she slurped down a greasy hero, she only had this to say as she wiped some cheese whiz from her chin,"Mommy needs a Menthol."I guess Mommy knows what Mommy wants.

We can’t wait to see what Mommy Menthol offers up to the global cigarette community next.

Lindsay Lohan Thinks She Looks Good In a Bikini

After going on Ellen last week and explaining how she was going to get her career back on track now that she's single, Lindsay Lohan got her resume together, hired a new agent and began seriously checking out the job market, looking for small independent films where she can re-establish her credibility.


Nah, I'm just kidding. She went to Maui and laid around in a bikini. The worst part was, she kept bending over and stretching for the camera, like she thought we would enjoy it.


We don't, Lindsay, we don't.


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The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a man asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said, 'NO!'

And the man lived happily ever after

And rode motorcycles

And went fishing

And hunting

And played golf a lot

And drank beer and scotch

And left the toilet seat up

And farted whenever he wanted.




THE END

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Pittsburgh Pirates off to a winning mark in April

First off, let's set the record straight...I am a New York Yankees fan and always will be...however, if the Bronx Bombers don't win the World Series this year, which I don't think they will, there are three teams that I hope can at least pull off what the Tampa Rays did last year...well, maybe that it too much to ask, but at least if these teams can have a winning record - Pittsburgh Pirates, Kansas City Royals, and Baltimore Orioles...

When I was a kid, way back in the late 1970s, these three teams were always in the playoffs and at the very least, in playoff contention going into the last few weeks of the season...

These are three franchises that have a wonderful rich history...but for the last 10 plus years, they have wallowed in the basement of their division after poor management decisions, poor drafts, injuries, and the inability to sign their best players to long-term deals...

Pittsburgh Pirates - I will go on record right now and openly admit that I am rooting for the Pirates...in fact I went out and bought a Pirates ballcap and a Roberto Clemente t-shirt...the Pirates were fierce competitors back in the day...and I am talking pre-Bonds...here was their lineup: 1st base - Pops Stargell; 2nd base - Scraps Garner; 3rd base - Mad-dog Madlock; short - Tim Foli; catcher - Ed Ott/Steve Nicosia; left - Bill Robinson; center - Omar Moreno; right - The Cobra, Dave Parker...and they were led by a good manager and a good person, Chuck Tanner...at the right is the team logo during the We are Family era...as of today, the Pirates are off to a good start as they stand at 11-7...

Kansas City Royals - the Royals annually won the A.L. West with Whitey Herzog as manager...they had a team of 1st base - John Mayberry; 2nd base - Frank White; 3rd base - George Brett; short - Freddie Patek; catcher - Darrell Porter; left - Willie Wilson; center - A.O., Amos Otis; right - Al Cowens; dh - Hal McRae...

Baltimore Orioles - Earl Weaver's team always just missed out of the playoffs in the late 1970s...but in 1979, the took the East and eliminated the Angels to win the A.L. Pennant before blowing a 3-1 lead to the Pirates in the World Series...back then they wore their orange Sunday Special jerseys at home at Memorial Stadium...Weaver would have his tomato plants growing in the bullpen...this was before Cal Ripken was playing...Mark Belanger manned the shortstop position and Eddie Murray was just a young buck...

So maybe the baseball Gods will look down on these franchises and give them a winning season because their fans sure deserve it...

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