Friday, December 31, 2010

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Free SMS For 2011


  • Years come n go,but this year I specially wish


Years come n go,but this year I specially
wish 4 u a double dose of health n
happiness topped with loads of good
fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!




  • Lets welcome the year


Lets welcome the year which is fresh
and new,Lets cherish each moment it
beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful
Newyear.




  • New is the year,


New is the year, new are the hopes
and the aspirations, new is the
resolution, new are the spirits
and forever my warm wishes are for
u.Have a promising and fulfilling
new year.




  • Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,


Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"




  • May The Year 2011 Bring for You....


May The Year 2011 Bring for You....
Happiness,Success and filled with
Peace,Hope & Togetherness of your
Family & Friends....Wishing You
a...*HAPPY NEW YEAR*




  • NEW YEAR 2011


W
Y
H

WI
YO
HA

WIS
YOU
HAP

WISH
YOU A
HAPPY

***************
*NEW YEAR 2011*
***************




  • Great,Prosperous,Blissful


Wish You A...Great, Prosperous,
Blissful, Healthy, Bright,
Delightful, Mind Blowing,
Energetic, Terrific & Extremely
 ...HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011.




  • With all the Rose's Perfume


With all the Rose's Perfume
& with all the lights in the
world & with all the children's
Smiles...I Wish U that ur all
dreams comes True..
*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011*




  • Nights are Dark but Days are Light,


Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don't get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*




  • Sabke Dilo mai ho sabke liye Pyar, (In Hindi)


Sabke Dilo mai ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din laye Khusiyo ka Towhar,
Es ummid ka sath aao bhulke sare Gum
New Year 2006 ko Hum Sab kare WEL-COME!




  • Bith gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye, (In Hindi)


Bith gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye,
Es Naya Saal ko Gale lagayye,
Karte hai duwa hum Rab se sar jukake...
Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aapke.
*NAYA SAAL MUBAROK*




  • I Wish in 2oo6 God gives You..


I Wish in 2oo6 God gives You...
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy...and that's all




  • Es Naye Saal ma..(In Urdu)


Es Naye Saal mai..
Jo to chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Yaar.




  • In 'The Universal Bank of God'...


In 'The Universal Bank of God'...
God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love,faith & happiness for you...
So,Enjoy spending...
Happy New Year.




  • Pura ho aapke sare Aim,(In Urdu)


Pura ho aapke sare Aim,
Sada barte rahe aap ki Fame,
Milte rahe sabse Pyar aur Dosti,
Aur mila a lot of Fun & Masti.
Wish you a..Happy New Year with
a Plenty of Peace & Prosperity.




  • Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,


Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear...
Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.





  • Love sms Memorable moment r celebrate together,


Memorable moment r celebrate together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this 2006 bring Happiness for you Dear.




  • Aj bhool jao Duniya ki sare Gum (In Hindi)


Aj bhool jao Duniya ki sare Gum,
Chalo juma ek sang Tum aur Hum,
Aao baate charo taraf  Khusia aur Pyar,
Chalo Dil khul ka boultahe...HAPPY NEW YEAR




  • Love sms New Year brings just Happiness not Tear,


New Year brings just Happiness not Tear,
Everybody loves only You Dear,
All your Problems will be Finish......
It's for You my Special NEW YEAR'S wish.




  • Love sms Aa gale lag ja mera yaar,(In Hindi)


Aa gale lag ja mera yaar,
Dado Jadu Ki Chappi do,char,
Aaise hi katjaye Zindegi without any risk
Es ummid ka sath Wish You a ......
Very HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011!




  • Love sms Porono joto Hotasha,Dukkho,Obosad,( In Bangali)


Porono joto Hotasha,Dukkho,Obosad,
Noton bochor ogoloka karok Dulissat,
Sukh,Anonda mucha jak sokol Jatona,
New Year a Sobar jonne Shuvo Kamona.
Happy New Year.




  • Love sms Noton bochor asok niya noton noton aasa (In Bangali)


Noton bochor asok niya noton noton aasa
Prithibite choriya dik sudue valobasa.
Hana hani,Vedavad sob kichu voli
Aso soba mila misa Sot potha choli.
Sobaika New Year ar Soveccha.




  • New rules of life for 2011


1. Haste Rehne ka.
2. Tension nai leneka.
3. B positive, eat positive, sleep positive
4. Mast rehneka.
5. Har problem ko solve kernay ka.
6. Friend k sath lifetime friendship account kholnay ka
7. Mujhko yaad rakhnay ka
Aur mujhey sms kertay rehnay ka.

Thursday, December 30, 2010

My New Year's Resolutions


Goodbye 2010

It's the end of 2010 and I can't say that I feel any damn emotion about it. I mean, maybe if I sit quietly and contemplate my navel for awhile I might come up with something about 2010 that stands out as meaningful and fabulous. But I don't feel like it. To be completely honest, I'm currently staying up way too late, watching a movie I don't like, and commenting on Twitter at the same time that I'm writing this. Am I a great multi-tasker? No, not really. But this is how my life is right now, so deal with it.

Alright, here they are, because I know you've been sitting there with baited breath saying to yourself, "please, Steve, hurry up and tell me what your fabulous resolutions are."


1. I resolve to be less tolerant and more confrontational to jackwads who take a giant shit in the livingroom of my life. Fuck tolerance. Tolerance is how the commies gained control of the Russian government without a shot being fired. Tolerance is how good things slowly corrode into shitty, politically correct bullshit things that the world was better off without. Tolerance is the great enabler of psychological games, manipulations and abuse.


2. I resolve to install a big-assed train horn on my 4x4 and use it as needed. And if I enjoy it as much as I think I will, I resolve to install super loud horns on every vehicle I own (I own a lot.) Hey, if you assholes can drive around with super blinding Xenon headlights that literally burn the retinas of every other driver on the road then I can blow your fucking eardrums out with the audio equivalent and rattle your windows when you drive slow in the passing lane.


3. I resolve to spend less of my valuable time waiting for computers and other electronic shit to do what I fucking told them to do and find more ways to do things that I want to do while the damn computer is churning slowly along, spinning that damn hourglass on my screen like a big target that begs to be shot and put out of its misery. In fact, this is why I tweet now, because I have loads of time to pull out my cellphone and write something witty or charming or totally obnoxious and rude while waiting for Windows to do what I told it to do on my PC. Thank God for cellphones. They give me faster internet access than my PC does, and that is just sad.


4. I resolve to never again run out of vodka, Jack Daniels and Jager because the crap on television and in the newspapers makes me want to shoot myself, and drinking keeps me sane. Or at least as close as I get to sane.


5. I resolve to watch more quality porn. Everyone else seems to see a lot more porn than I do and I don't think it's fair. I don't even know who any of the current stars of the porn world are anymore, and by 'current' I mean anyone from the past 10 years even. My life needs more porn.


6. I resolve to care less and mock more. In fact, some say I do my best mocking when I truly don't care or have simply given up all hope of any possibility of making a difference in the world.


7. I resolve to bombard Monday Night Femmeball's Mike "women and men" Tirico with more hatemail than he has ever received before in his entire life and, if I should ever meet him in person, to kick him in the groin with such force that his entire body is lifted off the ground and he lands on his face. In fact, I think I'm going to print up some T-shirts and bumperstickers that say "Mike Tirico is a cunt - throw rocks at him" and sell them at football games. He's the most hated "man" in all of American athletics, and he deserves to be. His cuntliness could very well make me rich if I work it right.


8. I resolve to sleep more. Theoretically this should be easy. There is very little worthwhile on the television and other than blogs I don't find all that much on the internet to entertain myself with anymore either. You would think I could get myself to bed earlier simply due to the lack of anything keeping me awake. Unfortunately, I also have books and magazines, and they are always ready to keep my mind churning when the TV and internet don't have anything going on. My mind is fascinated, but my body is exhausted.


9. I resolve to kick small dogs who bother me while I'm jogging and then kick their owners if they should complain about it because their stupid little yappy bitches come all the way out into the street and try to bite me every time I run past. Larger more manly dogs never do this. Pit bulls, for example, barely even bother barking at me as I run by. No, it's always the stupid annoying yappy little bitches in sweaters and pink collars with sequins that leave the confines of their yard and actually try to bite me out there in the street. I played soccer for years. Surely its no coincidence that most small dogs weigh about the same as a regulation soccerball. It's like God wants us to punt the fuckers. And I wouldn't want to defy God. I wouldn't want to waste all those years of training and practice from soccer. That would just be wrong.


10. I resolve to rid myself of false friends and other parasites. I've spent enough years of my life trying to please people, to win them over and make them like me. Fuck'em. More often than not, the people I'm the nicest to make the worse friends and the people I keep at a safe distance are the best friends of all. We see each other whenever we can find the time, whenever it works out for the both of us, and spend the rest of our time doing our own thing. Actually, that's not entirely fair. There are a very few select friends who are as close as family. Then again, if you knew my family ... Anyway, the friends who truly are friends to me, I resolve to be a friend to in return. And the rest, the people I called friend who never call me 'friend' in return, can go. And good riddance.

So there you have it. 10 New Year's resolutions from the land of Nude Memphis. I'll probably keep a few of them and break the rest before the year is even half over, but that's OK. Resolutions are made to be broken. In fact, that's going to be my resolution number 11 - I resolve to break any and all of these resolutions as I see fit.

Now, why don't you tell me your New Year's resolutions?






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