Monday, August 31, 2009

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Rorschach - or - What the fuck is that supposed to be?

After reading my posts regarding my recent experiences with bikini-clad women on the Florida beach finding me so very attractive only to turn around and try to have me arrested for an illegal boner, it was recommended that I see a psychologist or other similar professional. I tried to argue against this. I swore up and down, "your honor, those women had the hots for me like you would not believe. It was insane!"

Alas, I did not help my case at all.

The very first thing my new 'friend' did upon meeting me, was to sit me down with some not-very-good finger-paintings that she had done and ask me to look at them and tell her what I saw. Some people call this the Rorschach Test, but I call it smeary shit that looks like a lot of different things depending on how drunk you are.

Anyway, here are the paintings she showed me along with my interpretations. I'm sure you'll see exactly the same things I saw because it was just all so ridiculously obvious and also I was painfully sober at the time:



One of those old-fashioned girdles from the '50s


Girl in a raincoat walking down a path between two hills. She's having the period from hell.


Two big-tittied chicks holding expensive purses and dancing together.


Man lying on his back staring up at the sky because he's fucking lazy. He also appears to have a stick up his ass.


Mothra! AUGH!!! Someone call Godzilla!


Dragon fly escaping a woman's vagina. Or maybe skimming the water. Yeah, that'd make way more sense, wouldn't it?


2 1950s era sockhop high school girls dancing, ponytails flying up in the air, pregnant bellies touching


2 bears and a pterodactyl playing poker around a campfire


2 Chinese dragons facing off in an ultimate fighting cage match. The audience is in red because China is communist.


A cow in a blue bikini top, big red shawl, yellow gloves and green stretchy pants dancing in front of the Eiffel Tower. Two women in blue wigs, yellow tops and orange pants are dancing on either side of the cow. It must be some sort of French disco for cows or something.



So anyway, there you have it. I don't see how this is any big deal, but she seemed to feel that it was very important. I also complimented her on her big boobs and giant '80s-style glasses, but on retrospection, I probably shouldn't have mentioned the ugly glasses. She's probably pretty self-concious about those.

Next week I should find out what she thought that my opinions of her paintings means on some 'deeper' level. I hope she doesn't show me any more of them, though, because to be honest, her work really sucked and it was hard for me to hide my real opinions. I don't want to hurt her feelings. She strikes me as a really lonely woman who probably doesn't get out much.


My stupid doctor who can't paint worth a shit



So anyway, what do you see when you look at the Rorschach paintings?

Notre Dame vs. Nevada - will this be the breakout year for Jimmy Clausen and the Irish?

Nevada Wolf Pack at Notre Dame Fighting Irish
Saturday, September 5 - 3:30 p.m.
South Bend, Indiana
2008 records - Nevada (7-6) Notre Dame (7-6)

Under the scope
The Wolf Pack are coached by Chris Ault who is in his 25th year at Nevada...the Pack are 1-12 visiting BCS teams losing by an average score of 43-17...last season they played at Missouri and were whacked 69-17...last season Nevada average 278 yards on the ground but only had 182 against Mizzou...Nevada has a stout running defense, allowing only 89 yards on the ground in 08, but they are abyssmal defending the pass giving up 312 yards per game...

This is supposed to be the breakout year for highly touted QB Jimmy Clausen...Clausen torched Hawaii in the bowl game which made for a positive off-season...his main weapon is wideout Golden Tate, who is one of the elite players in the country...the Irish are loaded with a stable full of running backs led by Armando Allen...how far Notre Dame goes this season depends on the defense which is led by safety Kyle McCarthy...look for true freshman linebacker Manti Te'O, who was the top high school defensive player in the country last season, to see a lot of action...

Key Players
Nevada
- the Pack return two 1,000 yard rushers in Vai Taua (photo) who led the WAC in rushing with 1,521 yards and 15 TDs...the other 1,000 yard rushere is QB Colin Kaepernick who racked up 1,130 yards and 17 rushing TDs...Kaepernick threw for 22 TDs with only 7 picks...

Notre Dame - Jimmy Clausen threw for 3,127 yards and 25 TDs last season...however, he had 17 INTs...Golden Tate caught 58 balls for 1,080 yards and 10 TDs...

Dan Hinxman of the Reno Gazette Journal writes about the positive feeling going on in Reno... "There's a charge in the air, and it's not because the Nevada basketball team is going to the NCAA Tournament. That could certainly happen -- the program has done so four times in the past six seasons and has gone on to postseason play seven straight seasons -- but it's three months until the basketball season even begins." ...
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  • Brian Hamilton of the Chicago Tribune gives some tidbits about the Irish on his blog - Around the Bend...
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  • Jim Harbaugh gets a toilet built closer to his office

    Scott Ostler of the San Francisco Chronicle had this report on August 27th...

    Jim Harbaugh wanted a restroom/shower to adjoin his office, and generous Stanford donor John Arrillaga came through recently, building the Cardinal's marquee coach a new loo for between $50,000 and $70,000.

    The story broke in the San Jose Mercury News. I don't know where the reporter got his info. I was going to suggest it was leaked to him, but I want to stay away from potty humor.

    The new restroom is a real time-saver.

    "It cuts down on drag," Harbaugh said.

    Football coaches are fanatical time-hoarders. Cal's Jeff Tedford sleeps on an air mattress. I've seen it leaning against his office wall, and I'm not sure if Tedford even moves it to the floor when it's time to nap.

    In the old days, every time nature called, Harbaugh had to hike the distance of two first downs to the nearest restroom. He grew weary of an even longer trek downstairs to the shower, on days when he wasn't showered in Gatorade.

    I can relate, because I have been to summer camp. The time I could have saved with my own private restroom at camp would have allowed me to polish my cabin's campfire skit, and I might be on Broadway now instead of writing about a football coach's bathroom.

    There will be critics who point out that Harbaugh's new lavatory sends a message of insensitivity, even though it was built with private-donor money. The country is in financial crisis, and Stanford is not exempt. Cardinal athletic programs are being cut to the bone. Jobs in the athletic department are going bye-bye.

    There are probably people at Stanford - students, professors, administrators, other coaches - who winced when they heard about Harbaugh's haven.

    No wincing here. As a sports guy, I understand the value of a winning football program, and the need of coaches to avoid wasting time. If Harbaugh leads the Cardinal to a bowl game, he'll have the last laugh, which would really echo in his tile bathroom.

    It's simple. Football rules the realm, and every king deserves a throne room. (Note to copy desk: Don't even think about inserting a line here about "royal flush.")

    Target-Merona Solid Wrap - Tan

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    Sunday, August 30, 2009

    Sierra Trading Post-20% off $125 or more order

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    Prom dresses: As unique as their wearer…

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    "Am I Dreaming?": LV/SB "Louis Flip"

    Stephen Sprouse/LV Skateboard and Case x Kanye West/ LV Jasper Shoes x Ibn Jasper

    I HAD to do it @ least once...

    Friday, August 28, 2009

    Nordstrom-Diane von Furstenberg 'Renello' Silk Top

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    Consequence: "Whatever You Want" Video Shoot


    Here's some footage of Consequence shooting the video for his single "Whatever You Want" featuring Kanye and John Legend, in Miami. The Fountainbleu Hotel was the location for the shoot. The Fountainbleu is famous because the movie "Scarface" was shot there. The homie Hype Williams directed the video...

    Supreme F/W 2009

    Here's the new Supreme Fall/Winter 2009 Collection. The New York brand once again does not disappoint. The collection is very complete and offers a wide range of t-shirts, shirts, outerwear, hoodies, sweaters, 5-panel caps, New Era caps and accessories. The outerwear is looking really good this season. The beanie and New Era cap offering is also very strong, yet the accessories stand out more. They present a knife, playing cards and other interesting items. Supreme has collaborated with Disney on a couple of Mickey pieces this season and with Hanes on some basic white t-shirts. The skatedecks this season come in a leopard look. The luggage collection also looks very nice, and consists of backpacks, messenger bags, waist bags and little carabiner pouches, all featuring a grid pattern on the upper.The new Supreme Fall/Winter 2009 Collection will be available in US stores from September 3rd and in Japan from September 5th.


















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    Michael Jordan Is 46 Years Old


    Michael Jordan at age 46 schooling slamball superstar Chris "The Ghetto Bird" Young (Height: 6'4"). See Jordan do a standing reverse dunk, and drop a few turnaround fadeaways in Mr. Young's grill.

    RSVP Gallery

    Offering merchandise that doubles as art, RSVP serves as a luxury boutique/art gallery that displays and sells pop art and design from around the world. Short for “Répondez s’il vous plaît” or please respond, the store’s name is an invitation for guests to not only visit the space, but participate, get inspired, and respond.

    Bars of green neon line RSVP’s black painted ceiling while exposed brick walls display giant neon art pieces commissioned by RSVP – all channeling the store’s design concept of pairing pop art with luxury. Using minimalism and raw space, RSVP takes the look of a pop art gallery, with its merchandise as the featured pieces.

    The RSVP decor is taken from The RSVP Private Collection of works from artists including Mark Newson, Stephen Sprouse, Jeff Koons, Takashi Murakami, Kaws and NoPattern. RSVP offers pieces from premium brands including Kaikai Kiki, Ambush, Dee & Ricky, Super, PLAY Comme des Garcons, Rizzoli, Original Fake, G-Shock, Incase and Boxed Water. RSVP also has a selection of rare, original, vintage items from Louis Vuitton, Chanel, A Bathing Ape, Nike and Levi Strauss & Co.

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    Billy Dee Williams and Colt 45

    Billy Dee Williams was always one smooth muther...check out his old school Colt 45 commercial...

    Saks Fifth Avenue-Gucci Zippered Wool Coat

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    Roamans-$20 off $60 or more order (exclusions apply)

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    Thursday, August 27, 2009

    Rihanna x VOGUE Magazine

    CRRAAAAAZZZZYYYY!!!!!

    Metro Style-Mock wrap dress

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    Early college football lines

    Phil Steele of the football tip sheet Power Sweep gives the early line on some of the major college football games thru October 17th...

    September 12
    Notre Dame -3 vs. Michigan
    Tennessee -5 vs. UCLA
    Southern Cal -6 vs. Ohio State

    September 19
    Florida -27 vs. Tennessee
    Virginia Tech -6 vs. Nebraska
    Notre Dame -7 vs. Michigan State
    Texas -17 vs. Texas Tech

    September 26
    Virginia Tech -4 vs. Miami (Fla)

    October 3
    Georgia -4 vs. LSU
    Oklahoma -10 vs. Miami (Fla)
    Michigan State -7 vs. Michigan

    October 10
    Ohio State -12 vs. Wisconsin
    Florida -11 vs. LSU
    Ole Miss -2 vs. Alabama
    Georgia -3 vs. Tennessee

    October 17
    Southern Cal -10 vs. Notre Dame
    Texas -3 vs. Oklahoma

    Chadwicks-The Contrast Jacket Dress

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    Wednesday, August 26, 2009

    Defective Chinese-Made Chairs from K-Mart

    Another serious problem with defective Chinese products.

    The latest cheap K-Mart outdoor chairs are made in China.

    The lack of quality control has meant that the plastic used to rest on is very, very cheap and thin.

    Purchase them at your own risk.

    Attached is an example of the problem.

    Don't buy them, or this could happen to you too.









    8-Bit Trip


    Using nothing but legos (and taking up 1,500 hours of there time) Rymdregladge takes us on an “8-Bit Trip.” The stop motion video celebrates the splendid early days of video games. Some favorite characters make cameo appearances and the feel of it is just right as homage to simple two button control.

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    Soulland 2010 Fedora/Cap

    Interesting...


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    KAWS x Michael Jackson x Interview Magazine

    New Jersey-born Artist Kaws was invited recently by Interview Magazine to work atop an image of Michael Jackson for an editorial piece on the late pop sensation. The final image is typical of Kaws’ unique style and features a ‘Bendy’ (a worm-like character who often appears in Kaws’ work) wrapped around Jackson which is reminiscent of previous work, most obviously the iconic reworking of Supreme’s Kate Moss tee.

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    Tony Dungy - others who St. Tony can help

    Tony Dungy was instrumental in helping Michael Vick get back into the NFL...since Dungy has become the Father Flanagan of the league, why should he stop with Vick...the media will never question Dungy because they believe he is a fair, good person...Dungy represents everything that is good...so why can't Father Tony help the following downtrodden:...

    - Matt Jones - Jones was arrested for cocaine and later nailed again for alcohol...the NFL gave him the boot...like Vick, Jones is still in his prime and in fact, he is only 26-years-old, three years younger than Vick...the guy made a mistake and wants a second chance...why isn't Dungy volunteering to help Jones get that second chance?...hmmmm, makes you wonder...

    - Marvin Harrison, Derrick Brooks, and Warrick Dunn - these players are just looking for a job in the NFL...Dungy coached all three players, so maybe he can make a few calls and see if he can get them another shot in the league...if the Philadelphia Eagles were willing to take a shot with Vick, I am sure Dungy can work his magic and have someone give Dunn a chance...especially since Dunn is an outstanding person in the community and has a big heart in helping people...

    - Art Modell - if Modell did not move the Cleveland Browns to Baltimore, he would be in the Hall of Fame by now...there is a clear bias against Modell, especially from the Cleveland media...Dungy needs to sit down with the Hall of Fame voters and ask them to forgive Modell and consider him for enshrinement...if Vick electrocuted and slaughtered dogs and got a second chance, why not Modell?...

    - Plaxico Burress - Plax can get a jumpstart on his return to the NFL by aligning himself with St. Tony right now...just by having Dungy as a "spiritual advisor" will basically ensure Plax of getting back in the league in two years...

    - Pete Rose - Pete's big mistake is that he is not aligning himself with Dungy...Pete needs to call Dungy and ask for his help...I'm sure after one or two meetings, Dungy will be able to determine that Pete is a good man...then Dungy can speak on Pete's behalf to commissioner Bud Selig...

    - North Korea - it is a little late for this, but I wonder if President Obama considered Dungy to mediate the release of the two American journalists who were held in North Korea...Bill Clinton got the job, but maybe Obama should have had Dungy assist Clinton on this mission...