Little Kylie
Little Kylie was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the class.
One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.
"Tell me Kylie, who created the universe?"
When Kylie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty!" shouted Kylie
The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class.
A little later the Nun asked Kylie,
"Who is our Lord and Savior?"
But Kylie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.
"Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Kylie
And the Nun once again said, "Very good," and Kylie fell back asleep.
The Nun asked her a third question ...
"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Kylie jumped up and shouted,
"If you stick that damn thing in me one more time , I'll break it in half!"
The nun fainted
And now for something ... um .. wtf ...
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