Thursday, September 30, 2010

"รอสซี" รับหืดจับบิดโมเตกิ

"เดอะด็อกเตอร์" วาเลนติโน รอสซี แชมป์โลกเวิร์ด จีพี 9 สมัย จากทีมเฟียต-ยามาฮา ยอมรับสภาพร่างกายของตัวเองยังเป็นปัญหาในการชิงชัยช่วงท้ายฤดูกาล อย่างไรก็ดีพร้อมสู้เต็มที่เพื่อพื้นที่บนโพเดียมในศึกเจแปนนิส กรังด์ปรีซ์ ที่สนามซูซูกะ สุดสัปดาห์นี้



ยอดนักบิดอิตาเลียน ทำผลไม่ค่อยเข้าเป้าเท่าใดนัก นับจากประกาศย้ายทีมไปบิดให้ดูคาติในฤดูกาลหน้าเมื่อปลายเดือนส.ค.ที่ผ่านมา โดยเจ้าตัวยอมรับว่าปัญหาเรื่องสภาพร่างกายทั้งอาการขาหัก และอาการบาดเจ็บเรื้อรังที่หัวไหล่ คืออุปสรรคของตัวเอง

โดยรอสซีเผยก่อนนำรถหมายเลข 46 ลงแข่งขันรุ่นโมโตจีพีในสุดสัปดาห์นี้ที่ญี่ปุ่นว่า "มันเป็นเรื่องของสภาพร่างกาย แม้ว่าขาของผมจะเข้าที่หลังจากประสบอุบัติเหตุที่อิตาลี แต่อาการบาดเจ็บที่ไหล่ยังคงรบกวนอยู่ตลอดเวลา ซึ่งทำให้ผมจะต้องผมกับความยากลำบากแน่นอนในการแข่งขันที่โมเตกิ แม้ผมจะเคยคว้าแชมป์ที่นี่ได้หลายครั้ง แต่ในสภาพแบบนี้คงหืดขึ้นคอแน่นอน"

ขณะที่ดาวิเด บริวิโอ ทีมบอสคู่ใจของรอสซี เผยถึงผลงานที่ตกลงไปของนักบิดหน้าทะเล้นในช่วงท้ายฤดูกาลว่า "หลายคนบอกว่าเขาหมดไฟกับยามาฮา แต่สำหรับผม วาเลนติโนเต็มร้อยในทุกๆสนาม และยังมั่นใจว่าเขาจะกลับมาชนะได้ก่อนอำลาทีมหลังจบฤดูกาล"

สำหรับศึกจักรยานยนต์ทางเรียบชิงแชมป์โลกสนามที่ 14 ของฤดูกาล 2010 มีคิวดวลความเร็วกันที่สนามทวินริง โมเตกิ ประเทศญี่ปุ่น รายการเจแปนนิส กรังด์ปรีซ์ ในวันที่ 3 ต.ค.นี้

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Aishwarya Rai without Bra


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Aishwarya Rai - Biography

Aishwarya Rai's Biography

Aishwarya Rai commonly known with her nick name Ash is one of Bollywoods leading actresse known as Queen of Bollywood. Aishwarya was born in Manglore the south indian state Karnatka on 1st Novenber 1973. Her father Krishnaraj Rai a marine engineer and mother Vrinda Rai a writer. When Ash was about 4 years old her family relocated to Mumbai city of India. Aishwarya grown up there.

Aishwarya attended number of schools there. She completed her matriculation from Arya Vidya Mandir and later attended Jai Hind College and ruparel college. Ash opted for a career in architecture and joined the Rachana Institute. By this time Aishwarya started modelling. This green-blue eyed beauty performed advertisement for many esteemed firms which brought up her in to fame.

After Aishwarya's crowining as most beautiful girl in the world(Miss World) at Sun City in 1994, she climbed steps of name and fame one after another very fastly. Aishwary's debut film a Tamil movie"Iruvar" in 1997, directed by Mani Ratnam. Her first Hindi Film was "Aur Pyar Ho Gaya" with Boby Deol. Her breakthough performance appeared in director Sanjay Leela Bansali's movie "Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam" in 1999 and awarded best actress by film fare and Zee Cine Awards. Along came 'star maker', Subhash Ghai with the offer of 'Taal' in 1999. In the same year she nominated for her special appearence in "Mohabbatein" directed by Uday Chopra. Subsequently she was nominated for best actress in "Humara Dil Aapke Paas Hain" for Filmfare Award. In the same year she performed in "kandukondain Kandukondain"

Aishwary's personal life came in focus in the year of 2000 as well she was in relation with Salman Khan. Them relations ends up in 2001. Apart from this relationship nothing much has been rumered about Aishwarys. Aishwarya was opted as a spokesmodel Longines watches in 1999. Aishwarya received a special screening for movie "Devdaas" at Cannes Film Festival.

Aishwarya was the first indian actor, who was the member of the jury at the Cannes Film Festival. Aishwarya Rai was also the first Indian Female molded into wax in "Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum" in London in 2004. Aishwarya Rai's popularity. Ash was rewarded with praise with her performance in the sumptious drama. Hollywood Actress Julia Roberts calls her "the world's most beautiful woman". Aishwarya was appeared in hollywood film "Bride and Prejudice", directed by Gurinder Chadha. Ash is set to appear in "Chaos" with Meryl Streep for French Director Coline Serreau, Roland Joffe's "Singularity" and Barton Randall's "I Know a Place" and will end the year with "Mistress of Spices" with Director Gurinder Chadha.

Aishwarya Rai's universality and media assiduity strew very rapidly all over the world. Her huge accomplishment has been on the cover of India Today and Times Magazine. Aishwarya is also in the list of top 100 Most Influential People in the World for "Times". Her personality, beauty and intelligence put her in other popular magazines in the world.

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New Sport Maserati set to unveil GranCabrio at the Frankfurt Motor Show

Just when the list of vehicles set to make their debuts at the Frankfurt Motor Show isn’t mouth-watering enough, Maserati is joining the party with the introduction of the GranCabrio.

It took a while for Maserati to finish tweaking the car – a couple of years, in fact – but the wait should be worth it. The car is expected to roll out of the production and into dealerships sometime in March of 2010. In the meantime, fans of the Italian marquee should all look forward to Frankfurt to catch the first glimpse of the GranCabrio in person.

The GranCabrio is expected to come with a more powerful engine than its predecessor, the GranTurismo S, thanks in large part to the 4.7-liter V8 engine housed under its hood, capable of producing speeds of as much as 433bhp at 7000rpm and 362lb ft at 4750rpm.

New Sport Owner picks up first purchased Lotus Evora at the factory

The first of Lotus’ latest creation, the 2010 Evora, has been delivered to one Matthew Melling of Twickenham in the U.K. and it is a Storm Titanium beauty. Along with the honor of picking the car up at the factory in Norfolk, where the Lotus team has already constructed a five month’s supply of the new hand built mid engine 2+2, Mr. Melling was presented the keys to his new car by the Director of Lotus Cars Limited, Luke Bennett, who had this to say, “It is quite an emotional time to deliver the first Lotus Evora to Mr. Melling. The whole team has worked incredibly hard to design, engineer and produce such a stunning and high performing sports car and is a great feeling… I am sure that each customer who receives their car will be delighted with their purchase.”

New Sport Steenstra Styletto is poised to take the eco-supercar world by storm

Tesla may have been a pioneer as far as zero-emission sports cars are concerned, but it doesn’t mean that there won’t be any up-and-comers determined to give Tesla some much-needed competition.

And if Tesla is looking for a rival, they have found one in Steenstra GCM. Founded by Cornelis Steenstra, a prominent auto designer and industry consultant, Steenstra is looking to dive in and take a piece out of the pie that Tesla has hogged for itself by releasing its very own zero-emission sports car.

While details surrounding this sports car, but rumors abound that the car is being billed as the first 200-mph sports car to be built in California. As the company continues to build its brand, Steenstra has nevertheless set its sight on bigger fishes than Tesla, namely the Ferraris and McLarens of the world.

Then again, that seems to be how Steenstra is wired. In his press release, he said, "I grew up with a passion for transportation and motor racing, and have always felt that people should and could enjoy driving passionate performance automobiles while still retaining their responsibility toward the environment. These are desires that can very well be enjoyed together".

New Sport Wiesmann MF5 Roadster is money well-spent


There’s something about a car that’s decked in red and white color schemes that we find oddly attractive.

Whether it’s the pearly white exterior finish or the red upholstered interior, the Wiesmann MF5 Roadster look every bit like the car all of us have been pining to have. And now that it’s been unveiled at the Frankfurt Motor Show, the craving and yearning for this car has gone through the roof.

Sure, only 55 models are set to be released and each car costs a staggering $278,000 so there’s a big chance that we’ll never get to sit behind the wheel of one.

Then again, Wiesmann only creates cars for the big boys so you should have expected the MF5 Roadster to bring it. And ‘bring it’ it does. The car’s BMW-powered 5.0-liter V10 engine, which if you must know, can rip out 507 horsepower and 520 Nm of torque, sitting under its hood is nothing short of monstrous. Likewise, the MF5 Roadster is capable of acceleration from a 0-100kmh in just a shade under 4 seconds and topping out at speeds of well over 300 kmh.

New Sport Ferrari 458 Italia online configurator

Shortly after debuting the all new 458 Italia to the world, Ferrari has launched an online configurator for their newest sports car. The web site allows you to custom tailor your berlinetta with options like metallic colors, nonmetallic colors, classic colors from the 1950s and 1960s as well as an infinite assortment of special ordered shades. New car shoppers can choose from either the standard 20 inch painted wheels or the sleeker forged sport rims.

New Sport Mitsuoka releases next-generation

After what seemed like ages, Japanese car maker Mitsuoka is finally releasing its next-generation Viewt. Now, if you’re wondering who or what Mitsuoka is, they’re a local car brand from Japan that caters only to the Japanese market. What’s unique about Mitsuoka is the fact that they build modern cars that resemble those old-time British automobiles from the 50s and the 60s.

As you can plainly see with the new Viewt, Mitsuoka is continuing on that legacy. Underneath the vintage-looking exterior is actually a production-made Nissan Micra so you can be sure that while the look is vintage, the performance is not. Mitsuoka did alter a few of the design elements of the car like the integration of the front bumpers to the front end panels.

It’s been a while since we last saw Mitsuoka grace our presence with a car so the release of the new Viewt came at just the right time.

New Sport Onuk Sazan - Turkish supercar


It seems like the world of one off super cars has just received a new member hoping for a production vehicle future. We have already seen the Spanish Spano GTA and the latest true American super car, the Devon Motorworks GTX.However this new Turkish speed machine does away with the three letter moniker and instead caries the nickname of its creator’s late offspring, much like Enzo Ferrari did with the Dino. The Onuk Sazan is in every aspect a bona fide super car, the body is made from intricately worked composite materials, each pony only has to lug around about four pounds and the asking price is a cool €200,000.
Dr. Onuk is better known for creating some of the world’s most impressive water craft, the Sazan is an homage to the Doctor’s son, Kaan who lost his life in a tragic car accident back in 1996. Sazan, as he was known by his fellow classmates, thus became the only name that Onuk could consider for his latest creation. At the moment the prototype version of the Sazan is powered by a Chevrolet Corvette Z06 sourced LS7 V8 engine that has been slightly tweaked to deliver a maximum output of 512 HP. When the new Turkish super car does indeed go into production, you can expect to see a turbocharged version of Nissan’s award winning VQ series V6 engine under the deck lid tuned to put down around 485 HP to the rear wheels. Although we don’t often hear of automobiles coming from this Eurasian region, make no mistake and don’t discount the Onuk Sazan as a world class super car.

New Sport Lee Noble announces his latest super car creation: Fenix Automotive Limited

When Lee Noble decided to make a living for himself, the highly motivated Briton decided that designing, building and selling his own brand of affordable super cars would be a good idea. A handful of speed machines later, including the original Noble M12 and even an Ultima GT-R, Mr. Noble’s high performance coach builders are hard at work coming up with the next generation of every man’s super car.

Mr. Noble has just announced his all new endeavor: Fenix Automotive Limited. With the line’s first launch scheduled for the end of 2010, Lee promises an ultra powerful mid engined V8 super car that can accelerate from 0 to 100 MPH in under 7 seconds and cost less than £75,000. According to the man himself, "Our new car will offer buyers performance and dynamics that they’d normally have to spend well over £100,000 to experience, but at a far more affordable price...It will combine simplicity, strength and agility, while its two-seat, closed body will ensure sensible levels of refinement for road use." With a new plan under his belt and a more than a quarter century experience honing his craft, we wouldn’t bet on Fenix Automotive to fail anytime soon.

New Sport Ferrari confirms new Enzo for 2012

Sergio Marchionne, CEO of Fiat SpA, has finally announced details of Fiat’s aggressive five-year plan today and, we have to admit, we are very excited about them. We are not going to prolong the information with a lot of fancy talk about the history or expectations of these new models because we don’t have to. Forget the potatoes, salads, and other side dishes, here’s the beef: a new Enzo in 2012, an open-top Spider variant of the 458 Italia due in 2011, a 458 Scuderia in 2013, a V12-powered 612 Scaglietti, a new 599, and a facelift version for the California. That’s, count ’em, six new cars before 2013. Ahhh, we love the smell of new car in the air.

The new Enzo will be powered by a direct-injection twin-turbo V8 or a direct-injection twin-turbo V6. It will also feature Ferrari’s new-generation aerodynamic technology, including ‘active aerodynamics’ that pump air out through the body to influence the way air flows over and under the skin. Details on the other models have not yet been revealed, but updates will come as soon as those details have emerged.

Not only is Ferrari working on new models, but Maserati is also currently working on a sub-Quattroporte sedan that will compete with models like the Mercedes-Benz E-Class and BMW 5 Series. Following that is this little tidbit; a new Quattroporte is also said to be in the works.

New Sport Jaguar C-Type expected to be sold for $3.7 million at auction 1952

London is already going to be seeing a beautiful Pagani Zonda R at this year’s Automobiles of London event held by RM Auctions on October 27th, but one rare vehicle isn’t enough for the auction house. In fact, the very rare 1952 Jaguar C-Type is expected to fetch even more than the Pagani; the Jaguar is expected to bring in $3.7 million. Predicting such a high return on this classic may sound a little ridiculous to some, but this vehicle has an incredible history. This 1952 Jaguar was driven by Masten Gregory, who came out victorious at the Golden Gate Nationals.

Max Girardo, Managing Director of RM Europe, said: "Specifically designed to win the Le Mans 24 hour race, the legendary C-Type Jaguar is one of the most desirable sports racing cars ever built."

The C-Type features a 210 bhp, 3,442 cc double overhead camshaft inline six-cylinder engine with two SU carburetors mated to a four-speed manual transmission. It has an independent front suspension with upper and lower wishbones, torsion bars and hydraulic dampers, live rear axle with trailing arms, a ‘double-action’ torsion bar, and a torque reaction member. The final features are the hydraulic dampers and four-wheel Lockhead hydraulic drum brakes.

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Wednesday, September 29, 2010

BMW Motorrad Concept 6. ครั้งแรกกับสุดยอดบิ๊กไบค์หัวใจ 6 สูบ

บีเอ็มดับเบิลยู ในฐานะผู้ผลิตเครื่องยนต์ 6 สูบแถวเรียง ที่ดีที่สุดในโลกรายหนึ่ง ได้สร้างชื่อเสียงให้กับรถยนต์ในรุ่นต่างๆ ทั้งในแบบซาลูน สปอร์ตคูเป้ หรือโรดสเตอร์เปิดประทุน ด้วยเครื่องยนต์ 6 สูบแถวเรียงที่เหนือชั้นมาแล้ว ในครั้งนี้บีเอ็มดับเบิลยู กำลังจะสร้างประสบการณ์ใหม่ให้กับแฟนๆ บิ๊กไบค์ ด้วยมอเตอร์ไซค์คอนเซ็ปต์ BMW Motorrad Concept 6 ที่ขับเคลื่อน ด้วยเครื่องยนต์ 6 สูบแถวเรียง เข้าสู่สายการผลิตในเร็วๆ นี้


วิศวกรของบีเอ็มดับเบิลยู ได้ออกแบบเครื่องยนต์ 6 สูบแถวเรียงใน BMW Motorrad Concept 6 ให้มีขนาดกะทัดรัด โดยอาศัยการออกแบบให้กระบอกสูบ มีขนาดกว้าง และช่วงชักยาว แต่ถูกจัดวางเรียงชิดกันกว่าปกติ อีกทั้งยังจัดวางอุปกรณ์ไฟฟ้าและอิเลคทรอนิคต่างๆ ไว้ในช่องว่างระหว่างเครื่องยนต์และระบบเกียร์ เพื่อเป็นการลดความกว้างของเครื่องยนต์ จึงทำให้เครื่องยนต์ 6 สูบนี้ มีขนาดใหญ่กว่าเครื่องยนต์ 4 สูบขนาดใหญ่เพียงเล็กน้อย และเล็กว่าเครื่องยนต์ 6 สูบทั่วไปถึง 100 มิลลิเมตร รวมทั้งใช้เทคโนโลยี Lightweight Engineering เพื่อทำให้เครื่องยนต์นี้มีน้ำหนักเบาและแข็งแกร่งในเวลาเดียวกัน

BMW Motorrad Concept 6 มีการวางตำแหน่งของลูกสูบเอียงทำมุม 55 องศา ซึ่งเป็นเทคนิคเดียวกับเครื่องยนต์ 4 สูบ ในมอเตอร์ไซค์รุ่นใหญ่ อย่าง K 1300 ช่วยในเรื่องของการกระจายน้ำหนัก และช่วยให้จุดศูนย์ถ่วงต่ำ ซึ่งเป็นปัจจัยสำคัญสำหรับมอเตอร์ไซค์แบบสปอร์ตทัวริ่ง ที่ต้องการทั้งสมรรถนะและการทรงตัวยอดเยี่ยม รวมทั้งการใช้เทคโนโลยีระบบจ่ายน้ำมันเครื่องแบบ Dry Sump ซึ่งเป็นเทคโนโลยีจากรถมอเตอร์ไซค์แข่ง เพื่อช่วยให้การหล่อลื่น เป็นไปได้อย่างมีประสิทธิภาพสูงสุดในทุกสภาพการขับขี่ นอกจากจะมีสมรรถนะความปราดเปรียว การทรงตัว และเกาะถนน ในระดับสุดยอดแล้ว ยังมีความเนียนลื่นของการปลดปล่อยพลัง อย่างที่ไม่เคยมีมาก่อน ซึ่งเป็นการยกระดับสุนทรียภาพแห่งการขับขี่ไปสู่อีกขั้น



BMW Motorrad Concept 6 สามารถผลิตกำลังสูงสุด ได้ในระดับเดียวกับเครื่องยนต์ 4 สูบความจุ 1.3 ลิตร แต่จะมีแรงบิดที่เหนือชั้นกว่า โดยสามารถผลิตแรงบิดสูงสุดถึง 130 นิวตัน-เมตรตั้งแต่รอบเครื่องยนต์เพียง 2,000 รอบ อีกทั้งยังสามารถเร่งรอบขึ้นไปแตะหลัก 9,000 รอบได้อย่างสบายๆ ในขณะเดียวกันยังมีความเหนือชั้น ในเรื่องของความประหยัดน้ำมัน และเป็นมิตรต่อสิ่งแวดล้อมด้วย โดยมาพร้อมกับระบบแคทตาไลติกคอนเวอร์เตอร์ ที่มีประสิทธิภาพการประหยัดน้ำมันกว่าเครื่องยนต์ 4 สูบขนาดเดียวกัน อีกทั้งเทคโนโลยีระบบ E-gas (ride-by-wire) ยังช่วยเพิ่มศักยภาพการประหยัดน้ำมัน และสมรรถนะการขับขี่ให้ดียิ่งขึ้นด้วย

สำหรับช่วงล่างของ BMW Motorrad Concept 6 ถูกพัฒนาอยู่บนพื้นฐานปรัชญา Lightweight Engineering โดยการประยุกต์ใช้วัสดุโลหะอัลลอยด์น้ำหนักเบา ทั้งในส่วนของเฟรมตัวรถ ส่วน Duo-lever arms ด้านหน้า และส่วน Para-lever arms ด้านหลัง เพื่อช่วยให้มอเตอร์ไซค์คันนี้แข็งแกร่ง แต่มีน้ำหนักเบา ใช้ล้อแบบ Forged HP ขนาด 17 นิ้ว มาพร้อมกับระบบเบรกสมรรถนะสูง ด้วยจานเบรกขนาดใหญ่ และคาลิปเปอร์แบบ 6 ลูกสูบ


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The Month in Review

Rahm Emanuel
Grand Master Rahm is in da house!

So White House hitman Rahm Emanuel has decided to be mayor of Chicago. He has informed the current mayor of Chicago, who has quietly decided to retire rather than have his political legs broken Rod Blagojevich style, and all his money taken by the Injustice Department with the help of some illegally obtained FBI/Hillary Clinton-provided Filegate-assisted charges, which is what happens when you cross the Chicago-style Gangsta White House if someone in it decides they want to be mayor of your city. Some people might think that you can't just choose to become mayor of Chicago, but that's ridiculously naive. Dead people vote in Chicago in every election. People who don't even live in Chicago vote in Chicago elections. Illegal aliens vote in Chicago elections. Some people vote 100s of times in Chicago elections. It has been this way for a very long time. It's just like Memphis in that regard. This is why no one in Memphis has been surprised at the gangland style leadership of the Obama White House. If Rahm wants to be mayor of Chicago, the election is already a foregone and well paid-for conclusion. Rahm is going to be mayor of Chicago. End of story.


exercise
Not French

The French don't like working out in gyms, according to the frustrated French Government. They prefer smoking cigarettes, drinking wine, and having sex outside in the grass, every chance they get. Apparently this isn't good for them and the forces of fitness want it stopped. They want more Frenchmen going to gyms and sweating over iron weights and wobbly treadmills while listening to iPods and watching TV. The French people, ever stubborn and libertarian, simply refuse. Meanwhile, French citizens have complained about media photographs of French President Sarkozy outside jogging. They feel that this isn't very French of him and prefer to see him wearing a nice Italian suit and standing beside his lovely supermodel wife. It's just not very French to sweat, unless you're sweating because you're having good sex.



If Obama speaks in a forest and no one is there to hear ...

Obama is trying to dismiss all the new Republican candidates rising up from seemingly out of nowhere courtesy of the Tea Party movement, but the fact is, almost no one is listening to his empty Marxist rhetoric anymore.



I'm on a hot streak!

A neato kean new Las Vegas hotel has been built with a dramatic arc to its shape, making it look futuristic and fancy. Unfortunately, being out in the bright sun-soaked desert, that fancy arc acts like a magnifying glass lens, catching the sun's rays and focusing them downward onto the swimming pool area. It has fried vinyl chairs, plastic bags, and a few guests. They're calling it a 'death ray' and so far designers are unsure how to fix the problem.



Siesta!

Several drug traffickers were shot this week in Mexico. Same as last week. And the week before that. And the week before that.


Lindsay Lohan
Disney Princess

Lindsay Lohan was sent to jail ... and is out again already. And then back in again.



Flushing tax dollars away

The Democrat-controlled U.S. Congress, apparently feeling convinced that there was nothing important for them to do, hired liberal comedian Steven Colbert to come do his routine for them as a sort of fake testimony before Congress. Taxpayers aren't laughing.


Bethany Storro
Kuh-Ray-Zee

A woman in Washington state threw acid into her own face, then went to the hospital for treatment and claimed 'some black people did it.' People nationwide felt sorry for her and sent her money for medical treatment. When the hoax was exposed she was charged with fraud and sent by the judge to live in a mental health facility. Meanwhile, 'some black people' were not amused.


Harry Reid
Harry Reid's charisma

Independent voters are overwhelmingly swinging the Republicans' way prior to the upcoming November election. The reasons most often given for this shift are: A) Barak Obama B) Nancy Pelosi and C) Harry Reid. The overwhelmingly left-leaning news and entertainment media have been trying desperately to help Democrats recover from their own unpopular policies, but so far all they've succeeded in doing is to damage their own already teetering reputations.


pilot whales
No more speeches!

Over 80 pilot whales beached themselves in New Zealand following the one millionth speech by U.S. President Barack Obama. Rescuers attempting to save the beached whales reported that the whales indicated the were attempting to get as far away from Obama and his annoying speeches as they possibly could. In their haste, they accidentally crashed into New Zealand. President Obama, responding to the whale criticisms, blamed former President Bush for the whale beachings, indicating that he felt convinced the whales were simply confused and really meant to say it was the policies of George Bush they were trying to escape from. The whales did not get a chance to rebut him, as they all died shortly after Rahm Emanuel arrived on the scene to help with the rescue efforts for the talkative whales.



Jimbo

Former US President Jimmy Carter is spending a second night in an Ohio hospital following what some worry is a delusional episode. At some point while returning to the US, former President Carter began talking non-stop about his legacy, insisting that he was the greatest President in history and that his "malaise speech" wasn't a huge disaster for both himself and the entire Democratic Party. The more he babbled about how great he was, the more people around him began to worry, as they all knew what a huge disaster he was as President and thus his statements could only come from the mind of a lunatic. Therefor, he was rushed to a hospital where he is currently being kept under close observation in case he tries to climb a bell tower with a rifle and begin shooting at random University of Texas students. Doctors aren't saying much except that they are concerned he may have suffered a stroke. "A stroke or heavy drug abuse are the main possibilities for such dramatic delusions," an Ohio doctor said, indicating her desire to remain anonymous out of fear of being targeted by the DoJ for saying anything potentially critical of the disastrous former President.


Bill Clinton
Who loves ya, baby?

Despite President Barack Obama's claims that neither he nor his Marxist policies are unpopular with the American People, Democratic candidates fighting desperately for their political lives in the upcoming elections are asking that he not come and 'help' them campaign. Instead, many, such as infamous Fanny Mae/Freddie Mac crook Barney Frank, have asked former President Bill Clinton to come and help save his ass from political defeat and voter retribution in place of current President Obama. Apparently Obama's popularity isn't just falling with conservatives. His own political party is beginning to run from him like a pack of wild dogs from a skunk.


Che Obama poster
Barack

President Obama and Vice President Joe "my sister beats me" Biden have adopted a new "Slam the Democratic Voters" strategy in an effort to 'motivate' their voter base into getting out there and cheering for socialism. The "you suck" strategy is reminiscent of the infamous Jimmy Carter "malaise" speech and is expected to work about as well. Other Democratic party leaders are following suit, beating up on their own supporters in a caring display of their empathetic (some say narcissistic) nature.


Eric Holder
Grand Dragon Eric Holder

A steadily building scandal is biting the US Department of Justice in the ass just in time for Congressional elections. It seems that our "post racial" President and his hand-picked DoJ overlords, including and especially Attorney General Eric Holder, have let it be known throughout the DOJ that no cases of civil rights violations by blacks against whites are permitted to be prosecuted. In other words, if the black KKK machine guns white voters Zimbabwe-style, that is A-OK with President Obama and his DOJ. Nothing is to be done about it. And thus far, all cases of this very type of thing have been obstructed and squashed by Eric Holder and his DOJ to the point that DOJ attorneys are quitter their cushy government jobs and talking to the Press about DOJ representatives lying to Congress (Marion Jones went to jail for doing that) about these racism cases and not being prosecuted or fired.


capital
Getting bigger every day

The only sector of the U.S. economy in which jobs are growing and pay is increasing is .... government. Unfortunately, because government doesn't actually produce anything except red tape and resistance to growth and prosperity, this means the United States is growing weaker and poorer overall. The only city in the United States in which citizens average income has increased is ... Washington, DC.


Cathy Lanier
Chief Cathy says "Aack!"

A funeral of a murder victim in Washington, DC, was 'livened up' a bit by a drive-by shooting that killed a person in the funeral procession and wounded another. The shooters, being rocket scientists, then sped down the road only a short distance before slamming into another car and flipping their getaway vehicle. The afformative-action Washington D.C. police chief, Cathy Lanier, showing that she, too, is a genius, indicated that she doesn't yet know the cause of death of the person killed by the drive-by shooting. Then, just to increase the laughter, she stated that the shooting "may" have been gang-related.


Charlie Rangel
Lowlifes and dirtbags

Establishment politicians in both major US political parties, fighting for their political lives, have predictably resorted to the dirtiest of dirty campaigns, digging up anything and everything on surging Tea Party candidates, even bringing out traffic tickets and bad grades in school as evidence that the 'outsiders' are unfit for public office. Most voters, though, have so far indicated that they are unswayed by all this ugliness. "It simply confirms what we already knew," a Memphis blogger stated, "that the establishment politicians of both parties need to be thrown out because they're all lowlifes and dirtbags."



Come on and take a free ride

Socialists in Europe are rioting in protest of the possibility that their governments will roll back the disastrous economy-destroying entitlements of socialism in an attempt to reduce their nation's crushing debt and save their economies from collapse. The socialists blame "reckless bankers" for the realities of economic collapse, echoing the words of Lenin and Castro from long ago. Ironically, even as they protest the entitlement rollbacks, they simultaneously complain about high taxes and high unemployment, both the unavoidable products of socialist entitlement spinning out of control. Police responded to protests with tear gas and riot control tactics. Meanwhile, in an almost ironic twist, the once-free and prosperous United States is diving headlong into government and entitlement expansion of a level never seen before in the history of America, apparently in complete denial of the events occurring at this very moment all across the European Union.


And now for a few words from Professor Thomas Sowell:

New Sport Dodge Viper can double as an Alfa Romeo 8C Competizione 2012

As you already know Dodge has already showed a concept version of the next generation Viper to selected dealers about a week ago and, although previous statements were devoid of any criticism, rumors are now flying that the next Dodge Viper may be looking into its Italian heritage. Okay, so Dodge doesn’t exactly have an Italian background, but rumors have stated that the concept looks to have shared a face with the Alfa Romeo 8C Competizione.

Apparently, the future Viper will not only share design elements with the Italian model, but it will also be built on the same platform.

Ralph Gilles, Dodge CEO said when talking about the 2012 Viper: "We had been debating this particular nameplate for a long time, and every time I just could not get there. And then one morning the product committee went into the dome and saw it, and we all knew we were in front of something magic, unique. It took less than five minutes for the committee to fund the initiative. Not a negative comment, not a remark, not a single question. And so I leave you with this. The 17th car in the lineup, in select dealers in 2012."

New Sport Peugeot EX1 2011

After teasing it for a while, Peugeot has released today the official details on the EX1 electric concept that will make its world debut at the Paris Auto Show. The concept was created as a celebration of the Marque’s 200th anniversary.

The EX1 is a two-seater roadster that combines the “floating” front grille and flowing contours from the SR1 concept, with polished aluminum components adorn the door surrounds from the RCZ and BB1. A particular feature of this concept is the reverse-opening door that gives access to the two sports bucket seats. There is also an instrument panel screens for each occupant showing in particular the vehicle’s instantaneous performance.

the concept is powered by two electric motors, one on each axle, each with a peak output of 167 HP and a maximum torque of 240 Nm at the front and rear.

"The EX1 concept car benefits from characteristics that give it a high enough level of performance not only to leave behind the city center, the preferred territory of electric vehicles, but also to challenge acceleration records. Its lightness, weight distribution and aerodynamics, the torque and power of its two electric motors and its high-output lithium-ion battery are just some of the characteristics that make this a car capable of lightning acceleration: the latter can exceed 1 G of gravitational force."

New Sport Lotus Elite Track Version

A few days ago, Lotus released the initial details of their future hybrid supercar, the Lotus Elite. Being since this is one of the first cars Lotus has introduced as part of their brand reinvention, it comes as no surprise that artists have already taken the vehicle to the next level by providing us with a rendering of what the Lotus Elise would look like if it was bound for the track. Maybe even a trip to LeMans.

This rendering takes the supercar to the next level by providing it with what looks like touches of carbon fiber throughout the length of the car, more than likely to help reduce the car’s weight. New side vents have also been added, as well as a new hood vent to help cool down the engine. This photo also shows a new front grill, rear spoiler, and side skirts. The yellow from the standard model’s brake calipers has been extended to dual yellow stripes going down the car’s bonnet.

The standard Lotus Elite comes powered by a 5.0-liter V8 engine that produces around 500-plus horsepower with a 0-60 mph time of around 3.5 seconds and a top speed of just under 200 mph at 196 mph. We would obviously expect the track version of the Elite model to produce slightly higher numbers than these