Meme I stole from Ute that she stole from Spiky

1. Have you ever mooned/flashed anyone? How long ago?

When I was younger we used to moon cars. The last time was in college when a passive/aggressive woman was blocking the passing lane, as passive/aggressives are prone to do in the city where I grew up. She, of course, did not change lanes into the right-hand lane from which she needed to turn until the last possible moment, not using a signal or anything as they might make it easier on the other drivers to share the road with her. We, being intoxicated young males with little appreciation for rolling roadblocks, all hung our asses out the window, slowed next to her and honked the horn. She turned just in time to get a face-full of hairy white ass and maybe a glimpse of ballsack. It was totally worth it. She was a cunt and we laughed for hours over her shocked expression.


2. Pick an animal that best displays your personality.

Stray Dog - I'm always on the run, from here to there to anywhere I can find something to eat or roll in. I chase foxes and pussies that I have no intention of catching, randomly show up in people's yards, poop wherever the need strikes me, gladly accept a pat on the head from strangers, and will gleefully hump your leg if you let me. If you feed me I'll be your dog for as long as you want and will attack anyone who tries to invade your territory or leave rude comments on your blog. I'm faithful to a fault. You can leave me out in the rain for a whole year before returning to blog again and I'll still be here, sitting in your driveway happily wagging my tail at your return. Please don't ever have me 'fixed' and don't worry about flea collars or shots. Strays take care of themselves. All I need is a little encouragement every now and then. And steak. Any spare steak you have lying around, please give it to me. Mmmmm steak!


3. Do you mail out holiday cards, and if so, how do you pick the list?

I normally do. My list is ginormously long. And now, because I have an ever-growing litany of Jewish friends, I find myself buying more and more Hanukkah cards as well. I never know exactly when to mail the Hanukkah cards, though, since it seems the date changes slightly every year, so I just mail them out randomly, sort of like I do the Christmas cards. This year I was unable to mail many cards at all due to my having stupidly left my mailing list in Memphis while I was in Alabama. It turned out alright, though, since apparently almost all of my friends did the same and failed to send me any cards either. Funny that.


4. How often do you wear something sexy to get attention (lingerie, low cut dress, silk boxers, etc...)?

Um yeah, nothing looks sexy on me that I know of. The Mrs tells me I look hot in work boots, tight jeans and a cowboy hat, so every now and then I mow the yard in my boots and jeans and cowboy hat and then come in all glistening and sweaty and covered in grass and say "hey baby, let's you and me do it on the Snapper."


5. Have you ever tasted breast milk SINCE you were an adult?

No, never tasted it ever, not even as a child. Have you not figured out by now that Momma didn't love me? Well now you know.


There, my meme that I stole from Ute that she stole from Spiky is done. Are you properly impressed? Good, now I need to go poop.





And now for my monthly public service announcement. Don't drink too much and then go to McDonald's. You might end up on YouTube.

photo motor contest : honda megapro contest karang anyar

photo motor contest : honda megapro contest karang anyar

Honda MEGAPRO picture : contest art in karang anyar. this motorbike have airbrush paint in green colour. honda modification art. in karang anyar.
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Once Again It's The Life!

While he was in Paris, Air Yeezy finally got his 1 of 1, "Robot-Face" Goyard Backpack that he designed a little while ago...

He just keeps killin'em...

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Photography: Herman Jimenez

Big Sean: "Supa Dupa Lemonade" Freestyle

Sean straight KILLED this joint!!!! @ the 2:23 mark, check how he goes in on the rap-style that he came up with 2years ago that all the new rappers are using now. He starts it off by saying how all these rappers just sound like his "Soundbytes". (Funny I was just thinking that myself...) You can tell by the line for line ease, (and this video from 2008) that he's definitely the Father of that particular flow-style...

Ducati powered Bimota DB8 2010 Released

Ducati powered Bimota DB8 Released Ducati Motor Sport Pain

London-The Italian motorcycle manufacturer Bimota officially released the entry-level motor sport that uses the engine Ducati DB8 recently.
Dual-seat motor is much cheaper and has lower specs than the DB7 but has a better engine power. Ducati 1198 engine carries DB8 testastretta evoluzione V4 90-degree twin, in contrast with the DB7, which brought the Ducati 1098 engine. Bimota DB8 claims can produce maximum power 168 hp at 9750 rpm and maximum torque of 97 ft-lb. 1198 DB8 machine used to deliver the sensation of driving and better performance.
If DB7 with carbon bodywork and subframe, DB8 uses plastic bodywork and aluminum subframe. Besides using titanium exhaust system DB7, DB8 uses steel exhaust.
DB8 equipped with lower-specced Extreme Tech Marzocchi fork and monoshock. DB8 is also equipped with Dunlop Sportmax GP Racer tires, while the DB7 using Continental Race Attack tires. Bimota DB8 dibandrol U.S. $ 33,127,cheaper than DB7 sold U.S. $ 37 533.

Motor cycle Photo : Funny animal with Rider

motorcycle rider with animal passenger. trail motorbike on the road.

motorcycle with cow mode. in a farm.

this last picture it must be a photoshop editing.

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Motor cycle Review : Yamaha V Max VMX17

Motor cycle Review : Yamaha V Max VMX17 - 2010 wallpaper

Motor cycle Review : Vespa Art Chooper Modification

For the fans there are several streams Vespa; there who love vintage, restaurants, and modification. So any modifications on the flow is divided again: british / mod style of asking the British scooterist style 60-70s era, modifications touring, racing modifications, modification of rat-bike, and last modification chopper.
Modifications chopper began to bloom in the early 2000s. This probably stems from the idea of a pocket scooterist mediocre but want to have a motor like a chopper.

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Ibn Jasper x Shakur @ Union L.A. Jan. 30, 2010

Join Shakur and Ibn Jasper @ the Los Angeles launch of the Jasper x Quintin Co. 5 panel fitted cap this Saturday, Jan 30, 2010, from 2-4pm @ Union L.A., 110 S. La Brea Ave. Persona Magazine will be covering the event for a special, Red Camera-shot, episode of their new web series PERSONA TV. So come by, pick up a cap and meet Shakur!





Photography: Herman Jimenez

Trendy Floral print Cardigans at Macys

Dark dreary days of winter behind us and smell of spring on horizon, it's time to think about adding a few of this season's latest trends into wardrobe. With all spring tulips and poppies about to emerge from earth, florals bringing a romantic theme to season. Floral printed cardigans help to express romantic, feminine side at work or play. Large floral print on a cardigan look great when worn with jeans and give cool look when worn over plain-colored summer dresses. Floral sweaters are great with slacks, jeans or even lounge pants. Their comfort and functionality make them popular choices when mercury drops.

Charter Club Sweater, Long Sleeve Falling Daisies Cardigan: A scattered daisy print lends a hint of spring to come to this fun cardigan by Charter Club.

Original price of Falling Daisies Cardigan at Macys is $39.98.

Joseph A Sweater, Long Sleeve Floral Rain Cardigan: Joseph A puts a fun twist on classic floral cardigan with look of colorful dripping rain streaks.

Original price of Floral Rain Cardigan at Macys is $68.00 but you can have it for $19.99.

NY Collection Sweater, Floral Print Cardigan: An abstract floral placement print adds updated style to this classic cardigan by NY Collection.

Original price of Floral Print Cardigan at Macys is $48.00 but you can have it for $14.40.

Charter Club Sweater, Three-Quarter Sleeve Botanical Cardigan: Botanical illustrations on a bright pink ground make this cardigan unique, by Charter Club.

Original price of Three-Quarter Sleeve Botanical Cardigan at Macys is $39.98.

Get inspired with an extra shot of confidence to give boost during a challenging business climate as weather changes and autumn arrives. Printed cardigans come in various patterns and styles and are summer accessory that won't disappear when season ends. Buy new sweater for business casual look from some of the famous stores for floral printed sweaters like Macys, Banana Repbulic, Jessica London and many more.

Today's News and Headlines

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Obama makes state of union speech during "Glee"
President Obama interrupted the very popular program, "Glee", to make a speech in which he said "I", "Me", "My", and "Mine" over 14,000 times. Reports are that fans of "Glee" rioted in the streets for over 6 hours before being Tasered to death in the genitals by riot police in several American cities. Obama dismissed these reports by waving his hand and stating, "we don't torture. That is to say, we don't torture terrorists or people from other countries. Our own citizens is another matter. We definitely torture them. I mean, that's what the Taser's for. Everybody knows that." 

North Korea resumes firing artillery across border
North Korea began firing artillery at South Korea today, loading their guns with Disney movies rather than artillery shells in order to save costs. A North Korean general whose name no one can pronounce said that the 'childrens' movies, which feature many scenes of sexual violence against males, are ridiculous, destructive and offensive and thus make good weapons to fire into enemy territory because their message corrupts society and normalizes sexual violence against the fathers, husbands and sons of that society, ultimately destroying the entire civilization from within.

College endowments shrink
American colleges and universities have suffered enormous amounts of shrinkage, partly as a result of the stress of financial hardship, but mostly because of the effects of radical feminism, which drives away all healthy males and leaves only pathetic men with small penises to serve as professors and "male feminists." Studies show that the average male college professor of today has a penis over 5 inches shorter than the average male penis of years past. Scientists theorize that this "Tiny Penis Syndrome" might explain why they are perpetually angry at other males.


John Edwards - the Ladies Man
John and Elizabeth Edwards separate after 30 years of cheating
John Edwards, the Great American Breck Girl of the Democratic Party, has left his wife to engage in a full-blown affair with Elin Woods, current wife of Tiger Woods. Tiger, meanwhile, is said to be shacking up with Angelina Jolie, who is rumored to have separated from Brad Pitt for the twelve thousandth time by TMZ. Brad, according to Angelina, is content to masturbate and not be with anyone at this point in his life. "He just finds all that work in having full blown sex to be more trouble than it's worth. I guess older men really don't give a shit. Or maybe it's all the pot he smokes?" Rumors have already begun circulating that Jennifer Aniston has moved back in with Brad and is busily disproving Angelina's claim that Brad prefers masturbation over full blown heterosexual sex.

Californians say state is on wrong course
A majority of California citizens, in what is perhaps the largest ever example of stating the obvious, say that their state is on the wrong course and is likely headed for a very liberalized, green, diverse, tolerant total disaster. As of this writing, no one could be found who disagreed with the basic sentiment, although many chose to blame George Bush rather than California residents' own excessive idealism.

Abortion shooter to testify
A man who stands accused of shooting both an abortion doctor and an abortion protester has agreed to testify at his own trial. Through his attorney he has already stated that he was "just really damn confused and didn't know whether he was strongly for or against abortion, but he knew he felt strongly about it in some way. He just couldn't decide so he shot them both." Regardless of his testimony, he is expected to receive a lot of sexual abuse and torture while in prison and then, once thoroughly traumatized and completely transformed into a real monster, set free again. That's just how we do it here in America cuz we reel smart.

Onion field killer denied parole
The man convicted of viciously slaughtering a field full of onions has been denied parole once again following sometimes violent protests by vegans outside the prison where he is being raped and tortured every day, both by criminally insane inmates as well as sociopathic guards, prior to his ultimate release sometime when no one is paying attention anymore. "We'll wait until the media gets bored with him," warden Linda Tripp said, "and then we'll just quietly send him home. He'll be so crazy by the time he gets out of here that he'll probably kill himself anyway. He's no threat. Unless you get him around a bunch of onions. He really hates those onions."

Zac Enfron to star in spy thriller
Zac Efron, in an attempt to escape from the pedophiles at Walt Disney, is producing and starring in his own film, "Fire," in which he plays a spy who hunts down and kills homosexual pedophiles who prey on young boys in the entertainment industry. When asked if there was any connection between his time with Disney and the rather angry message of the film he stated simply, "what the hell do you think?"


I just want them to stop raping me




And now for a joke I just stole from Ute:

Two dyslexics run into a bank and shout, "Air in the hands mother stickers, this is a fuck up!"

Apple: iPad

Starting @ $499

R.I.P. to Netbooks and Readers

Maybe laptops too...




More info here

OFFICIAL 2.5

Shakur for Ibn Jasper x Quintin Co.

Photography: Herman Jimenez

OFFICIAL 2.0

Shakur for Ibn Jasper x Quintin Co.

Meet Shakur and Ibn @ Union Los Angeles, 110 S. La Brea, Grammy Weekend, Saturday January 30, 2010 from 2-4pm.

Photography: Herman Jimenez

Quintin x Ibn Jasper 5 Panel Fitted Cap Twitter Giveaway

Via CtotheJL:

This week, we are teaming up with Quintin to give away the limited Quintin ‘IBN Jasper‘ 5 panel fitted. The winner will receive both hats in their size, as well as a few more surprises from Quintin. To enter, follow the rules below.

Rules:
1) Follow @QuintinCo & @CtotheJL on Twitter.
2) Tweet this exact phrase: Follow @CtotheJL & @QuintinCo to win the IBN 5 Panel, I am a size ___

Contest Dates:
Monday January 25th - Sunday January 31st midnight est

OFFICIAL

Shakur for Ibn Jasper x Quintin Co.

Meet Shakur and Ibn @ Union Los Angeles, 110 S. La Brea, Grammy Weekend, Saturday January, 30 2010 from 2-4pm.

Photography: Herman Jimenez

Yelawolf: "Pop the Trunk"

KiD CuDi: "cudderisback"

Quintin x Jasper x Shakur x Union L.A. Photo Shoot Behind the Scenes

Shakur modeled for my Union L.A. release ad a few days ago. I will be releasing the Quintin x Jasper 5 panel fitted cap @ Union L.A. on La Brea, Saturday January 30th (Grammy Weekend). Shakur and I will be @ Union from 2-4pm so come by and check out the caps... but I REALLY know you just want to come and check out Shakur... Hahaha!



Official images coming (very) soon...

Curren$y: "Breakfast"

BBQ Breakfast, Wake n Bake... Whatever you want to call it.

Australia Day 2010

Happy Australia Day!

Pose for LRG

I went down to Orange County last week to have a meeting @ LRG headquarters and Pose was there painting this mural in the lobby of the office building. It's really dope to see this when u walk through the door to go to work... (More on that later).

Godfather P

Fashion and music icon Pharrell Williams recently took part in an on-stage interview at the Midem conference which focused on the world of music business. The 40 minute talk focused on various aspects of Pharrell Williams’ approach to work and some key things including his favorite producer and upcoming projects involving Jay-Z and Hans Zimmer on a 3-D CGI film, Despicable Me.

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Final Warning

Subject: Final Warning
From: "Facebook" gentrysk@sbcglobal.net
To: undisclosed-recipients


Account Alert

Dear Valued Member,

Due to the congestion in all Facebook account users and removal of all unused Facebook Accounts,Facebook would be shutting down all unused Accounts,You will have to confirm your E-mail by filling out your Login Info below after clicking the reply button, or your account will be suspended within 3 days for security reasons.

User Name: ... ... ............ Jimmy McCuntingbanger 
Email Address:.................... cuntingbanger@msn.com 
Password:...... ........ ........ blowmeABC123diddlydee 
Date of Birth:........ ....... ... January 1st, 1910 
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Occupation:................................  male prostitute (currently unemployed)

After following the instructions in the sheet, your account will not be interrupted and will continue as normal.. Thanks for your attention to this request. We apologize for any inconvenience.


Warning!!! Account owner that refuses to update his or her account before 3 days of receiving this warning will lose his or her account permanently.


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Shakur x Jasper x L.A.

Stay tuned...

3 am and I'm still awake writing this blog

I've got 3 comments on old posts waiting to be moderated and I just can't be bothered. I think this blogging thing has jumped the shark. Or maybe I have? I still love the blogs I read, but I find that I have little time to visit them properly and leave a totally off-the-wall comment like I used to. I read, but can't think of anything to say. I guess it really must just be me. I can barely write on my own blog anymore. And it isn't for lack of material. 


People are still insane in traffic. I just care a lot less than I used to.


Our politicians are crazier and more corrupt than ever, but I find myself shrugging and just turning away. Yes, the upset in Massachusetts was fun, but it was a bit like when the Dallas Cowboys beat the undefeated New Orleans Saints earlier this season. It was just so unexpected. Those people up there in Massachusetts must be really pissed off about something.


There's no shortage of hot women I'd love to 'do' if we all lived in a fantasy world without consequences.


The news is still loaded with stupid slanted stories that just beg for my fabulous commentary.

But lately I just yawn and turn away. I don't know what's wrong. I must be low on testosterone or something. Maybe I'm not getting enough sleep?

OK, the TV is on while I write this. I thought I was ignoring it, but now I realize I'm not.


These Axe bodyspray and shampoo television commercials are freaky. I should probably just be glad that they aren't depicting the male characters as too stupid to cross a room without a wife and a GPS to give them directions like the Intuit TurboTax commercials do. Instead they play up the teenaged male desire to be attacked and molested by a gang of sexy females. That's fine, I guess, but the last time I encountered a boy who believed the hype he had bathed himself in the stuff to the point that no one could stand closer than 20 feet near him without being overwhelmed by the odor. Clearly this boy lacked a father to tell him that the commercials are just hype and bullshit. Poor, smelly, fatherless boy.


Smelly, fatherless boy needs Axe body spray

You know, as I struggle through this post I think I see one of the reasons I've lost my love of the internet and blogging and all of that stuff. It's this damn Dell laptop computer. It's just such a huge pain in the ass to do anything with this thing. Writing a blog post takes twice as long as it should just because of all the problems with this stupid piece of shit. I need to go back to the old desktop and forget this thing. It's hard to focus on the idea in your head when you have to rewrite everything 2 and 3 times because your laptop randomly highlights everything you've written and then deletes it for no apparent reason, but that is exactly what this fucker does. Dell has really sucked over the past several years. What is up with that?





And now for something, er, just wtf?

CL!CK: A LEGO Short Film

“Ever wonder where big ideas come from? If you’re a fan of LEGO bricks, eureka moments, or guys with odd mustaches, you really should see this. Great ideas just CL!CK.”

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Consequence x Asher Roth: "Childish Games"

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Nicole has been a consistent box office flop for several years now?

Now, is it because of the frozen face, or because Nicole has been a consistent box office flop for several years now? Which came first, the chicken of the egg? Because I think the audience started to leave Nicole around the time she started doing that junk to her beautiful face.




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I also did a little research to see if Nicole was actually attached to these projects at some point. At one point, this past fall, she was attached to Bel Ami (with Robert Pattinson), but ended up pulling out/being fired last November. Monte Carlo is a project Nicole was not only supposed to star in, but produce. And it’s still listed on Nicole’s IMDB page, so who knows? And as for the How To Marry a Millionaire remake, Nicole is still tentatively attached to that too, according to IMDB. But I hope that one doesn’t even get made. I love the original. How the f-ck could you do better than Marilyn, Lauren Bacall, and Betty Grable? Seriously?





    Blame it on the Botox? After bad reviews for her stiff performance in the flop musical Nine, Nicole Kidman has been dropped from three films: Bel Mai, Monte Carlo, and a remake of the Marilyn Monroe classic How to Marry a Millionaire.


    “Nicole’s not aging gracefully, and it’s hurting her chances in Hollywood,” says Michael Levine of LCO, a public relations firm.

    But it’s not all bad - Nicole is set to star in The Danish Girl, playing the first man to get a sex change operation.