Friday, January 30, 2009

John Mitchell - a pioneer in the Civil Rights Movement


Sean D. Hamill of The New York Times writes a fascinating feature on Steelers assistant coach John Mitchell, who was the first African-American to play football at the University of Alabama... "John Mitchell, the Steelers’ defensive line coach, will say again and again that he is no hero, no great man and certainly not worthy of mention as a figure of the civil rights era." ...

  • Sean D. Hamill
  • Thursday, January 29, 2009

    I Can't Imagine

    It was a normal Thursday morning, a day like any other day. She was 16 and recently earned her driver's license. She got up early, got ready for school, and then went outside to get into her car.

    She still got excited every time she saw it. Her car. It was her car.

    She got into her car, started it up and turned on the radio. Then she headed out for school.

    Rush hour traffic is never fun, but here in the Rocket City it never gets heavy enough to slow anyone down much. Ironically, it never goes fast enough for anyone to really get moving either.

    She was driving along, down the neighborhood streets and out onto the highway. It was the same route she traveled every day on her way to school. It never changed. It was never exciting. Except that now she was the driver, not a passenger, and for her that much was exciting.

    "Ah, sweet freedom!"

    She probably didn't even notice the truck as she passed through the intersection. She had the right of way anyway, so why should it matter?

    But it did matter because the truck didn't stop.

    They collided. She came to a violent and abrupt stop. An airbag appeared from seemingly out of nowhere and punched her in the face. Her shiny little car crumpled around her as shiny little cars are prone to do. Adrenaline flooded her bloodstream. Her heart was pounding. Her breathing was rapid and heavy. The sounds of screeching tires followed by an enormous BANG and a shower of glass echoed in her mind. Did that really just happen?

    She looked around her. She had hit a large tanker truck. They were both stopped now in the middle of the intersection. All the other cars were stopped, blocked by the two vehicles. Everyone was looking at her.

    It was then that she realized she had a problem. When she tried to get out of her car she found that couldn't. It was smashed and ruined around her. The dash was right on top of her and the air bag was deflated and sagging on her lap. Her seatbelt was locked up tight and would not let go. Her entire lower half was pinned and pressed underneath the dash. She was stuck there in her car.

    "Oh no, oh no, tell me this isn't really happening. I can NOT believe this! I didn't even do anything WRONG!" She began searching for her cell phone. It was right there in her console inside her purse. "Oh, my parents are going to KILL me!" She dialed the number for home.

    "Hi. I wasn't expecting to hear from you so soon. Is everything alright?" asked a familiar voice on the other end.

    "Mom? I've been in an accident. I'm OK, but my car is smashed. I think I hit a truck. It wasn't my fault, I swear. He must have run the stop sign."

    "Oh my God! Are you OK?"

    "Yes, I think so. I just can't get out of the car. I'm stuck."

    "Oh my God! Your father hasn't left for work yet. I'm going to get him and we'll be right there, OK?"

    "OK. Thanks Mom."

    It didn't take long for Mom and Dad to arrive. It wasn't that far from home to school, or much of anywhere else in this city. They pulled their car to the side of the road and walked over to their daughter.

    "Are you all right, Honey?"

    "Yes, but I can't get out, Dad. See? The dash is on top of my legs and my seatbelt is stuck, too. My feet are stuck under there."

    "OK, the important thing is that you're all right. We'll get the firemen to come and they'll get you out."

    She felt like crying, but she didn't. "It wasn't my fault, Dad."

    "I know. I can see that he ran the sign. Hang on, I'm calling for the firemen."

    Everything was going to be OK. His angel was fine. The car was a total wreck, but his beautiful 16-year-old daughter was OK and that was the most important thing.

    "911. What's your emergency?"

    "Hello? Yes, I'm at the intersection of highway 150 and Smith Road and my daughter has been in an accident."

    "Is anyone hurt?"

    "No, but she's trapped in the car and can't get out. She needs someone to cut her out of the car."

    "Alright sir, but no one is injured? Does anyone need a paramedic?"

    "No, she's fine. Everyone is fine. We just need the police and someone to cut the car open and get my daughter out."

    "Alright sir, there is a firetruck and a police unit already on the way. It'll be just a few minutes."

    "Thank you. Thank you very much!"

    Time passed. It seemed like an eternity. No police. No firemen. And everyone in all their cars just staring. The truck and wrecked car were all over the intersection. Getting around the accident scene was extremely difficult and traffic was backed up all the way down the road in both directions.

    Meanwhile, something was leaking. Something was getting hot. Something was beginning to smolder.

    And then it happened.

    Fire.

    The car was on fire!

    "Oh my God, honey, her car is on fire! Look!" she said, pointing to the smoke coming from out of the young girl's car.

    "Oh my God! Oh my God!"

    Everyone was thinking it. Everyone in their cars in traffic, jammed bumper to bumper at a complete stop, sitting and gawking at the mangled scene was saying it to themselves in unison. "Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh no!"

    The smoke turned to fire. Some people sat in their cars, covering their mouths in shock. Some jumped into action, leaping out of their cars and running to the now burning car.

    Does anyone have a fire extinguisher? Does anyone have any tools? Can't anyone do something?!

    It didn't matter how many people there were. It didn't matter how badly they wanted to pull the 16-year-old girl from out of her now burning car. She was stuck tight. They had no tools. They had no fire extinguishers. They had only the panic of a raging fire and a desperate desire to save a 16-year-old girl from a horrible death.

    But they could not.

    There, in front of both of her parents, this 16-year-old girl burned to death while trapped inside her car. And there was nothing anyone could do.

    This happened this morning sometime between 7 a.m. and 8 a.m. People came into work late, talking about the horrible wreck and the raging fire. Many people said how they had to turn around and find another way to get to their jobs because the police had blocked off the entire highway.

    Most people didn't realize that a teenage girl had died right there within sight of them. They knew only that something horrible had happened and that someone's car was burning. Some knew that a person had died, but most had no idea who.

    Later that day word began to spread. It was the daughter of someone we all know. It was the child of someone we see every day. Some people asked that we all pray for the family.

    I sat there, thinking about this nightmare and wondering how in the world does a parent recover from something like this? I cannot imagine it. I cannot think of a single thing more horrible than watching your own child die this way and not being able to save them.

    This  is really all that I know to say.


    Joe Montana, Jerry Rice, and John Candy lead 49ers to Super Bowl XXIII comeback


    Twenty years ago Joe Montana made history in Super Bowl XXIII at Joe Robbie Stadium in Miami...Montana and teammate Jerry Rice put together one of the greatest Super Bowl final drives in history as San Francisco beat Cincinnati 20-16 in what was Bill Walsh's last game as head coach of 49ers...

    During the regular season, it looked like the 49ers were not even going to make the playoffs until a late season hot streak...once in, the Niners made it to the big show once again...

    The Bengals were 3:30 away from the Super Bowl aftr Jim Breech's 40-yard field goal put head coach Sam Wyche's team up 16-13...as the Niners huddled at their own 8-yar
    d line, Montana broke the tension by pointing out the late comedian John Candy in the stands to his teammates...

    Over the next 2:46, Montana hit Rice, Roger Craig, and John Frank as they cut through the Bengals defense...with 39 seconds remaining, his last completion when to John Taylor (photo) for a 10-yard TD and a Super Bowl victory...that would be Taylor's only reception of the game...

    On that final drive, Montana went 8 for 9 passing for 102 yards...the game MVP went to Rice who had 11 receptions for 215 yard
    s and 1 TD...

    Wednesday, January 28, 2009

    Dan Rooney - a real common man


    This is a must read for any football fan...Holly Brubach does an outstanding feature story of the Steelers' Dan Rooney...
  • Holly Brubach
  • Tuesday, January 27, 2009

    Jackie Smith drops sure TD is just one of three big plays that cost Dallas in Super Bowl XIII

    The Pittsburgh Steelers were involved in Super Bowl XIII which took place 30 years ago at the Orange Bowl in Miami...it marked the first ever rematch of a previous Super Bowl as the Steelers took on the Dallas Cowboys...the two teams met three years earlier in Super Bowl X...and just like the first time, the Steelers won again, but it was a game in which the Cowboys probably should have taken if not for three plays...

    The first incident took place late in the third quarter with the Steelers leading 21-14...Dallas drove to the Pittsburgh 10-yard line...on 3rd and 3, Staubach hit a wide open Jackie Smith who dropped a sure game tying touchdown (photo)...Dallas had to settle for a Rafael Septien field goal to make it 21-17...

    With the score still the same, the second unfortunate incident for Dallas occur
    red early in the fourth quarter when Terry Bradshaw's pass sailed incomplete to a stumbling Lynn Swann...however, Dallas cornerback Benny Barnes was flagged for pass interference...Barnes argued vehemently that it was incidental contact...replays later confirmed Barnes claim...four plays later, Franco Harris burst straight up the middle for a 22-yard TD to make it 28-17 in favor of Pittsburgh...

    The third incident happened on the ensuing kick-off when Steelers kicker Roy Gerela slipped on the kick and shanked the ball straight at Dallas' Randy White...however, White was unable to h
    andle the ball because of a cast on his arm...Pittsburgh's Tony Dungy separated the ball from White and Dennis "Dirt" Winston recovered on the Dallas 18-yard line...on the very next play, Bradshaw hit Swann in the back of the endzone to make it 35-17...

    Dallas did make a valiant comeback attempt, but fell short 35-31...

    Every play matters...and as the Cowboys found out, three very big plays went against them and basically cost them a chance to win Super Bowl XIII...

    Monday, January 26, 2009

    An Open Letter to My Testicles by Barack Obama


    An Open Letter To My Testicles


    by Barack Obama


    "When I was a young man, I thought life was all about me - about how I'd make my way in the world, become successful, and get the things I want. But then the two of you came into my world with all your curiosity and mischief and those smiles that never fail to fill my heart and light up my day. And suddenly, all my big plans for myself didn't seem so important anymore. I soon found that the greatest joy in my life was the joy I saw in yours. And I realized that my own life wouldn't count for much unless I was able to ensure that you had every opportunity for happiness and fulfillment in yours. In the end, boys, that's why I ran for President: because of what I want for you from every girl in this nation. "

    (He's using Hallmark cards to create his speeches now. Genius!)



    Circumstances have changed. I have a decision to make. Shall I go private and forever limit who can read my blog to a handful who today may be interested, but tomorrow will likely have moved on to other things? Shall I call it a day and end here? Should I move to another location, emailing those who express interest to tell them where I have gone to? Or shall I ignore everything and just continue to blunder onward, letting the chips fall where they may and to hell with the consequences?


    Consequences, Schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich

    There was once a time when I blogged for no one, expecting no one to come and read my stupidity except myself. I had been encouraged to become a writer, specifically an op/ed columnist, and I thought this blog would be the perfect place to practice. I had expected the daily writing to improve my writing skills. As it turns out, I believe my spelling and grammar have grown worse, my ability to stick to a point or drive steadily toward a single conclusion have not improved in the least, my op/ed political commentary has gone from a confident and consistent view to a more "fuck it, let's all get drunk and throw food at the whole lot of'em" attitude, and my enthusiasm for daily writing about anything that strikes my fancy has waned.

    Today, I blog as much for the entertainment of the other bloggers whom I admire as I do for myself. Not that I stop offending all of you whenever the mood strikes me. I mean, clearly I write offensive things when I feel like it. I hold firmly to the view that my blog is nothing more than a drunken rant in a bar somewhere and has no real influence on anyone or anything of consequence regardless of how many times I hear television reporters mention "The Bloggers" on the air. I know who they mean, and it isn't me. This being the case, then, it matters to me who does and to a lesser extent, who does not read my blog. When I detect someone reading my blog who comes a little too close to home it sometimes bothers me. The fact is, the more anonymous a writer is, the more easily that writer can say whatever there is a need to say. Conversely, when your name, face and home address are plastered to something you've written, it greatly impacts your willingness to speak freely.

    So, decisions decisions. Shall I stay or shall I go? If I could access YouTube from here I'd paste that song in below. But as I cannot, you'll simply have to go find it for yourself and pretend I pasted it, OK? Thanks.




    Oh, and happy Australia Day, by the way, you lucky bastards!




    Earl Morrall's miss of Jimmy Orr proves costly in Super Bowl III as Jets upset 13-1 Colts

    This week Stiles Points is going to look back at the anniversaries of some of the past Super Bowls...today's spotlight occurred 40 years ago in Super Bowl III when Joe Namath (photo - right) guaranteed his New York Jets would beat the mighty Baltimore Colts even though they were an 18-point underdog...

    Super Bowl III took place on January 13, 1969 in front of 75,389 people at the Orange Bowl in Miami...this was a game in which the AFL needed to win because the NFL may have pulled out of the merger...in the previous two championship games, the Green Bay Packers smashed their AFL competition...a third straight win by the NFL would have been disastrous for the AFL...the Colts entered the game with a 13-1 mark and a thrashing of the Cleveland Browns in the NFL title game by the score of 34-0....

    As we all know, the Jets won the game 16-7, but there was always a hint of controversy about the game...while I was in college, I took a class called The History of Sports...my professor seriously believed the game was fixed because of questionable decision-making by the Colts...

    Personally, I don't believe the game was fixed, but the Jets were just a very fortunate team as the ball bounced their way that day...the biggest and most controversial play of the game occurred right before half with the Jets leading 7-0...on the last play of the half, the Colts had the ball and quarterback Earl Morrall threw an interception down the middle of the field instead of throwing to a wide-open Jimmy Orr (photo, top of page) ...there was not a defender within 20 yards of Orr...but somehow, Morrall missed the certain touchdown...what builds the case for the conspiracy theory is that in fact, the pass was intended to be thrown to Orr in the first place...

    Conspiracy?...Fix?...or just plain knucklehead playing?...in the end, the Jets won and the history of the NFL was forever changed - 40 years ago...

    Sunday, January 25, 2009

    Rush Limbaugh is an asshole

    Rush Limbaugh had people turning off his radio program after the comment that he hopes the new President Barack Obama fails along with his policies to help America.

    “I want to see him fail,” said Limbaugh, a former drug addict who would rather see hard working Americans lose their jobs, their homes and stand in soup lines than see a biracial Democratic President succeed in helping the country recover.

    This is why there should not be any political parties in this country. Too often, Republicans want to see Democrats fail in order to get into power and the Democrats want to see Republicans fail in order to get into power.

    Just as when former president George W. Bush started the surge in Iraq, there is no doubt that some Democrats wanted to see it fail this way it was another hit on the Republican president.

    Rush Limbaugh is an asshole. And so is anyone else who wants to see any American President fail just because he (or she one day) is not from the party you support.

    Saturday, January 24, 2009

    Kay Yow (1942-2009): Basketball loses a giant as N.C. State coach and former Olympic coach dies

    "From childhood until her final days, Yow engaged in the game she loved, but eventually she transcended it. In a hotly competitive sport, her gentle manner taught mutual respect. And in recent years, her energy drained and her features drawn by cancer, her presence courtside reminded all in the arena that no matter how urgent the contest, it was only a game. What mattered most, Yow said, was winning in life." ...
  • Raleigh News Observer

  • Note - the photo above was taken in December 14, 2008 of Yow after an N.C. State game

    Amy Robach's stockings get ripped by puppy

    The Today Show was doing a segment on puppies when one of the young pup unexpectedly scratched Lester Holt on the chin - drawing blood...but the best part was the close-up of Amy Robach's luscious thighs when they showed how the pup shredded her stockings...

    Friday, January 23, 2009

    4x4

    A short but sweet meme.


    I was tagged by Bella for this.


    Rules:
    1. Choose the 4th folder where you store your pictures on your computer.
    2. Select the 4th picture in the folder.
    3. Explain the picture.
    4. Tag 4 people to do the same.

    OK, here at work, this is what I found:




    This is a photo from a news story about a Halloween dog show in the Philippines. It has absolutely nothing to do with me. But hey, chicks love pirates, right? And divorced single women love dogs? And Paris Hilton and other extremely insecure wealthy celebrity sluts love little yappy dogs? So maybe this photo will draw some rich celebrity women to my blog? Kim Kardashian, are you there? It's worth a shot.

    Now I'm supposed to tag 4 people, because we all know how much you guys love being tagged for stuff, right?

    I tag:

    Shila Shila
    RKINTN
    Sweet Cheeks
    Harmony

    There, now get busy and let's see those photos. No slacking!


    Hines Ward belongs in the Hall of Fame

    Yesterday Stiles Points looked at current running backs and quarterbacks who should make the Hall of Fame...today's focus is wide receivers...

    Wide Receivers
    Marvin Harrison - 1,102 receptions, 14,580 receiving yards and 128 TDs...3-time First-Team All-Pro; 8-time Pro Bowl selection; Super Bowl winner - first ballot lock - LOCK

    Terrell Owens - yes, we all know he is an asshole...he is a head case...but he is also worthy of the Hall...951 receptions, 14,122 receiving yards and 141 overall TDS...6-time Pro Bowl selection; 5-time First-Team All Pro...Owens will not be a first ballot nor second ballot Hall of Famer because of all the problems that he has caused wherever he has played...but in the end, he is in - LOCK

    Isaac Bruce (photo) - he is so overlooked...he has 1,003 receptions for 14.944 yards and 91 TDs...4-time Pro Bowl selection; Super Bowl winner...he will be a third or fourth ballot Hall of Famer - LOCK

    Randy Moss - in his prime, he was a difference-maker...he is starting to get up in age, but he can still make the big plays...Moss has 843 reception for 13,201 yards and 135 TDs...he holds the record for most TD receptions in a season...4-time First-Team All-Pro; 6-time Pro Bowl selection; Offensive Rookie of the Year...if not for his moody years in Oakland, Moss could have possibly passed some of Jerry Rice's marks...Moss is a first ballot Hall of Famer - LOCK

    Muhsin Muhammad - over a 13-year career, Moosh has 807 receptions for 10,857 yards and 61 TDs...he is a 2-time Pro-Bowl selection and a one-time First-Team All-Pro...M2 is like Fred Taylor...he has put up some solid numbers over a long career, but has never distinguished himself as a difference maker - NO WAY

    Hines Ward (photo) - Hines will face a battle to get in...I am stating right now that I would vote him in...he has 800 receptions for 9,780 yards and 72 TDs over his 11 year career...he should finish with over 900 receptions and 11,000 yards...he is a 4-time Pro Bowl selection and a Super Bowl MVP...he is a devasting blocker and the consummate team player...he is a difference maker...Ward will probably not make the Hall until his 5th or 6th chance, but if the writers have any smarts, they would vote him in - I VOTE YES

    Derrick Mason - over a 12-year career, Mason has put up some solid numbers... 790 catches for 10,061 yards and 52 TDs...2-time Pro Bowl selection and one-time First-Team All-Pro...like Moosh, Mason has had a fine career, but not a Hall of Fame career - NO WAY

    Wednesday, January 21, 2009

    First day on the job


    Mr. President

    Despite the little flub, I like how Chief Justice Roberts begins by calling Obama "Senator" then at the end, is the first to officially call him "Mr. President"...

    Tuesday, January 20, 2009

    My Ass Continues to Speak


    Whatever this is that I'm sick with has transformed all of my farts into projectile pooping. It seems that anything that feels like the tiniest of farts is in actuality a gigantic explosion of poo waiting to surprise me. And surprise me it does. It's quite messy, in fact.



    Obama's inauguration is over, but here in America we'll be bombarded with adoring media rehashing of the whole thing for days on end. It seems that every word that comes out of Obama's mouth is just angelic heavenly music to the Left, the Liberals, and the True Believers who worship him as a gigantic black god.

    I wonder if they'd love him so much if they knew that all those words are written by a 27-year-old white boy from Massachusetts College of the Holy Cross? No wonder all his speeches sound so much like a church sermon. It's because they are.

    Enough about Messiah Obama though. The TV and newspapers are going to give us all such a massive overdose of him that I'm almost afraid to even mention him for fear that when the nausea finally hits The Masses, they might tune me out along with all the rest. Lord knows I don't need that.

    Just today, in response to my ass' last random thoughts about Obama, someone dropped me from their list of blogs they follow. I only had 17 followers so it was easily noticable. And all for the worship of a politician. Such a waste.



    Speaking of people dropping me, my favorite blogger in all the world, whom I have known for 3 years, has apparently dropped me from their life. I don't hear from them anymore. My emails are like the morning paper, bouncing off the garage door, never to be picked up or read. The rain is just washing my words away. Perhaps I offended them? Perhaps they were just too polite to tell me that they were rather tired of me and wished I'd quietly leave? I'll never know, but I'll always wonder. And I'll miss them more than I can possibly express in words.



    Another friend, a girl named Courtney whom I have known now for 5 years, abruptly cut me off, dropping me on Facebook and even blocking me. It seems that we have a mutual friend, a guy I've known since college. His mother, a militant misandric feminist, was my advisor in the College of Science at the university where I earned my degree. His younger sister, a violent sex-offender and even bigger misandric sexist than his mother, graduated high school with me. He's older than I am and on occasion several of us harass him for being 'the world's oldest bachelor.' Well, growing up in a household with a dead father and 2 man-hating feminists can sometimes do that to a man, so we don't really blame him for his problems maintaining a relationship with women. But we do embarass him every once in awhile. Anyway, this time I embarassed him in front of this girl we both know when I called him the world's oldest bachelor. He's sensitive about age, as I discovered. He was unusually quiet and later took her aside and slammed me. He denies he said anything mean, but clearly whatever he didn't say was so extreme that she promptly dropped and blocked me, not even bothering to speak to me. I have no idea what he said, or rather didn't say, because you know he insists he said nothing. The problem is, he's not very good at lying, while I am very good at detecting when people are lying. The combination makes for interesting conversations. Not that we'll be having any more of those any time soon. With friends like these ...

    He's a brand new deacon at the local Baptist Church, by the way. BooYA!

    A third party in this triangle of love, old age, and the internet, is The Girlie, the girl I have been advising on her love life for a year and a half now. She's best friends with Courtney. When I mentioned the whole incident to her she was baffled. She did admit that Courtney is rather humorless, like My Deacon Friend, and prone to extreme reactions and poor choices in relationships. In other words, she tends to prefer guys who treat her like shit. So My Deacon Friend is a perfect buddy for her, I suppose. I had on rare occasions offered a select few words of advice to Courtney on some of the failed relationships she had mentioned to me in the past. She wasn't receptive, though, and continues to pick high testosterone boyfriends with low opinions of her who gladly 'do her' until the next hottie comes along, at which point she's dumped.




    I'm behind at work. Being sick doesn't help speed things along. Also, being distracted by socializing doesn't help much either. My blog is getting in my way. Its future is uncertain, as is my own. I'm not sure if I can continue or even want to. I'm sure the next four years will provide me with endless entertaining topics to discuss, but I'm not sure that I have the energy. Also, the Democrats, now in complete control of all branches of our government, are moving to pass an old law, already declared Unconstitutional by the Supreme Court, which will make it impossible for anyone in the United States with a non-leftist view to speak or be heard on the airwaves or internet. If they do this, Google will be forced to shut down my blog, as well as most of yours, without giving me a chance to say 'goodbye'. I'd hate for that to happen. But such is the price of change for change's sake sometimes. We'll see how this goes.


    Normally I'd be pulling out funky news stories right about now, and commenting on the stupidity of it all. But I just don't feel it. Maybe it's this medicine? Or maybe I'm just tired? Whatever the case, this is all I have to say for awhile.


    Not goodbye. Just a good song.

    Is Donovan McNabb a Hall of Famer?

    Last week on "Mike and Mike," Mike Golic and Mike Greenberg talked about which current NFL players are locks for the Hall of Fame...their "crack" staff came up with a list for each position...today we will look at the quarterback and running back positions...

    Quarterback
    Brett Favre - he is a lock despite being an asshole the last 3 years...he is a first ballot lock - LOCK

    Tom Brady - a Super Bowl record of 3-1, 2-time Super Bowl MVP, League MVP...even if he doesn't throw another pass, Brady is in on his first ballot - LOCK

    Peyton Manning - barring injury, Manning should hold every quarterback record when he retires...he is 1-0 in Super Bowls; Super Bowl MVP; 3-time League MVP...first ballot - LOCK

    Kurt Warner (photo) - before this season Warner was going to fall into that just missed catergory...but after a resurgence and leading the Cardinals to the Big Show, Warner is in...he is 1-1 in Super Bowls; Super Bowl MVP; 2-time League MVP...first ballot - LOCK

    Donovan McNabb - McNabb is interesting...some will hold it against him that he was 1-4 in NFC Championship Games...he has thrown for 194 TDs and almost 30,000 yards...in his prime he was a dual threat at running and throwning the ball...is a 5-time Pro Bowl Selection...McNabb will not make it on his first, second, nor third ballot...he will have a problem getting in at first, but after about five or six years, I believe he will be in the Hall - WILL MAKE IT AFTER A WAIT

    Running back
    LaDainian Tomlinson
    - it seems just like yesterday he racked up 30 TDs, now there is talk that his better days are behind him...he has rushed for 11,760 yards and 141 overall TDs...he was the League MVP...last week on The Dan Patrick Show, McLuvin mentioned an interesting point that many of LT's TDs were of the 1-yard variety and that his TD numbers are a little deceiving...no matter how far out he scored, LT will be in Canton...but I could see him not making it on his first try because of his recent injuries during the playoffs...some writers will hold that against him - CANTON BOUND

    Edgerrin James - just like Warner, Edge was a borderline Hall of Famer...but after helping the Cards to the Super Bowl, he will eventually make it to Canton...I don't see him being a first ballot lock, but he makes it...through this season he has rushed for 12,121 and 91 overall TDS - second ballot - LOCK

    Shaun Alexander - Alexander has had a weird career...he was never really appreciated because he played up in the Northwest...he was the League MVP in 2005 when he had that monster season...he was a 3-time Pro Bowl selection and helped Seattle make the Super Bowl...but I would not vote Alexander in because of the Ottis Anderson Syndrome...if Alexander makes it, then Anderson has to be inducted too...Alexander has rushed for 9,453 and 112 overall TDs...Anderson finished with 10,273 yards rushing and 86 overall TDs...he was a Super Bowl MVP; 2-time Pro Bowl selection; NFL Offensive Rookie of the Year; and NFL Comeback Player of the Year...Alexander was a beast for about a 3-year period, but that is not enough in my book to put him in Canton - NO WAY

    Fred Taylor - Taylor is one of those running back who have good numbers, but that is all...he has 11,271 yards rushing and 70 overall TDs...the early part of his carer was marred by injuries...his best season came in 2003 when he ran for 1,572 yards...Taylor was always underappreciated...he has had a good career, but he never has done anything to stand out...he was never a true difference maker...sorry - NO WAY

    Warrick Dunn (photo) - thru a 12-year career, Dunn has rushed for 10,987 yards...he has compiled 15,306 yards rushing and receiving for an overall total of 64 TDs...he is a 3-time Pro Bowl selection and was the Offensive Rookie of the Year...he is also one of the greatest human beings off the field...but despite those numbers, he has never stood out and was not a differenc maker - NO WAY

    Jamal Lewis - Lewis falls into the Roger Maris category...Maris had two monster seasons, but will never make the Baseball Hall...ditto for Lewis...plus, Lewis' off the field problems will hurt him - NO WAY

    Monday, January 19, 2009

    Anquan Boldin is an asshole

    We all know the horrific hit that Arizona wide receiver Anquan Boldin took earlier this year when the Cardinals played the Jets...his toughness and love of the game is not questioned...but do not let that devasting play cloud your overall opinion of Boldin...let's face the facts, Anquan Boldin is a turd...he is an asshole...he is a selfish douche bag...

    Boldin is ticked off because he was not used during the winning drive that put his team into the Super Bowl...once again, Boldin is just another high priced arrogant professional athlete who only knows the words "me, myself, and I"...

    Once the game ended, the two-time Pro Bowl selection left the field quickly without celebrating. According to one postgame account, which he disputed, Boldin was seen leaving the locker room via a back door.

    "I didn't leave through a back door. I tried to get in and out as quickly as possible to beat the media," he said. "I didn't want the story line to be me and Todd getting into it."
    ...

    If this was Terrell Owens, the national media would be crucifying him...but because this is Anquan Boldin, the media spotlight is not burning as bright on a player who is just as self-centered as Owens...
  • ESPN
  • Sunday, January 18, 2009

    Thoughts from My Ass

    I need to write a new post, but I'm sick and don't feel terribly inspired. There are plenty of things I could write about, but I don't feel much like writing about any of them. I'm not sure why. Anyway, I guess I'm going to write about things I don't feel inspired to write about, things I couldn't care less about. For example ...

    Obama's giant, most-expensive-ever, inauguration.


    Ka-Ching!

    I've been aware for quite some time that moron ex-hippies from the baby boomer generation think that if a man is black, he must be noble and good and better than you. Also, if he's gay or an American Indian or a Middle Eastern terrorist or homeless. Anyway, to the ex-hippies of the Woodstock generation, being a black man gives you an instant free pass. You can spout off all the stupidity and racism you want and they'll applaud you for it.

    Still, why so much hoopla over the inaguration of Obama? He hasn't done anything of note, other than being right smack in the middle of the sub-prime mortage crisis that robbed the entire world in one fell swoop, that is. I mean, I know people tend to love a Bonnie and Clyde type, a criminal who gets away with the cash in a blaze of gunfire and glory, but the fact is there wasn't any gunfire and glory. So what's the deal here?

    Is it because he's half-black? Is that all it is? Because it sure as hell looks that way to me, and I can't help but think that if this is why so many people are swooning over this Chicago mafia politician, then they're all racists. And I mean that with all my heart. If you think a man is better suited to lead because he's blacker than you are then you are a racist. If your sole reason for being excited about Barack Obama becoming president is the color of his skin, then you, sir or madam, are a flaming bigoted racist. Yes sir, it's true.

    I say this because, first of all, anyone who doesn't like him is automatically accused of racism. And secondly, because no one raising their hands and chanting "Amen, brother Obama, Amen and praise Jesus" has produced one single example of something worthwhile that Obama has done to explain their trust in him. The man was in the Senate for all of 4 years and this is the sum total of his entire career. So what did he do in those 4 years? What groundbreaking legislation did he sponsor? What leadership role did he play?

    None. Zip. Zero. Zilch.

    Before I go on, let me point out that liking him or having voted for him is not the same thing as swooning over him or going to his inaguaration and peeing yourself with excitement over him. There's a difference and I am fully aware of that.

    Now, getting back to the point, having grown up in several big Baptist churches, I've seen my share of charismatic flim-flam men who come into town, whip the old ladies into an orgasmic frenzy of "hallelujah"s with empty rhetoric and an even emptier suit, and then disappeared with wads of cash. Also, whenever anyone wants to run for the position of City Prosecutor, he always makes a sudden appearence at the largest and most influential Baptist church in town, where he shakes lots of hands and smiles at lots of easily influenced old ladies. He suddenly 'finds Jesus' just long enough to get elected, after which he is never seen in church again. So when I say I am familiar with bullshitters I want you to know that I mean it. And Obama, with his sing-song speeches that point out supposed problems and yet never seem to offer any concrete solutions of any kind, he's a bullshitter.

    Yes, it's true. And the worst part is, he's not even that good at it. I've seen better many times over. But he's black, you see, or half-black. And he talks extremely white. And he wears a massively expensive suit. Women just eat that shit up. So every time he cat-walks up onstage to bullshit an audience with a very white voice, the women are all swooning and soaking their panties before he even opens his mouth. And when he speaks, saying absolutely nothing, they swoon over his deep voice and the melodic way he bounces his words around.

    I realize that his hand-picked opponent, John McCain, was his exact opposite, a poor speaker with zero charisma and a penchant for lousy, cheap suits. I know that in an Oprah Winfrey Nation like America has become, there was no way in hell that a faded old flag-waver like John McCain was ever going to beat a Southern Baptist televangelist like Barack Obama. It didn't make one bit of difference what either of them actually said in their speeches. It didn't make one bit of difference if one of them is tied to hate groups who promote racism. In fact, it wouldn't have made any difference if Obama had punched his wife dead in the face on national television and told her to get in the kitchen and bake him some pie. The women would still swoon over him and vote for him in record numbers. And somehow his punching of his wife would be twisted around and spun in such a way as to portray it as manly and macho and good. You know it would.

    Just like it did when Paula Jones filed suit against President Bill Clinton for sexual harassment and all the feminist hate groups suddenly didn't have a problem with blatant sexual harassment. No, they defended him and said they LOVE a good sexual harassment.

    Still, all these people talking about how 'historic' this particular inaguration is just makes me wonder if everyone has forgotten that Bill Clinton was already decreed the "first black president" by the black political lobby some 8 years ago. You can't take that back. What's done is done. Clinton was the first black president. Obama is just the first president with a black wife.



    Get in the kitchen and bake me some pie!

    Jennifer Lopez and her husband, Whatshisface, are apparently having huge fights. According to the grocery store tabloids, they are getting physical now.

    Wasn't Jennifer Lopez in some misandric film where her ex-husband stalked her and abused her so she studied Krav Maga and murdered him? So what's the problem here? Clearly she's not in any danger. If anyone is, it's him. He has no chance in a fight against her, plus not having any legal rights or protections either. He's doubly screwed. If she's beating him, no matter what he does or doesn't do, he's going to prison for it. So there really isn't much to say about this, is there? Is there just so little going on, what with the world in a gigantic financial crisis and the governor of Illinois being impeached and all, that there is nothing better to talk about? Really? J Lo?

    Who cares?


    Madonna and Guy Ritchie divorce turns ug ... ZZZZZ. Oh sorry, did I doze off? I guess it's because I DON'T CARE.


    Sean Penn makes film about gay political activist named Harvey Milk. The film is guaranteed to win tons of awards for being so uber politically correct, and yet not be seen by anyone because it's not about anything that anyone really wants to see, much like most of the movies coming out of Hollywood these days.


    Israel is fighting with Hezbolla in Gaza and people are dying.

    Really? Doesn't this shit happen like every other day? Why are we suddenly going gung ho against Israel for shooting at terrorists when this shit is happening all the time? Is there nothing else? No financial crisis sweeping the globe? No "first half-black president with hugely expensive inauguration" or anything? I can't even try to care here.



    Holy Mother of God!

    A fashion designer in Chile has dressed up some of his models as the Virgin Mary. Some of his models are not wearing a lot of clothes and some of them have some serious tits. So Catholics are upset. I understand that if someone attacks your faith you have a right and even an obligation to be offended, but I don't see what the offense is here. How do we know if Mary was busty or not? She might have been stacked like a brick shithouse. Granted, history indicates she was probably between 12 and 14 years of age at the time Jesus was born, but even so, there have been cases of girls younger than that developing bodies that would make Hugh Hefner blush. It's possible. What's all the hubub, bub?


    Russia cuts off flow of natural gas to Ukraine and Europe, accusing the Ukraine of ... blah blah blah. Who gives a shit what Russia accuses the Ukraine of doing? You know it's bullshit because it came from Russia. Remember Russia? They're the same country that tried to murder the president of Ukraine by poisoning him. He still has the scarred face to prove it. Any time Russia fucks with anyone they always follow up their attacks with a lot of accusations. It's the standard behavior of a sociopath. To me, all their accusations are just like a distant barking dog. I might shoot him or I might just roll over and go back to sleep.


    Yes, yes, I know. Somewhere in all of this is something that you do care about. And you probably think that I should, too. But I just don't. I can't. I don't know how to explain why. I just don't. It's after midnight, it's Monday, and I've been sick all weekend. I don't care about much of any of the shit I'm seeing in the news lately. The shit I care about is mostly not being reported or talked about with any real attempt to make it clear. The shit I care about is being quickly hidden behind a giant inauguration, a bunch of misdirection, and a quick as lightning impeachment. Oh, and there's a stolen election in Minnesota affecting the U.S. Senate to talk about, too, but you won't be hearing about it. Nope. I mean, how could that possibly matter?


    Mister Soros bought me a Senate seat!


    The latest on the NFL new coaches and GM

    Steve Spagnuolo - St. Louis Rams
    Bernie Miklasz of the St. Louis Dispatch writes he happy with the choice of Spags as the new Rams coach... "But “Spags” certainly has established credentials that are worthy of this opportunity." ...
  • Bernie Miklasz


  • Bryan Burwell of the St. Louis Dispatch is also pleased with the hiring despite the theatrics... "If you love theatrics, you have to love the Rams, who are the only folks who can turn the simple pursuit of a new head coach into a brilliant Hollywood whodunnit, filled with heroes and villains, mystery men and fall guys, suspense and intrigue, confusion and .... well ... more confusion followed by careening plot twists that somehow led us to — we think, we hope, we pray — a true happy ending." ...
  • Bryan Burwell


  • Scott Pioli (GM) - Kansas City
    Kent Babb of the Kansas City Star writes how the Chiefs want Scott Pioli to turn the team into the same mold of the Steelers... "The “Pittsburgh Model,” they call it; that’s the direction Chiefs chairman Clark Hunt is taking his team, and he’s charging Pioli with the details." ...
  • Frank Luksa


  • Jim Schwartz - Detroit Lions
    Carlos Monarrez of the Detroit Free Press writes about new Lions head coach Jim Schwartz and his work ethic... "As determined as he was on the field, Schwartz also distinguished himself intellectually. He graduated near the top of his class and was named the top student in English and social studies." ...
  • Carlos Monarrez


  • Raheem Morris - Tampa Bay Buccaneers
    Joey Johnson of the Tampa Tribune writes that new Bucs head coach Raheem Morris stands out... "Morris might be considered the most famous alumnus of Irvington (N.J.) High School - were it not for a couple of former students named Jerry Lewis and Queen Latifah." ...
  • Joey Johnston


  • Josh McDaniel - Denver Broncos
    Woody Paige of the Denver Post writes that Denver owner Pat Bowlen put his neck on the line by hiring the 32-year-old McDaniel... "He will be denounced in halves throughout Broncountry and the nation for naming McDaniels as coach — because of his lack of background as a head coach (and even as any kind of coach) and because Belichick's assistants (Romeo Crennel, Charlie Weis and Eric Mangini) have not succeeded elsewhere and because of McDaniels' youth and because the Broncos need defense, not D-offense." ......
  • Woody Paige
  • Thursday, January 15, 2009

    Bryce Brown - the new number 1 player in the nation

    On January 13th, Rivals.com updated their Top 100 high school players...the following is the list of the top 30 and where they have verbally committed to..

    1. Bryce Brown, rb, Wichita, Kansas - Miami (Fla)
    2. Rueben Randle, wr, Bastrop, Louisiana - Alabama, LSU, Oklahoma, Notre Dame
    3. D.J. Fluker, ol, Foley, Alabama - Alabama (photo, right)
    4. Sheldon Richardson, dt, St. Louis, Missouri - Missouri
    5. Matt Barkley, qb, Santa Ana, California - Southern Cal
    6. Trent Richardson, rb, Pensacola, Florida - Alabama
    7. Russell Shepard, qb, Houston, Texas - LSU
    8. Devon Kennard, de, Phoenix, Arizona - Arizona State, Cal, Southern Cal, Texas
    9. Vontaze Burfict, lb, Corona, California - Southern Cal
    10. Jelani Jenkins, lb, Olney, Maryland - Florida, Penn State

    11. Dre Kirkpatrick, db, Gadsden, Alabama - Alabama, Clemson, Florida, Texas
    12. Mani Te'o, lb, Honolulu, Hawaii - BYU, Southern Cal, Stanford, Notre Dame, UCLA
    13. Ray Ray Armstrong, ath, Sanford, Florida - Miami (Fla)
    14. Alex Okafor, de, Pflugerville, Texas - Texas (photo, right)
    15. Jacobbi McDaniel, dt, Greenville, Florida - Florida State
    16. Donte Moss, de, Jacksonville, North Carolina - North Carolina
    17. Janzen Jackson, db, Lake Charles, Louisiana - LSU
    18. Garrett Gilbert, qb, Austin, Texas - Texas
    19. Patrick Hall, ath, Ventura, California - Southern Cal
    20. Craig Loston, db, Aldine, Texas - LSU

    21. Andre Debose, ath, Sanford, Florida - Florida
    22. Christine Michael, rb, Beaumont, Texas - Texas A&M
    23. Gary Brown, dt, Quincy, Florida - Florida
    24. Darius Winston, db, West Helena, Arkansas - Arkansas (photo, right)
    25. Chris Davenport, dt, Mansfield, Louisiana - LSU
    26. William Campbell, dt, Detroit, Michigan - Michigan
    27. Greg Reid, ath, Valdosta, Georgia - Florida, Florida State, Georgia, Mississippi State
    28. Branden Smith, db, Atlanta, Georgia - Georgia
    29. Mason Walters, ol, Wolfforth, Texas - Texas
    30. T.J. McDonald, db, Fresno, California - Southern Cal

    Wednesday, January 14, 2009

    Goodbye Ricardo Montalban (Nov 25, 1920 - Jan. 14, 2009

    Ricardo Gonzalo Pedro Montalbán Merino died on Wednesday...during the late 1970s, he was the spokesperson in automobile advertisements for the Chrysler Cordoba (in which he famously extols the "Corinthian leather" used for its interior)...from 1977 to 1984 he starred as Mr. Roarke in the television series Fantasy Island...he also played the villainous Khan Noonien Singh in both the 1967 "Space Seed" episode of the first season of the original Star Trek series, and the 1982 film Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan...


    Flo the Progressive Car Girl meets Santa

    Bullet Bob Hayes would lead my Class of 2009

    If I were fortunate enough to be a part of the selection process, here are the people who would have my support to be part of the 2009 Hall of Fame Class...

    1. Bob Hayes, wide receiver - before selecting any other candidate, the injustice of Bullet Bob Hayes not being in the Hall of Fame needs to be rectified immediately...

    Hayes was close to being inducted in 2004, but was denied the opportunity...the decision was marred by controversy, with many claiming that the Hall of Fame Senior Selection Committee had a bias against members of the Dallas Cowboys...others believe Hayes' longstanding problems with drug abuse hurt his chances...because of this, long-time Sports Illustrated writer Paul Zimmerman resigned from the Selection Committee in protest of the decision to leave Hayes out of the Hall...

    Hayes for a two sport star...he won the 100 meters at the 1964 Olympics in Tokyo...he then went on to star for the Dallas Cowboys where he held all the team's receiving records for many years...he was named to the Pro Bowl three times and All Pro four times...he helped Dallas win five Eastern Conference titles, two NFC titles, played in two Super Bowls, and was instrumental in Dallas' first ever Super Bowl victory...making Hayes the only person so far to win both an Olympic gold medal and a Super Bowl ring...

    2. Bruce Smith, defensive end - Smith is probably the easiest choice of the 17 finalists...he was a force at DE and was the anchor for those great Buffalo teams that went to four consecutive Super Bowls...

    3. Rod Woodson, cornerback/safety - Woodson was a hybrid player in the secondary...he was an All-Pro at both corner and safety who always had a knack for making big plays...in his younger days, he was also a good punt returner...Woodson played for four teams, but his glory years were with the Pittsburgh Steelers...therefore, she should go in as a Steeler...

    4. Russ Grimm, guard - it seems like Grimm is always a finalist who falls short...he was the best pulling guard in the game during the Redskins heyday of the 1980s...he opened holes for Riggins, Byner, Smith, Rogers, etc...

    5. Ralph Wilson, owner - Wilson (photo, left) was one of the founding fathers of the AFL...he has owned the Bills since 1960...he proved that professional football could flourish in a "small market" city like Buffalo...it would be a fitting tribute to honor Wilson, who is 90-years-old, while he is still living instead of posthumously in years to come...

    6. Richard Dent, defensive end - Dent was the best pure pass rusher in the game during the mid-to-late 80s...Dent does not have the gaudy stats of Bruce Smith, but he often forced offenses to double team him...like Woodson, Dent played for four difference teams, but his prime years were with the Chicago Bears...

    Tuesday, January 13, 2009

    Progressive Insurance Girl - Stephanie Courtney aka Flo has become a babe

    She is hard to ignore because of her bubbly personality and neon make-up...all us sports fans have seen her during commercials of late...but who really is Flo, the Progressive Insurance Girl?...oddly enough, she has gained a cult following of men who think she is hot...and in a weird way, I agree...well, here is the answer to who she really is...this piece appeared in the Austin American Statesman...

    By Chris Garcia
    AMERICAN-STATESMAN STAFF
    Monday, October 20, 2008


    She's bubbly and beaming, high-volume, with a flip of dark hair and a face like a lollipop. She irks as she endears, bemuses as she bewitches. She's a bundle of energetic contradictions, bursting here, retracting there. Her expressions blink and change like a neon sign. Her eyes are popping globes. And she just sold you a bunch of car insurance.

    Flo is her name. She's the spokeswoman for Progressive Auto Insurance, lighting up televisions in a series of commercials in which her perky cashier pitches the money-saving merits of Progressive to customers. She works in a sterile, all-white big-box store, and her florid makeup stands out like paint spilled in snow.

    First she caught our eye; now she's snatched our heart. Viewers are smitten. They're crushin'. They want to know: Who's that girl?

    From a recent blog at HoustonPress.com, with the headline "The Cult of the Progressive Car Insurance Chick":

    "Am I the only one completely and totally enamored of the woman in the television ads for Progressive car insurance? You know, the ones starring that babelicious brunette named Flo with her 'tricked-out name tag' and her '60s style eye makeup and her kissable red, red lips?"

    No, sir, you are not. There's more where that mash-note came from, out there in the blogosphere's infinite confessional space: "She's hot." "She's weird but, God, she's fine!" Others have naughtier ideas that they're perfectly comfortable sharing with the world, even if we can't d
    o so here.

    "It's so weird," says Stephanie Courtney, the actress who plays Flo.

    We spoke to Courtney because we had to. We had to know if she was real or just a cartoon character. If she was at all like the effervescent Flo. If she really wore that much make-up and, hey, who does your hair?

    Courtney, 38, has been playing Flo for about a year, and was recently signed to do 12 more Progressive ads. Which makes her the face and voice of Progressive, a peer of the Geico gecko (do they ever hang out, compare rates?) and the Verizon guy. She follows in a heady tradition of corporate mascots, from Palmolive's Madge to Tony the Tiger.

    It's been quite a ride for Courtney, a senior member of famed Los Angeles improv troupe the Groundlings. (Courtney and the group performed in September during the Out of Bounds Improv Sketch Comedy Festival in Austin.)

    It began with a simple audition for a commercial last fall. She showed up in a polo shirt and ponytail. She did some improvisation.

    "They wanted someone with a lot of personality," Courtney says by phone from her Los Angeles home.

    They liked her and signed her.

    Then, the look. That look.

    They cut her hair, gave her bangs. They subjected her to two hours of hair and make-up.

    "They tease my hair, spray it and stick the headband in it," Courtney explains.

    "And the makeup is like painting a portrait on my face," she says, laughing. "It's insane. It totally changes things on my face. It's like having a mask on."

    One of Flo's best-known lines is: "Wow! I say it louder." (You had to be there.)

    Courtney has popped up in the movies "The Heartbreak Kid" and "Blades of Glory," and was one of four leads in the smart adult comedy "Melvin Goes to Dinner," which won the audience award at South by Southwest in 2003. She also has a recurring role as a gossipy switchboard operator on the hit show "Mad Men." And you can see her doing yoga in a new Glade commercial.

    How much is Courtney like flamboyant Flo?

    "It's me at my silliest," she says. "You start off with a script, but at the end they usually let me put a little zinger in there. We put a little mustard on it. That's when it gets fun.

    "Flo could be one of my improv characters, always on and sort of cracked in a weird way."

    But who is Flo? What is she? People wonder ...

    Like this blogger: "Is it her fabulous comic timing, her over-the-top facial expressions, her cute-as-a-button retro flip? Or is it the slight hint of a bad girl that lies just under the surface? The promise of a tattoo under that checkout girl uniform? The possibility of a motorcycle parked out back?"

    Her character has been compared to a vintage Vargas pin-up girl, '50s burlesque dancer Betty Page and, adds Courtney, a "fetish chick."

    "I don't know what it is," she says. "The way I play her, she's pretty much the most asexual thing on TV right now. I think the Geico lizard puts out more sexual vibes than Flo does. But I do think the cavemen are totally crushable."

    Though Courtney is engaged to a sixth-grade teacher, Flo appears alluringly single. So pine away, in the same brunette-crush way you did with Mary Ann on "Gilligan's Island" and Velma on "Scooby-Doo."

    Because things couldn't get much stranger than they already are for Courtney. Top this: People are dressing up as Flo for Halloween.

    "That makes me so happy. But I do have to warn them that it takes two hours in hair and make-up," she says. "I wish them luck."


    Australia Offers Ultimate Job



    SYDNEY (AFP) – An Australian state has launched a global search for candidates for "the best job in the world" -- earning a top salary for lazing around a beautiful tropical island for six months.

    The job pays 150,000 Australian dollars (105,000 US dollars) and includes free airfares from the successful applicant's home country to Hamilton Island on the Great Barrier Reef, Queensland's state government announced on Tuesday.

    In return, the "island caretaker" will be expected to stroll the white sands, soak up the sun, snorkel the reef, "maybe clean the pool" -- and report to a global audience via weekly blogs, photo diaries and video updates.

    The winner, who will stay rent-free in a multi-million dollar three-bedroom beach home complete with plunge pool and golf buggy, must be an excellent communicator and be able to speak and write English.

    "They'll also have to talk to media from time to time about what they're doing so they can't be too shy and they'll have to love the sea, the sun, the outdoors," said acting state Premier Paul Lucas.

    "The fact that they will be paid to explore the islands of the Great Barrier Reef, swim, snorkel and generally live the Queensland lifestyle makes this undoubtedly the best job in the world."

    Lucas said the campaign was part of a drive to protect the state's 18 billion Australian dollar a year tourism industry during the tough economic climate caused by the global financial meltdown.

    While the campaign has elements of some reality television shows, a candidate's looks will not be a prime requirement, Tourism Queensland chief executive Anthony Hayes told AFP.

    "No, I don't think beautiful is what we want, I think charismatic is what we want," he said. "The reality is we are looking for a fantastic communicator.

    "What we want this person to do is travel throughout the Great Barrier Reef and just try every experience, every adventure they can find and report back via blogs and video to tell the world why Queensland is a great place to come for a holiday."

    Tourism Minister Desley Boyle said some people might question whether it was risky to let an unknown person become an unofficial tourism spokesperson for the state.

    "I think the biggest risk will be that the successful candidate won't want to go home at the end of the six months," she said.

    "This is a legitimate job which is open to anyone and everyone."

    Applications are open until February 22. Eleven shortlisted candidates will be flown to Hamilton Island in early May for the final selection process and the six month contract will commence on July 1.

    Job-seekers can apply on Islandreefjob.com


    I have been trying all morning to get this URL to open. You know I'm applying for this job! And never going home again if I get it.


    Demand for "best job in the world" crashes website




    Wed Jan 14, 11:34 am ET Reuters – Islandreefjob.com is show in this screengrab taken January 14, 2009. (Islandreefjob.com/Reuters) SYDNEY (Reuters) – The chance to be the caretaker of a tiny tropical island in Australia has sparked so much interest around the world that a rush of applications crashed the website advertising the post.

    The job, which offers a salary of $105,000 to spend six months on the Great Barrier Reef island of Hamilton, has been inundated with hundreds of thousands of prospective candidates.

    An official from the state of Queensland, which is offering the position, said the job was created as an antidote to the global economic slump and was being advertised in 18 countries including the United States and China.

    Local media said technicians had to restore the website (www.islandreefjob.com) after it could not cope with the volume of interest and crashed for several hours. Some sections are still not up and running.

    Duties for the so-called "best job in the world" include feeding ocean fish, cleaning a pool and collecting deliveries of mail that arrive by plane.

    The successful candidate will have to go scuba diving, snorkeling and hiking and enjoy at least 25 nearby island resorts. Thrown in is a luxury three-bedroom home and transportation to and from the island.

    No skills, nor experience is needed, and there is no age requirement. The job starts in July.

    (Writing by Miral Fahmy, editing by Dean Yates)

    Who should make the Pro Football Hall of Fame Class of 2009?

    Last week, the Pro Football Hall of Fame announced the 17 finalists for the 2009 enshrinement...listed alphabetically, the 17 finalists with their positions, teams, and years active follow:

    Cris Carter – Wide Receiver – 1987-89 Philadelphia Eagles, 1990-2001 Minnesota Vikings, 2002 Miami Dolphins
    Dermontti Dawson – Center – 1988-2000 Pittsburgh Steelers
    Richard Dent – Defensive End – 1983-1993, 1995 Chicago Bears, 1994 San Francisco 49ers, 1996 Indianapolis Colts, 1997 Philadelphia Eagles
    Russ Grimm – Guard – 1981-1991 Washington Redskins
    Bob Hayes – Wide Receiver – 1965-1974 Dallas Cowboys, 1975 San Francisco 49ers
    Claude Humphrey – Defensive End – 1968-1978 Atlanta Falcons, 1979-1981 Philadelphia Eagles
    Cortez Kennedy – Defensive Tackle – 1990-2000 Seattle Seahawks
    Bob Kuechenberg – Guard – 1970-1984 Miami Dolphins
    Randall McDaniel – Guard – 1988-1999 Minnesota Vikings, 2000-01 Tampa Bay Buccaneers
    John Randle – Defensive Tackle – 1990-2000 Minnesota Vikings, 2001-03 Seattle Seahawks
    Andre Reed – Wide Receiver – 1985-1999 Buffalo Bills, 2000 Washington Redskins
    Shannon Sharpe – Tight End – 1990-99, 2002-03 Denver Broncos, 2000-01 Baltimore Ravens
    Bruce Smith – Defensive End – 1985-1999 Buffalo Bills, 2000-03 Washington Redskins
    Paul Tagliabue – Commissioner – 1989-2006 National Football League
    Derrick Thomas – Linebacker – 1989-1999 Kansas City Chiefs
    Ralph Wilson – Team Founder/Owner – 1960-Present Buffalo Bills
    Rod Woodson – Cornerback/Safety – 1987-1996 Pittsburgh Steelers, 1997 San Francisco 49ers, 1998-2001 Baltimore Ravens, 2002-03 Oakland Raiders

    Four first-year eligible players, John Randle, Shannon Sharpe, Bruce Smith, and Rod Woodson, are among the 17 finalists who will be considered for election to the Pro Football Hall of Fame when the Hall’s Board of Selectors meets in Tampa, Florida on Saturday, January 31, 2009...

    Joining the four first-year eligible players, are nine other modern-era players, two contributors and two players nominated earlier by the Hall of Fame’s Senior Committee.

    The contributor finalists are former National Football League Commissioner Paul Tagliabue and Buffalo Bills founder/owner Ralph Wilson, Jr. The Senior Committee nominees, announced in August 2008, are former Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Bob Hayes and former Atlanta Falcons defensive end Claude Humphrey. The other modern-era player finalists include wide receiver Cris Carter; center Dermontti Dawson; defensive end Richard Dent; guard Russ Grimm; defensive tackle Cortez Kennedy; guard Bob Kuechenberg; guard Randall McDaniel; wide receiver Andre Reed; and linebacker Derrick Thomas.

    Hayes and Humphrey were selected as senior candidates by the Hall of Fame’s Seniors Committee at their August 2008 meeting. The Seniors Committee reviews the qualifications of those players whose careers took place more than 25 years ago. The remaining 15 modern-era finalists were determined by a vote of the Hall’s 44-member Board of Selectors from a list of 133 preliminary nominees that earlier was reduced to a list of 25 semifinalists. To be eligible for election, modern-era players and coaches must be retired at least five years while a contributor need not be retired.

    At the 2009 election meeting, the selectors will thoroughly discuss the careers of each finalist before narrowing the field to seven candidates (two senior and five modern-era). At least four candidates must be elected but the total class cannot number more than seven.

    If you were on the committee, who would you select for the 2009 class?...leave your thoughts in the comments section...remember, you can only select between 4-7...I will present my selections tomorrow...